Hey DUmmies! That person that follows you around in the bathroom, you know that person, right, the on who is constantly staring back at you with the crazy, bloodshot eyes, the scraggly beard (this applies to the women), the unkempt hair, the unwashed body and clothes. You know that guy right, the one generally frothing at the mouth, and muttering incoherently.
THAT AIN'T US, DUMMIE! IT'S YOU!