Embezzle!
You don't have enough financial (64%) or legal (56%) problems.
(http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/4866126305402768397.jpeg___1_500_1_500_cb94de6a_.png) You're rich and don't have problems with the law. **** you.
Let's fix this right away. Start screwing over your employees. Take the money from your vast financial empire for personal use. Steal pensions. Employ creative bookkeeping. Funnel funds into your offshore accounts.
The thing is, even if you get caught, you'll probably only get a slap on the wrist. Asshole.
:lmao: