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DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« on: March 12, 2018, 06:59:14 PM »
  Mr. NeedleDick Bug Boinker can't stand grabbers penis jokes, hahaha!

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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2018, 07:09:35 PM »
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23. How is this supposed to make me feel?

I've never owned a gun in my life, and I refuse to even associate with those who do. I feel physically nauseated around them, and I've done everything I can in my life to fight back against the terrorists in the NRA. I also have an very small penis. Before anyone trys to reassure me with the standard comments, no, it really is small. Like, to the point of uselessness. I've tried. This fact has caused me severe mental anguish, and has sabotaged my every effort to find love and a fulfilling relationship. I recently began taking prescription meds to deal with the crippling depression and near-suicidal thoughts, and things have improved somewhat. As a man who is too small to ever have a fulfilling sex life, what's the take away for me here? This is clearly meant to insult based on a physical characteristic that no man has control over, and clearly paints that deficiency as something to be used against someone. I mean shit, what's the message? Why are so many people so willing to use a very real and personally crippling deficiency as a cudgel?

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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2018, 12:36:04 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 12, 2018, 07:09:35 PM
:lmao:  These people will reveal any personal information whatsoever!
OMG, Karin.
You missed a great response.
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36. Thanks for posting this. Dern tootin. I haven't stopped laughing.
It was brave. :gay: 
Most people don't realize that approximately 1 out of every 167 men has a penis that is small enough to be designated as a "micro-penis" by medical standards. It's not at all uncommon among liberal, democrap menz. (and wimminz, too). 

Shockingly, many of those men don't own AR-15's. Well, when the cartridge is larger than their wee-wee, I'm sure they shop accordingly. Like maybe something similar to a 22CB cap.   
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26. Thank you. I am sorry to hear your story. :bawl:

I keep hearing the small penis insult. Keep that tiny thang in your pants, then. As a man,bullshit that is offensive to me. Poor twinky I would NEVER own a gun and think such a thing is disgusting but why is it okay to shame the size of a man's genitalia? Because we can.Such a thing is a real, crippling issue for many liberal men like me.

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johnpowdy  Little johnson, perhaps?

34. I see, but perhaps we should target "masculinity" instead of genitalia Nope, nuts it is. me -->:nutkick:<-- you

Because I can see how making fun of genitalia size could be triggering for some men. Going after masculinity and toxic masculinity is much better in my opinion.  No one gives a flying f**K what you think. 
A regular Sigmund Fraud.  :banghead:
 
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2018, 05:09:42 AM »
"The problem is he's got a 50 year-old lust with a 3 year-old dinky!"

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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2018, 06:52:05 AM »
Or it's an excellent mole play.  Gathering the DUmmie sympathy vote and then trying to change their viewpoint on the names they use.  Well played sir.   :fuelfire:
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2018, 07:04:10 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on March 13, 2018, 06:52:05 AM
Or it's an excellent mole play.  Gathering the DUmmie sympathy vote and then trying to change their viewpoint on the names they use.  Well played sir.   :fuelfire:


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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2018, 08:23:19 AM »
He has a mini pecker and the rest of them have a mini brain.  :mental: :thatsright: :loser:
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2018, 09:16:11 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on March 13, 2018, 06:52:05 AM
Or it's an excellent mole play.  Gathering the DUmmie sympathy vote and then trying to change their viewpoint on the names they use.  Well played sir.   :fuelfire:
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2018, 10:25:15 AM »
Sounds like he needs to get a big ol' gun to compensate for his short comings...
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2018, 10:58:13 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 13, 2018, 10:25:15 AM
Sounds like he needs to get a big ol' gun to compensate for his short comings...

It doesn't work for the DUmp's allies, why should it be any more successful for DUmpmonkeez?

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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2018, 03:03:35 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on March 13, 2018, 06:52:05 AM
Or it's an excellent mole play.  Gathering the DUmmie sympathy vote and then trying to change their viewpoint on the names they use.  Well played sir.   :fuelfire:

That was my immediate impression.  Walks the line between confirming what we know about DUmmie born-males  and getting sympathy/virtue applause.

Pretty damn good moling.
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2018, 04:30:46 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 13, 2018, 10:58:13 AM
It doesn't work for the DUmp's allies, why should it be any more successful for DUmpmonkeez?



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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2018, 05:34:17 PM »
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23. How is this supposed to make me feel?

I've never owned a gun in my life, and I refuse to even associate with those who do. I feel physically nauseated around them, and I've done everything I can in my life to fight back against the terrorists in the NRA. I also have an very small penis. Before anyone trys to reassure me with the standard comments, no, it really is small. Like, to the point of uselessness. I've tried. This fact has caused me severe mental anguish, and has sabotaged my every effort to find love and a fulfilling relationship. I recently began taking prescription meds to deal with the crippling depression and near-suicidal thoughts, and things have improved somewhat. As a man who is too small to ever have a fulfilling sex life, what's the take away for me here? This is clearly meant to insult based on a physical characteristic that no man has control over, and clearly paints that deficiency as something to be used against someone. I mean shit, what's the message? Why are so many people so willing to use a very real and personally crippling deficiency as a cudgel?

Micro penis?? 




I believe the term Retrotech DUmmie would prefer is that he has a "penis mcnugget".

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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2018, 05:35:41 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 13, 2018, 10:25:15 AM
Sounds like he needs to get a big ol' gun to compensate for his short comings...

I see what you did there  :rotf:
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2018, 06:43:11 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 13, 2018, 05:35:41 PM
I see what you did there  :rotf:

Yep, Congratulations!!! :cheers1:
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2018, 06:54:30 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on March 13, 2018, 09:16:11 AM
Weapons grade moling.


 Either that or he's the DUmmy of the Decade.
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2018, 06:06:29 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on March 13, 2018, 06:52:05 AM
Or it's an excellent mole play.  Gathering the DUmmie sympathy vote and then trying to change their viewpoint on the names they use.  Well played sir.   :fuelfire:

Good call!
Keep doing it, and maybe the liberals' stupid "Anyone who owns a gun is trying o compensate for being poorly endowed" claim will finally start to die out.
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Re: DUmmy has a tiny pecker. DUmmy has a sad
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2018, 12:55:15 PM »

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 I also have an very small penis. Before anyone trys to reassure me with the standard comments, no, it really is small. It is an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny yeĺlow pokadotted wienie thaaat he stroked for the first time today.   Like, to the point of uselessness. Like DUmmies. Miniscule members wìth insignificant posts.     :whistling:
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