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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2012, 03:47:28 PM »
You have no comments on your thread cause we're all speechless.   :lmao:

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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2012, 03:58:02 PM »
The tattoo artist looks like he would make good lamp shade material.
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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2012, 03:59:50 PM »
I'm giving 5 to 1 the guys a lib. If the line moves it will probably move in the direction of 9 to 1 or more.
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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2012, 06:22:06 PM »
Oh my.  His poor mother.  I just can't imagine. 

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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2012, 06:34:06 PM »
Oh my.  His poor mother.  I just can't imagine. 

Do you really think she gives a damn about him?

My mother would have slapped that ink right out of my face....and hit me so hard those holes would have closed up.
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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2012, 05:52:31 AM »
The tattoo artist looks like he would make good lamp shade material.

Johnny, I do not think even Meat Ball Annie would have much interest in that skin.

This is just an interesting phase a young man is going through.  Unfortunately when he gets to be 70 years old the culture will have changed so much he will not be an oddity.   [ Fancy a nursing home in 2050, female patients with breast implants covered in tattoos, old men with ----I simply cannot imagine what, perhaps a Prince Albert ]

I wonder what happens if he is hit by a bus and needs a MRI,   all the metal will have to go, empty ear lobes hanging down to his shoulders, just a Phase, right of passage for this young man, I wonder if he has a sex life with woman. 

Funny/Sad thing to see at work when the Temp agency sent in new workers, young adults with a face full of metal hoops and studs, the agency neglected to tell them that there was a no jewelry rule in the plant.   There they stood trying to remove their ear plugs, nose rings and lip rings.  Grown men in tears as removing them HURT, and they were not allowed to use the mirrors in the rest rooms to see what they were doing.



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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2012, 06:58:57 AM »
Can I have it where vesta can't comment on my threads....  a vesta shield of sorts?  :p






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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2012, 08:02:11 AM »
Can I have it where vesta can't comment on my threads....  a vesta shield of sorts?  :p

But, But, Gina after all I have done for you, I did learn to spell your name correctly, I do admire you, I were you living near me be the first I would invite to go see the Chippendale .

You have broken my heart Gina, such a fun woman, a bit of sunshine in my life. :bawl:

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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2012, 08:05:55 AM »
Can I have it where vesta can't comment on my threads....  a vesta shield of sorts?  :p
A vesta underail switch.
Or maybe a vesta rerail switch.

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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2012, 08:10:33 AM »
The tattoo artist looks like he would make good lamp shade material.

Naw.

Too many holes in the hide. It'd be a bitch to tan and cure.

Better to melt the whole thing down and collect the brass and silver after.

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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2012, 08:25:23 AM »
But, But, Gina after all I have done for you, I did learn to spell your name correctly, I do admire you,I were you living near me be the first I would invite to go see the Chippendale .

You have broken my heart Gina, such a fun woman, a bit of sunshine in my life. :bawl:

:lmao: that's so sweet!
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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2012, 10:42:19 AM »
Yeah, I bet he is an obama supporter as well.

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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2012, 11:04:36 AM »
Yeah, I bet he is an obama supporter as well.
That reply might move the odds mentioned in reply # 3, this thread.
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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2012, 11:56:17 AM »
Yeah, I bet he is an obama supporter as well.

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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2012, 01:01:17 PM »
   Man those are ugly glasses.. :whistling:

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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2012, 01:01:42 PM »
   Man those are ugly glasses.. :whistling:
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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2012, 01:21:34 PM »
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If that doesn't do it, the ink and metal will . . .
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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2012, 02:09:09 PM »
How does he eat with that crap in his lips? There is no way he could eat soup. Well, maybe broth using a straw I suppose.
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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2012, 02:47:43 PM »
How does he eat with that crap in his lips? There is no way he could eat soup. Well, maybe broth using a straw I suppose.

bet he has some huge boogers up there because he can't get his fingers in those holes :p






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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2012, 03:19:05 PM »
If you were living near me I would invite to go see the Chippendale .


I love Chip and Dale!!!   :-)

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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2012, 03:19:48 PM »
I love Chip and Dale!!!   :-)



 :lmao:  yeh, that's what I thought unless there is only one guy dancing  :lmao:






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Re: Just when you think someone can't get any dumber.....
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2012, 03:21:57 PM »
I love Chip and Dale!!!   :-)


I would have so said that, if you didn't first.
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