this is an old bouncy, the feisty old woman that falls and all - probably never happened here - the old lady supposedly fell two weeks ago (how would they know that?), hits her head and is bleeding, so the tour guide calls 911. The old lady is then able to "set up" and then says all these things, since she's obviously fallen before and "knows the drill".
But there is no way they would release such a person "on site", given her age and the nature of the injury. He is lying again.
I thought I had seen it before, names/locations/etc are different of course.
I'm beginning to believe that they actually have stock bouncy stories that all dummies can access in some deep dark corner of the dump.
Change the names/location/circumstance and you got a ready made bouncie!!! Kind of like the stock letter to the editor about raising taxes on cigs/booze/soft drinks, etc and how it is a win-win!
The dummies don't even try anymore.
I miss the old days at the dump when the dummies were dummies, cops jumped out of bushes, and dummies pissed off of balconies and got evicted.
I guess the old school dummies set the bar too high.