sparkling husband primitive offended by free press

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.org/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6269517

Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive who, like all men, nightly pitches his tent one day's march closer to the mausoleum:

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 05:44 PM
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What . The . Living . **** . ???

after which an image of a supermarket tabloid
 
http://www.globemagazine.com/story/379

I saw this in the checkout line at my local soopermarkit. This shit is probably on display at every ****ing checkout line in the country. Right there where mouth breathers and knuckle draggers can see it.

Kadie  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 05:46 PM
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4. They know how to sell magazines, don't they... 
 
New hope for the birthers...

Robb  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 05:46 PM
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6. Good business, apparently. (More cover pics)

after which several images of supermarket tabloids

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 05:56 PM
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29. Ohmygawd!

Okay ..... obviously these guys have cornered the market on catering to crazy people.

I need to get out more.

BlooInBloo  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 05:47 PM
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7. Kudos to their VP. They're going to make literally a brazillion bucks off that.

flvegan  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 05:48 PM
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11. From their site (yeah, sorry about that) 

"Barack Obama's Hawaiian birth certificate is a crude forgery, according to experts who have analyzed the document and other investigators who insist the President is covering up the truth about where he was really born. In a blockbuster Special Report, experts present photographic evidence they say proves forgery. See for yourself!"

So it'll be (already debunked and disproven) idiot birthers dragged out as experts. Indeed.

But then, it is The Globe. Next week, Michael Jackson will be alive and hunting down Osama bin Laden.

armyowalgreens  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 05:56 PM
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28. I'm pretty sure even the biggest morons know those magazines are fake.

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-10-09 05:58 PM
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31. My dear boy, just as there are those who believe Fox News, there are those who believe the tabloids.

And their votes count exactly the same as ours.

How's that for a ballbuster, huh?

armyowalgreens  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 06:03 PM
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36. It disturbs me greatly.

Hutzpa  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 06:03 PM
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37. I saw it too

but that doesn't mean I have to come here and post it, I have access to information
that prevents me from doing just that, now, unless your motive is to start a flame
war.

Why would you use that rag as a talking point to continue the false idiotic talking
point? Why??

Now, Are you a Birther humper?? or Race thumper??? which is which????

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-10-09 06:08 PM
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41. Are you ****ing serious?????

Get a ......... sense of humor.

Some people's kids ...... honestly.

franksolich is thinking about taking a poll.

[thundley4]

IIRC, the national Enquirer broke the Clinton sex scandal, and also broke the John Edwards sex scandal.  I'd say the tabloids have more credibility than anyone on Skin's Island.  That's how i voted in the poll. 

[franksolich]

IIRC, the national Enquirer broke the Clinton sex scandal, and also broke the John Edwards sex scandal.  I'd say the tabloids have more credibility than anyone on Skin's Island.  That's how i voted in the poll.

Despite my own interest in the print media, I've never paid much attention to the supermarket tabloids.

But it seems to me, compared with the sources the kaput primitive, the "kpete" primitive, and the racist babbling sister primitive, the "BabylonSister" primitive, use for their bonfires on Skins's island, supermarket tabloids are miles ahead, when it comes to accurate information and news.

[LC EFA]

Like every good commie - they're only offended by a free press when it doesn't print what they want to hear.

Which comes as no real surprise to anyone who is paying even the most modest amount of attention to them.

[jukin]

IIRC, the national Enquirer broke the Clinton sex scandal, and also broke the John Edwards sex scandal.  I'd say the tabloids have more credibility than anyone on Skin's Island.  That's how i voted in the poll. 

Beat me too it.  From empirical data the tabloids do appear to nail the lying, degenerate democrats fairly often.

I'm not a birther but why would Obumbler spend over a million dollars to suppress his COLB?  Why would John Edwards run into a bathroom and hide like a sissy if he were not caught red handed?

[GOBUCKS]

DUmmies only trust progressive news sites, like t r u t h o u t.
That's where you can get the breaking news on rethug indictments.
Their reporters are so honest, sometimes, in the Pittian style, they place. A. Period. After. Every. Word.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Yet when the National Enquirer was claiming that President Bush was going on coke binges and drinking along with Laura, that was taken as holy gospel by the DUmmies.

Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.