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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Muddling 2 on October 16, 2018, 06:06:37 PM
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Hilarious bouncy. Only thing missing was the cop jumping out of the bushes and the thunderous applause from the audience.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211284271
"Today I had an encounter with a Republican that . . that . . . well, that left me shaking. It's a long story. Here goes.
I live in a red, rural Virginia county. Last week, a deer struck my old Ford Explorer; took it to the local body shop for an estimate. My insurance company approved the work, so, today, I took the SUV to the shop to leave it for the work to be done.
When I arrived at the body shop, there was a lady in the office talking with the owner. I stood inside the door, waiting my turn.
According to what she told him, she had been all over Virginia getting out the vote for Republicans. She was raving about Democrats . . . the usual horseshit.
Last week yard signs started appearing along the roadsides in our county -- pairs of signs that read:
"Resist Socialism; Vote Republican"
"Results not Resistance; Vote Republican"
A pair of these signs was sitting in the body shop office.
She turned and handed me a Republican pamphlet. I quietly refused. Then she fired both barrels at me:
"You must be a Democrat!!"
"Yes, ma'm, I am. Lifelong."
"And you are taking advantage of everything Trump has done but you won't support him."
"Everything Trump has done? And what would that be?"
"Why, this great economy!!!"
"This great economy started in late 2009!!"
She turned to the body shop guy and shouted: "See!!! An angry Democrat!! That's all they are -- angry."
To which I responded: "Ma'm, I am not angry. Not even a little bit. But I am tired. I am tired to the bone. You see, I'm a retired United States Army infantry colonel with three combat tours in Vietnam -- as a platoon leader, a company commander, and as a Special Forces A Team commander. I was wounded four times. Of my 30 years in the Army, I spent 8 months in hospitals recovering from wounds and today, at age 74, I cannot lift my left arm above my shoulder. And yet you Republicans call me 'socialist, communist, Marxist.' Because I am a Democrat, you tell me I hate this country."
By this time, she had turned her back to me. I continued:
"Look at me. Look me in the eye and tell me I'm a communist who hates this country. Look at this scar on the side of my head -- the side of my head where half the ear is missing . . . that's where a North Vietnamese soldier hit me with a machete, trying to kill me. Look at this scar and tell me I hate this country!!"
She continued to look away.
I quietly handed to the body shop guy the key to my Explorer, told him to call me when it's finished.
As I was leaving, I said to her -- with her back still turned: "And, ma'm, you have a nice day."
As God is my witness, I hate these sonsofbitches. "
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Edited on a PC for easier formatting.
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I lost count of his lies around the 15 mark.
I have never encountered a republican spouting political points in public. Never not once in all my years. Now leftists I have many times in a week spewing their bullshit talking points issued by the media. These bouncies are all accuse others of what you are doing.
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That was a hilarious bouncy, thanks for posting! Looking at the thread, the 75 poster did not reply to a single post. Everyone is groveling and slobbering and just eating it up.
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As God is my witness, I hate these sonsofbitches.
I noticed he said As God is my witness, I hate these sonsofbitches, but not As God is my witness this is a true story.
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They are hanging on to that "Recovery began in 2009" for dear life. If I didn't know better I would say they actually believe it.
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They're so easy to mole.
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They are hanging on to that "Recovery began in 2009" for dear life. If I didn't know better I would say they actually believe it.
The recovery begin in 2009 but had no real results until November of 2016. What could have happened around then to jump start the economy? Hmmm...we may never know.
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You see, I'm a retired United States Army infantry colonel with three combat tours in Vietnam -- as a platoon leader, a company commander, and as a Special Forces A Team commander.
Watching too much A-Team on MeTV.
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To which I responded: "Ma'm, I am not angry. Not even a little bit. But I am tired. I am tired to the bone. You see, I'm a retired United States Army infantry colonel with three combat tours in Vietnam -- as a platoon leader, a company commander, and as a Special Forces A Team commander. I was wounded four times. Of my 30 years in the Army, I spent 8 months in hospitals recovering from wounds and today, at age 74, I cannot lift my left arm above my shoulder. And yet you Republicans call me 'socialist, communist, Marxist.' Because I am a Democrat, you tell me I hate this country."
By this time, she had turned her back to me. I continued:
"Look at me. Look me in the eye and tell me I'm a communist who hates this country. Look at this scar on the side of my head -- the side of my head where half the ear is missing . . . that's where a North Vietnamese soldier hit me with a machete, trying to kill me. Look at this scar and tell me I hate this country!!"
She continued to look away.
She looked away because she was trying to find the person that called you a communist and said you hate the country. Per your bouncy-it was not her.
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Ooooh, this guy again, knew it sounded familiar. He (https://www.mylife.com/people-search/va/find/joseph-schlatter) is telling the truth partially, happened to omit the fact that his grown son (https://www.fredericksburg.com/news/crime_courts/former-spotsylvania-volunteer-firefighter-gets-suspended-sentence-in-child-pornography/article_9f9af276-bc5f-11e4-a2fd-6762f925573e.html) probably learned from the old man, too.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210856842
she should be happy he didn't chase her down and urinate on her. :mental:
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Court, Arrest or Criminal Records
Joseph DOES have Arrest or Criminal Records.
From Tess's link above.
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The DUmmies have posted such stories too often: they must have a template and you fill in the blanks to create your own anti-Republican fantasy.