Interesting (at least to me) story my dad told a few years back when he was working with me...
The setting is an area wide state DOT office where my dad had moved up the "food chain" to a position of responsibility. He wasn't at the top of the food chain, but he was high enough up that he was essentially getting paid good money to simply be alive which is impressive considering he dropped out of school in the 7th grade and only has a GED.
A liberal, atheist bitch is arguing with a Bible-thumper about whether atheists are going to hell. I use the term "Bible-thumper" and "atheist" with all due respect. When it comes to "liberal" and "bitch" I suppose you can just ask yourself if I sound respectful.
When the liberal, atheist bitch saw my dad coming down the hall she got all excited and told the Bible-thumper that my dad could tell them the answer because he was a preacher. Below is the conversation...
Liberal, atheist bitch: He's a preacher he can tell us!
Chuck's Dad: Tell you what?
Liberal, atheist bitch: Are atheists going to hell?
Chuck's Dad: Nope. Sure ain't.
Liberal, atheist bitch (with her chest poked out like BB): See! He says we're not and he's a preacher!
Chuck's Dad: Yeah. An atheist doesn't believe that God exists and by the time you get to hell you'll have no doubt that He exists and will no longer be an atheist. You'll just be another person spending eternity in hell.
Liberal, atheist bitch: Uhhh? What????