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Offline AzJames73

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I hope I don't puke...
« on: December 08, 2017, 09:51:49 AM »
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Ohiya (323 posts)         https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029949253

I hope I don't puke...
At our company Christmas party later tonight, I'm sure our CEO will say something about how we're now allowed to say Merry Christmas.

(Where's that darn puking emoticon when you need it!)

It is really simple DUmmy, have your miserable ass stay home.

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6. If there's a punch bowl, puke there. n/t

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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2017, 09:57:48 AM »
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Ohiya (323 posts)         https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029949253

I hope I don't puke...
At our company Christmas party later tonight, I'm sure our CEO will say something about how we're now allowed to say Merry Christmas.

(Where's that darn puking emoticon when you need it!)

Show your support for disgraced former Senator Franken and grab some ass and breasts while at the party.
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2017, 10:32:40 AM »
Wow, what a bunch of tolerant, caring, inclusive bunch you all are.  :sarcasm:

I hope you get botulism for Christmas.  :loser:
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2017, 11:00:28 AM »
Ah yes, the fabled office Christmas Party where secretarial grope hope springs eternal.  Is this in fact a picture of our poster child?  Please, this time of year,



give a squeeze to those in need.

Right AL (Franken Gore?)

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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2017, 11:46:58 AM »
Geez! If people relaxing and enjoying themselves is such a horrible thing to you, show up in time for the free meal and leave as soon as you're done. That way you get the free meal, are minimally bothered, and don't bother anyone.
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2017, 01:18:38 PM »
Well, DUmmie, I hope you do puke, and choke to death on it.  Merry Christmas!
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2017, 05:12:13 PM »
Oh FFF, Z.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
That jus ain't raht.
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2017, 06:51:34 PM »
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Response to Ohiya (Original post)Fri Dec 8, 2017, 10:41 AM
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1. I work with someone who brings it up constantly.

I simply don't respond and change the subject. Strength to you. If you're especially bold, you could say "cheers!".

Saying cheers is lame, the primitive needs to tell that fancy pants CEO I don't drink with you.  That's how it's done.

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Why would the phrase "I don't drink with you" upset someone?


At a party with my wife's co-workers one woman kept asking me if I wanted a drink. I told her no thank you each time, after several offers she asked why I didn't want a drink and I said "I don't drink with you." I was there to accompany my wife to a party with her co-workers, it was not appropriate for me to consume their food and beverages.
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2017, 10:12:07 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on December 08, 2017, 06:51:34 PM
Saying cheers is lame, the primitive needs to tell that fancy pants CEO I don't drink with you.  That's how it's done.
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That thread was classic!!  And the cereal chicken.  :rotf:

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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2017, 10:38:45 AM »
A pastor at a local church reminded me recently that Happy Holidays is also fine.. “Holiday” is derived from “Holy Day” .. Remind any liberals you know of that little factoid and watch their heads explode
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2017, 10:43:48 AM »
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113. I do drink
   
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I was not going to drink there.


What I asked was after someone has told you "no thanks" repeatedly, do you continue to offer them? Or do you allow them to decide that they do not want it?

Why didn't you just tell her to f**k off, you ass  hole.
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2017, 07:04:26 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on December 08, 2017, 10:32:40 AM

I hope you get botulism for Christmas.  :loser:

I don't know why but that hit my giggle trigger man.. haha!
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2017, 08:27:19 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on December 09, 2017, 10:43:48 AM
Why didn't you just tell her to f**k off, you ass  hole.

That would be automatic if the "presenter" also added:  "Have a drink with me, and let's toast President Trump!"

Perfect way to weed out the DUmmies at a Christmas party...   :lol: :lol:
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Re: I hope I don't puke...
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2017, 09:13:21 AM »
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Ohiya (323 posts)         https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029949253

I hope I don't puke...
At our company Christmas party later tonight, I'm sure our CEO will say something about how we're now allowed to say Merry Christmas.

(Where's that darn puking emoticon when you need it!)

Just tell him he is a racist, homophobic, mysoginistic fascist, money grubbing capitalist, Trumpster. And he is being mean and intolerant by telling everyone Merry Christmas.

It will make you fell a lot better to put him in his place. you will have the moral high ground. :-)
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Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

Basking in the glow of my white Privilege, while I water the Begonias with liberal tears!

I will give up my guns when the liberals give up their illegal aliens

We need a Bull Shit tax to make the Democrats go broke!
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