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Offline DUmpsterDiver

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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2018, 09:25:53 PM »
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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2018, 09:50:56 PM »
And groceries...

He/she/it will eat, but his car will have to starve for the next 2 weeks because of it...

And since he/she/it needs the car to earn more money for groceries, looks like he/she/it will be starving 3 weeks from now...   :lol:

Can we hashtag this as the 21 day dummy diet???

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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2018, 10:06:26 PM »
Can we hashtag this as the 21 day dummy diet???

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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2018, 10:12:23 PM »
Seriously, who shits on their friends and family so much that nobody will voluntarily float them a tank of gas to get to work, or a bag of extra groceries?  Only someone who is an unbearable jerk, or someone who has abused their good will in the past.
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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2018, 05:14:26 AM »
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5. yeah,

and if I was to grow food etc for us in our yard, it would still be 6 months before I had results...

Most "growing seasons" are only 3 months, dipshit, and if you were really serious, get a greenhouse...

Your problem is you're just another lazy, worthless, liberal tool...
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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2018, 06:34:08 AM »
Most "growing seasons" are only 3 months, dipshit, and if you were really serious, get a greenhouse...

Your problem is you're just another lazy, worthless, liberal tool...

Growing your own food takes planning and forethought,  and I don’t think those are strong points for this individual.

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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2018, 07:22:18 AM »
Seriously, who shits on their friends and family so much that nobody will voluntarily float them a tank of gas to get to work, or a bag of extra groceries?  Only someone who is an unbearable jerk, or someone who has abused their good will in the past.

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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2018, 07:26:41 AM »
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5. yeah,

and if I was to grow food etc for us in our yard, it would still be 6 months before I had results...

Smokes the seeds before they make it into the ground. :stoner:
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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2018, 08:36:47 PM »
I agree with O-n-G.  BJs - those quarters will add up faster than you think.

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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2018, 10:36:10 AM »
Re; FirstLight. 

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Re: I need money somewhat fast... what to do?
« Reply #35 on: July 06, 2018, 01:33:31 PM »
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He/she/it will eat, but his car will have to starve for the next 2 weeks because of it...

If you have 2 kids they can push the car, it uses a lot less gas that way. :-) :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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