Here, I just knocked this off:
“Oh!†cried Mervin, as he fluttered his fingers through his poofy, thinning hair. “So much to be done before the guests arrive!â€
Flitting about his kitchen on his tiny feet, he tried to take stock. The goose was awaiting cooking in the special goose-roaster, the baguettes had been baked earlier that day in the special baguette pans, and the potatoes were ready to go in the special potato pot. He just needed to log on to his favorite website, DU, and get some good ideas for a veggie dish. The special veggie pot was all ready.
Logging on as The Straight Story, a name Mervin found very clever, particularly since he was anything but straight, he made a quick post in the Cooking & Baking forum. He liked it here a great deal, and felt appreciated here. They admired his generosity, in the face of terrible hardship. Unemployed as he was, hadn’t he fed that desperate itinerant a sandwich and a glass of water? Mervin frowned, unsure. “Did I just dream that?†He shook the thought off, as increasingly common as it was becoming. Too much to do!
The recipe for the roast called for starting at a very high temperature, 500 degrees, for one-half hour, in order to get a crisp skin. After that, the oven should be turned down to 325. “Ah-ha!†thought Mervin,†I shall multi-task! While the goose is doing its half-hour, I shall get my bath in. After that, I’ll see if those shrewd DUers have come up with anything for my veggies!†Feeling very cunning and wily indeed, he set the oven for 500 to preheat.
Relaxing in his bath, with wet hair, Mervin was feeling efficient and capable. “I like this multi-tasking, it’s ingenious!†he thought. Thinking that a little more efficiency could only be a good thing, he reached for the blow dryer, preparing to take care of his fluffy hair before the party. “Bing!†went the oven timer, announcing the end of the 500 degree period. Startled, Mervin dropped his blow dryer.
The End
RIP TSS