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Offline franksolich

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why the primitives are parasitical
« on: September 07, 2009, 05:08:28 PM »
Oh my.

I just came across something that might explain why the primitives are parasitical.

One is what one eats.

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Features/Lists/?article=MenuParasites&gt1=27004

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Top 5 Menu Items Most Likely to Contain Parasites

If one doesn't want to go to the link, the parasite-infested foods include:

(a) escargot, a favorite among the cooking and baking primitives, who fancifully imagine themselves as gourmands;

(b) sushi and sashimi, a favorite among the primitives who are into "eastern" or Oriental fads;

(c) steak tatare, another favorite among the cooking and baking primitives, who ludicrously think of themselves as sophisticated;

(d) pink, or raw, hamburger;

(e) ham or pork sandwiches.
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Re: why the primitives are parasitical
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2009, 05:13:02 PM »
Oh my.

I just came across something that might explain why the primitives are parasitical.

One is what one eats.

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Features/Lists/?article=MenuParasites&gt1=27004

If one doesn't want to go to the link, the parasite-infested foods include:

(a) escargot, a favorite among the cooking and baking primitives, who fancifully imagine themselves as gourmands;

(b) sushi and sashimi, a favorite among the primitives who are into "eastern" or Oriental fads;

(c) steak tatare, another favorite among the cooking and baking primitives, who ludicrously think of themselves as sophisticated;

(d) pink, or raw, hamburger;

(e) ham or pork sandwiches.


Frank Darlin'....I'm not a "primitive"....but I really like everything on your list except for the escargot.

Have loved raw hamburger since I was a little kid living in South Dakota....and raw tuna is wonderful.
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Re: why the primitives are parasitical
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2009, 05:15:33 PM »
I like pork and ham. Hamburgers must be well done. Sushi and snails are used for fish bait.  :-)

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Re: why the primitives are parasitical
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 05:19:10 PM »
I've had escargot, and thought it was very good.  I am a huge fan of sushi and sashimi.  Tuna and salmon sushi are absolutely delicious. Nothing else on that list sounds particularly wonderful though. 

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Re: why the primitives are parasitical
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 08:29:58 AM »
I,too, with the exception of Escargot, like everything you mentioned, Frank. I miss the days when it was SAFE to eat raw hamburger. Nowadays, I've taken to grinding my own hamburger because I don't trust the meat packers any more. A fair quality chuck roast makes some really nice hamburger and is usually cheaper than a similar grind from the grocery store.
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Re: why the primitives are parasitical
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 03:21:57 PM »
I've had good escargot and bad escargot.  Very steak-like when its done right.  I'm not a big fan of raw tuna but I like mine cooked rare or as a cevice served with a salad.
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