I wonder if I could sneak this home and hide it from spousal unit:
http://springfield.craigslist.org/cto/3828407806.html
My sister took out the flower car and a mourner's Buick in a funeral procession with one of those. Barley scratched the bumper but she was so shaken they let me drive it home (I didn't have a license but the cop figured it was better I drive, I just had a learners permit). Sis had just gotten her driver's license and had virtually no peripheral vision (they didn't really check back then). The funeral procession was queued up on the side of the road opposite the parlor on a narrow two lane road. A front end loader was coming the other way bouncing along taking its whole lane. Sis saw the bouncing Michigan, jerked the wheel to the right, side swiped the Buick, that startled her, so she over corrected toward the Michigan, nope that was a bad plan, jerked right again and plowed into the flower car.
Just about the time all this was going on the funeral was coming out. The guy on the left of the box owned the Buick (very upset to the point of dropping the box and yelling bad things) It was quite a show. Sister crying, flower car took a good hit in the middle of the bed, the Buick, probably a '58 with fins, had real damage to the left rear fin, chrome hanging off. Cop, who was there for the procession, was of the Barney Fife model and pretty useless. Yup, it was quite a scene.
Sis was teased unmercifully over that by the kids in the neighborhood who use to run the other way when ever she got behind the wheel. I only rode with her once after that years later in Norfolk, and it was no less harrowing an experience. That time I managed to save my two year old niece from going through the windshield taking her full weight on my outstretched arm as Sis locked up the binders to avoid T-boning a driver as someone ran a red light. Kids seats weren't all that well anchored back then either. Arm hurt for weeks.
Notice the push button shift? It was not a flawless system IIRC. Other than that shifter issue those were a great car. Built like a tank.