Well, you know, Carl, I know this has bothered some here, about the way my fellow alum Skins keeps the lying titty primitive on the island, high and dry, but one has to consider something else.
The lying titty primitive used to enjoy credibility among the primitives, but due to the extravagance of his tall tales, the lying titty primitive is evolving into a source of scorn and amusement among the primitives.
When the primitives consider one of their own as merely a stupid clown, wow, one can't get lower than that.
What goes around, comes around, and it's coming for the lying titty primitive.
Although the lying titty primitive will be the last to know.