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Offline GOBUCKS

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DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« on: November 22, 2009, 10:52:45 PM »
Before and after holidays are great times at the DUmp, especially after. One DUmmy after another will log in with bouncy tales, stories of arguments and fights, walkouts and insults. Holiday dinners at DUmmytown are more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Next week should really be entertaining. A preview:

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NightWatcher  (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-22-09 02:53 PM
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T-minus 4 days till Turkey Family Fun Fest. What's your poison?
I'm thinking of a flask of rum to mix with with all the sodas that will be around the Puritan's table this Turkey Day.

How are you planning on coping with the family?

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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts)      Sun Nov-22-09 04:12 PM
1. Drink my ass off and spend as little time around my mother as possible.
Sigh.



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sarge43  (1000+ posts)       Sun Nov-22-09 05:31 PM
3. Ignore them. It's for the best.
   


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Skittles  (1000+ posts)       Sun Nov-22-09 09:28 PM
10. I last had Thanksgiving with my family in 1975
yup - better that way
 


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LeftyMom  (1000+ posts)         Sun Nov-22-09 06:00 PM
4. I'm going to be 600 miles from my family. That's how I'm coping. 
   


DUmmy LiberalEsto is looking at the bright side:
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LiberalEsto  (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-22-09 07:55 PM
5. By not cooking a Tofurkey
because my older daughter the vegetarian isn't speaking to us. She emailed back to say she's not coming to dinner, so there's no point in my making the ghastly Tofurkey thing. So far, my husband and younger daughter and possibly my brother are still speaking to me.

 
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tigereye  (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-22-09 08:45 PM
6. my sister is a vegetarian, and she always simply ate everything but the turkey 
it is never really a problem. She is ok with other people's food choices.

As far as dealing with my family, they are all pretty liberal Democrats, so I feel fortunate. I think I would have a hard time with conservative relatives, so I'm glad I don't have any. 

 
DUmmy kids must grow up with some wonderful memories of childhood.
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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 10:56:02 PM »
Wow, they sure are getting into the holiday spirit aren't they  ::)
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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2009, 11:09:09 PM »
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So far, my husband and younger daughter and possibly my brother are still speaking to me.

 :loser:

It's only a matter of time before all she has left is the goldfish.

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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 11:11:00 PM »
ha ha ha ha ha... *snort* ha ha ha ha ha...

damn, man. :lmao:
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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2009, 12:06:10 AM »
Sometimes, I feel sorry for them.
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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 03:55:22 AM »
Quote from: jukin on November 23, 2009, 12:06:10 AM
Sometimes, I feel sorry for them.

Yeah, me too--but this ain't one of those times.
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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 09:29:18 AM »
Quote from: jukin on November 23, 2009, 12:06:10 AM
Sometimes, I feel sorry for them.
Don't! They this is all self inflicted on their part! Very petty shallow people with very little loyalty to anything but their political party!
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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 11:45:06 AM »
Yeah, go eat their food and watch while they slave to feed your fat lazy rears and then clean the mess but by all means slag them while they do it. /s
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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2009, 12:13:18 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 23, 2009, 09:29:18 AM
Don't! They this is all self inflicted on their part! Very petty shallow people with very little loyalty to anything but their political party!

Everything is supposed to be about them and their wants..they can`t cope in a situation where others have to be respected.

I am quite sure most of their families are just as happy they don`t show up.
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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2009, 01:14:05 PM »
I can just feel the tolerance oozing out of that thread.  ::)
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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2009, 01:28:36 PM »
This is just ridiculous. Do they not have anything else in common with their family? There's a world of other topics for crap sakes. My mother was an alcoholic and a self-centered moonbat but I'd love to be able to sit across the table from her on Thanksgiving (she made killer gravy). They're not grateful for anything.

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Re: DUmmies Look Forward To Family Time
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2009, 02:29:52 PM »
Wow. The primitives sure do hate their families. Maybe the problem is theirs, not the familie's. Primities sure are full of hate.
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