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The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« on: April 18, 2008, 08:49:59 PM »

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!


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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2008, 08:59:08 PM »
I don't hate humanity but I often wonder why keyboard guards don't come standard on all computer keyboards?  I mean, keyboard/laptop manufactures know it is messy human beings who use these things.  It doesn't take a genius.  Or maybe it does.

After the ^H or ^? from LUNIX, it's my number 2 or 3 pet peeve.  Usually only after I have spilled something on a keyboard.
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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2008, 08:59:49 PM »
HA!
I had a 12 pound box of Hershey's chocolate delivered here today! 
9 bags of Hershey's new Bliss chocolates plus other goodies to share with family and friends.

I shall eat one now and try to feel your pain.


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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2008, 09:01:44 PM »
Look at my user title.
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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2008, 09:03:51 PM »

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!



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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2008, 09:05:10 PM »

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!



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kiss my butt!

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2008, 09:07:06 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.  

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day.  

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2008, 09:07:42 PM »

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!



 :tongue:

kiss my butt!
if you hadn't been engaging in preventative health care while trying to balance your laptop in your lap, surf internet porn and drink a beer at the same time none of this would have happened...

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2008, 09:07:49 PM »
I don't hate humanity but I often wonder why keyboard guards don't come standard on all computer keyboards?  I mean, keyboard/laptop manufactures know it is messy human beings who use these things.  It doesn't take a genius.  Or maybe it does.

After the ^H or ^? from LUNIX, it's my number 2 or 3 pet peeve.  Usually only after I have spilled something on a keyboard.

well, after talking to my experts, it turns out that Dell anticipated my beer spillage.  there is a "well" that collects
such things beneath the keyboard . . . .

so, much to y'all's chagrin, I am still here. :-)

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2008, 09:32:39 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2008, 09:35:33 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2008, 09:38:17 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.
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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2008, 09:39:32 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

Like I said, I'm appropriately inebriated and apparently it shows :lmao:

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2008, 09:40:36 PM »

a word to the wise;  never read fiction if the author is still alive.


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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2008, 09:41:25 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

Like I said, I'm appropriately inebriated and apparently it shows :lmao:

heh

combustible materials?

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2008, 09:42:14 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.
the huge ironing machine was called a "mangle"
my mother was sent out at the age of 13 to make her way in the world on her own and one of her first jobs was in a laundry...she used to talk about the equipment and working the long hot hours...

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2008, 09:42:40 PM »
I submitted a research paper, but the last sentence is killing me.
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2008, 09:43:41 PM »
What was your last sentence in the paper?
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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2008, 09:45:36 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.

I always feel a sense of loss when I finish a book.  It is like an intense relationship that abruptly ends.  There is a feeling of regret.

Folks do still send there laundry out, Frank.  Lots of people.  It is still a thriving business.

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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2008, 09:47:50 PM »
What was your last sentence in the paper?


"Hopefully, no more tragedies like this will ever happen again."
 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

middle school level at best.
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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2008, 09:47:58 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

Like I said, I'm appropriately inebriated and apparently it shows :lmao:

heh

combustible materials?

worse :o

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2008, 09:48:07 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.
the huge ironing machine was called a "mangle"
my mother was sent out at the age of 13 to make her way in the world on her own and one of her first jobs was in a laundry...she used to talk about the equipment and working the long hot hours...


My mother-inlaw, Lord rest her soul, worked in a laundry for years.  She never let my wife forget it either.  

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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2008, 09:48:55 PM »
What was your last sentence in the paper?


"Hopefully, no more tragedies like this will ever happen again."
 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

middle school level at best.

tread lightly, john.

consider that advice.


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« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2008, 09:49:06 PM »
I found out tonight I can answer MENSA questions accurately when drinking. Does that say something about me or MENSA? hmmm :popcorn:

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« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2008, 09:49:30 PM »
I agree it's like some association that suddenly ends, when one finishes a book.

But I'd hesitate to use the word "regret."

Commercial laundries must exist only in blue cities nowadays; I've never seen one in my life.

Dry cleaning places, yeah, sure, they're all over.  But not full-service-and-delivery laundries, that I've seen.

It's a neat idea; it beats going to a laundromat.
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