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Offline Delmar

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PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« on: December 09, 2017, 08:52:55 AM »
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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 05:24 PM
Star Member PCIntern (16,701 posts)

I couldnt help it...

Standing in line at the FedEx establishment the woman behind me asked her companion: “How tall is President Trump? He seems awfully tall!” Her companion replied, “I think he’s about six-foot five.”

I turned to them both and said in reflective wonderment, “Wow...really. I didn’t know they could stack shit that high”.

Dead silence ensued.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029951626

Wow, sick burn and original too.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)Fri Dec 8, 2017, 05:25 PM
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1. You done good! That is exactly the way to got to get em...with humor.

You can get at us with grade school bon mots and we'll get back at you with Neil Gorsuch on the Supreme Court.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)Fri Dec 8, 2017, 05:26 PM
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4. Good work.

Keep it up. Shame the deplorables into silence.

In spite of PCInterns ingenious put down, disgraced sex offender Al Franken is still on his way out the door.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)Fri Dec 8, 2017, 05:28 PM
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6. The PERFECT answer!

I literally laughed out loud.
The perfect answer, my dear PCIntern.  Perfectly dull-witted.

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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2017, 09:45:27 AM »
As pointed out at CU, the quote is directly from "Full Metal Jacket":

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes?item=qt0475790

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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2017, 10:38:15 AM »
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Star Member PCIntern (16,701 posts)

I couldnt help it...

Standing in line at the FedEx establishment the woman behind me asked her companion: “How tall is President Trump? He seems awfully tall!” Her companion replied, “I think he’s about six-foot five.”

I turned to them both and said in reflective wonderment, “Wow...really. I didn’t know they could stack shit that high”.

Dead silence ensued.

Of course they were stunned into silence because they have never seen such a rude ass hole act like that in public. Your are really childish and really should be ashamed of your self.

But since you are a retard / libtard that though will not cross your mind.SHAME ON YOU ass hole. :bird:
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2017, 11:08:55 AM »
I believe the only appropriate responses would have been either:



a) Takes one to know one

b) Trump is rubber, you are glue, whatever bounces off him sticks to you.







« Last Edit: December 09, 2017, 11:11:40 AM by BattleHymn »
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2017, 02:14:17 PM »
Gotta love it when they talk about "shaming deplorables into silence", as if they didn't already try that by calling people "deplorables" in the first place.

The point they're completely missing is that they can't silence people in the voting booth, no matter what empty victories they think they've won by randomly blurting out shit in public.
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2017, 02:56:20 PM »
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2017, 05:31:58 PM »
Calpig must detest the pc DUmbpling.
She? never addressed him as "my dear".
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2017, 08:07:36 PM »
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I couldnt help it...

Standing in line at the FedEx establishment the woman behind me asked her companion: “How tall is President Trump? He seems awfully tall!” Her companion replied, “I think he’s about six-foot five.”

I turned to them both and said in reflective wonderment, “Wow...really. I didn’t know they could stack shit that high”.

Dead silence ensued.

You misunderstand the silence, you moron.  You live in filthydelphia.  They were probably liberals. The silence was because you rudely interrupted a private conversation between two ladies who more than likely thought you were a weird sexual predator.

Congrats dummie!!!!!  You just showed your ass in a public place.  That is something to be real proud of.

They probably talked about what a rude asshole you were when they were out of earshot.  Better hope they do not ever show up for dental work at your place.
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2017, 08:18:12 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 09, 2017, 11:08:55 AM
I believe the only appropriate responses would have been either:



a) Takes one to know one

b) Trump is rubber, you are glue, whatever bounces off him sticks to you.

I would have gone with:
"Well, at least he isn't the same color as shit, like his predecessor..."
 
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2017, 12:38:13 PM »
I would have responsed with:
Well, you know one question that will never be asked? "How tall is President Hillary Clinton?"
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2017, 02:30:24 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on December 11, 2017, 12:38:13 PM
I would have responsed with:
Well, you know one question that will never be asked? "How tall is President Hillary Clinton?"

What you did there was subtle but I see it.  H5  :cheersmate:
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2017, 03:06:27 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on December 09, 2017, 08:07:36 PM
You misunderstand the silence, you moron.
The punchline was so bad, the crickets didn't even chirp.
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Re: PCIntern notches a victory for the resistance
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2017, 06:10:49 AM »
Bahahaha I laughed a little at that, Dummie is actually right one time in his life.
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