Have y'all noticed that a lot of them claim to be or have been in, telemarketing?
Guess those are the best jobs you can get with college degrees in the Liberal Arts.
Part of the reason they're so miserable is that they believed in the liberal mantra of pursuing whatever you want, regardless of its stupidity. Just because you can STUDY the Humanities doesn't mean you'll be GOOD at art or writing, and just because you STUDY history or politics you are not guaranteed income. Instead, you keep your old textbooks, write hilariously bad screeds on internet message boards, and scrape by at menial jobs. Ironically, if they would just put the guitar away, sell the Wittgenstein books, and get a job using their backs, they'd be happier and healthier. Similarly, their 20 years of system administration doesn't qualify them to run a company.
I am a firm believer that a huge chunk of today's shithead liberal population has been cursed doubly, once by the Information Age and once again by the culture itself: ditch digging is something that MEXICANS do, and a LIBERAL'S job is to take to the Internet to decry that fact...right after they get off their telemarketing job for Guthy Renker, and right after they attempt for the billionth time to replicate on an acoustic guitar the chord progression from their favorite Radiohead song.
Hey, DUmmies: if you were good at something, you'd be making money at it by now. Give it up...get a job doing what Mexicans do, and stop thinking you're Cesar Chavez for blogging about how sad it is that Mexicans do whatever it is you should be doing.
