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Offline tuolumnejim

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beac, Dear Racist,
« on: September 20, 2008, 09:10:26 AM »
So when the obamamessiah goes down in flames because of racism, stealing the vote or whatever make believe scenario you come up with DUmmie, just remember it's down the road and not just across the street.  :lmao: :rotf:

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beac  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-19-08 09:38 PM
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Dear Racist,
 At the request of hisownpetard on this thread http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph... (detailing how a doctor made a $1000 contribution after enduring the racist rants of one of his patients), I humbly submit my idea for a little ad we might run in newspapers around the country after Obama is elected:


Dear Racist,

Thank you for all the additional donations to Barack Obama that you inspired. Remember that nasty little slur
against Barack that you made to your doctor/butcher/mechanic/neighbor/co-worker, thinking that because
you shared the same skin color you shared the same prejudices?

Your ignorance and small-minded bigotry helped pour thousands and thousands of dollars into Obama's campaign.
After hearing your hateful comments, many people went to their checkbooks-- many for the first time ever--
and donated to help elect Obama. You, yes you, inspired them to help erase the vile stain of prejudice that
still taints our country.

Lucky for you, Barack Obama is a truly good man and he will be working to help EVERY AMERICAN to live better
and realize their dreams, regardless of how much melanin is in their skin.

So, thanks again for inspiring others to help put Obama in the White House. By 2012, we sincerely hope you'll
be ready to help re-elect him by giving money directly instead of just inspiring others!

Sincerely,

Your fellow citizens
 
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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 09:22:33 AM »
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... Barack Obama is a truly good man and he will be working to help EVERY AMERICAN to live better
and realize their dreams...

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

beac, except for bending you over and using you to accomplish whatever will line his pockets and those of his cronies, he could care less if you're dead or alive.  No, I don't expect you to be intelligent enough to believe the truth.

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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2008, 09:23:02 AM »
Dear DUmmy.

Thank you for freely offering your hateful,insane rants to the general public every day.
Your vicious and false rumors against Gov.Palin have inspired many now to happily support the McCain ticket.
What appeared as a likely defeat a few months ago has now turned into a just as likely victory and it was all done without spending a dime.

Please continue so we can reclaim Congress too.

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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2008, 09:35:56 AM »
Dear Moron,

Think of every nasty remark you ever made about the Palin children.  Think of each lie or vicious insult as two more votes for McCain.  Thank you, and have a pleasant day.   :-)

Oh, BTW... a liberal brain-child saddled Obama with "Magic Negro."  Just thought I'd remind you. 
 

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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 09:45:13 AM »
Dear DUmbass,

If being against inexperience is racist...so be it.

If being against a marxist is racist...so be it.

If being against thug style Chicago politics is racist...so be it.

If writing another check to the RNC is racist..so be it.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2008, 11:35:25 AM »
If being against thug style Chicago politics is racist...so be it.

Ya know, that's one thing I don't understand.  Obama is the product of, arguably, the most corrupt political machine in the United States--the Chicago Democrat machine.  He's running against a man who nominated someone who beat, arguably again, the second most corrupt political machine in the country--the Alaska Republican machine--and Obama is the "change" candidate.  :uhsure: :whatever:
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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2008, 01:22:36 PM »
You know, I dislike upsetting the primitives, but one time I read a biography of Jean Dixon, an ostensible "seer" during the 1940s, 1950s, and 1960s.

One of her predictions, made about 1963 or something, was that the Anti-Christ had recently been born, and was of Middle Eastern derivation.

I'm surprised this hasn't shown up in the astrology-and-other-nonsense forum on Skins's island.
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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2008, 02:04:37 PM »
You know, I dislike upsetting the primitives, but one time I read a biography of Jean Dixon, an ostensible "seer" during the 1940s, 1950s, and 1960s.

One of her predictions, made about 1963 or something, was that the Anti-Christ had recently been born, and was of Middle Eastern derivation.

I'm surprised this hasn't shown up in the astrology-and-other-nonsense forum on Skins's island.

Well, that eliminates me!  I was born in the 4Q of 1964!  :-)
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2008, 02:23:59 PM »
OK, so I'm racist. If I admit it, Does that mean I can use this "Vote for Obama, get another vote free" coupon I cut out of the paper to vote for McCain twice?

...oh nevermind. I see "offer only good in Chicago, Va., southern Fla., coastal Calif., N.J. and states north of the 38 th parallel.
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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2008, 02:36:10 PM »
OK, so I'm racist. If I admit it, Does that mean I can use this "Vote for Obama, get another vote free" coupon I cut out of the paper to vote for McCain twice?

...oh nevermind. I see "offer only good in Chicago, Va., southern Fla., coastal Calif., N.J. and states north of the 38 th parallel.
Look closer, there is an asterisk:

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*Dead People Automatically are registered for 2 votes offer (Democrats only).
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Re: beac, Dear Racist,
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2008, 03:59:30 PM »
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Dead People Automatically are registered for 2 votes offer (Democrats only).

I was killed in Iraq, so I get to vote for McCain twice.  It was in my re-enlistment contract.  :uhsure: