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Offline bijou

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Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« on: January 16, 2008, 02:14:06 PM »

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RETAIL bosses may have to issue bizarre health warnings on its clothing mannequins - after a punter said he got his MANHOOD trapped in one.


The man, 31, rang officials at an online firm to whinge that he got “part of himself” stuck in a 24mm hole on a female display bust.


The unnamed customer from Doncaster, South Yorks, had ordered the display mannequin over the internet mistakenly thinking it was an adult sex toy. He had to use a pair of heavy duty scissors to cut the dummy and set himself free.

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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 02:24:10 PM »
We'd have a whole lot less of this debauchery if mannequins were allowed to marry.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 02:40:35 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 16, 2008, 02:24:10 PM
We'd have a whole lot less of this debauchery if mannequins were allowed to marry.

Oh sure, next they will want to adopt child mannequins.
Then the DUmp will be screaming daily over a mannequin's rights!  :-)
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 02:40:43 PM »
okay, how big is a 24mm hole? I just gotta know....
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 02:43:55 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 16, 2008, 02:40:43 PM
okay, how big is a 24mm hole? I just gotta know....

24 mm = 2.4 cm = .94488 inches.   which sorta explains why he was trying to get blown by a mannequin in the first place.

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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 02:45:04 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 16, 2008, 02:40:43 PM
okay, how big is a 24mm hole? I just gotta know....

It about the distance across your avatar.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 02:47:39 PM »

just for the sake of comparison, a quarter is 24.3 mm in diameter, so almost exactly the size of a quarter.

one more time, it explains why he was banging a mannequin.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2008, 02:50:53 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 02:47:39 PM

just for the sake of comparison, a quarter is 24.3 mm in diameter, so almost exactly the size of a quarter.

one more time, it explains why he was banging a mannequin.

And what was wrong with my comparison?  A quarter just fits inside her avatar.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2008, 02:51:51 PM »
Oh my.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2008, 02:54:34 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 16, 2008, 02:51:51 PM
Oh my.

If I'd walked in on that seen I would have poured a bucket of sawdust over the both of them.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2008, 03:03:52 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 16, 2008, 02:50:53 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 02:47:39 PM

just for the sake of comparison, a quarter is 24.3 mm in diameter, so almost exactly the size of a quarter.

one more time, it explains why he was banging a mannequin.

And what was wrong with my comparison? 

[snip to avoid obvious entendre] :whatever:

it isn't round, for one thing.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2008, 03:05:35 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 16, 2008, 02:51:51 PM
Oh my.

just imagine what the mannequin thought.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2008, 03:06:16 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 16, 2008, 02:50:53 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 02:47:39 PM

just for the sake of comparison, a quarter is 24.3 mm in diameter, so almost exactly the size of a quarter.

one more time, it explains why he was banging a mannequin.

And what was wrong with my comparison? 

[snip to avoid obvious entendre] :whatever:

it isn't round, for one thing.

Diameter isn't round - and what "entredre"?
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2008, 03:07:40 PM »
Good lord..............where's a water hose when ya need it.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2008, 03:07:47 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 16, 2008, 03:06:16 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 16, 2008, 02:50:53 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 02:47:39 PM

just for the sake of comparison, a quarter is 24.3 mm in diameter, so almost exactly the size of a quarter.

one more time, it explains why he was banging a mannequin.

And what was wrong with my comparison? 

[snip to avoid obvious entendre] :whatever:

it isn't round, for one thing.

Diameter isn't round - and what "entredre"?

no, but a hole is, which is what we were discussing. :-)

and I will let you to ponder the entendre.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2008, 04:59:52 PM »
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“Apparently the bust was so durable, the man was concerned he might have to call the fire brigade to liberate him.

“But thankfully, a pair of heavy duty scissors were able to cut apart the female bust to release him and relieve his delicate area.

The British can make anything sound civilized.  :lmao:
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2008, 05:00:26 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 16, 2008, 02:40:43 PM
okay, how big is a 24mm hole? I just gotta know....

Great minds... :cheersmate:
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2008, 05:01:38 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 16, 2008, 02:45:04 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 16, 2008, 02:40:43 PM
okay, how big is a 24mm hole? I just gotta know....

It about the distance across your avatar.

Oh my, that's pitiful.
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2008, 05:03:10 PM »
This is what happenes when you go buy your toys on the cheap. Now if he had only laid out hte cash for the real stuff this story wouldn't have happened. :-)
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Re: Man mistakes mannequin for sex toy, turmoil ensues.
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2008, 06:10:07 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 03:07:47 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 16, 2008, 03:06:16 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 16, 2008, 02:50:53 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 02:47:39 PM

just for the sake of comparison, a quarter is 24.3 mm in diameter, so almost exactly the size of a quarter.

one more time, it explains why he was banging a mannequin.

And what was wrong with my comparison? 

[snip to avoid obvious entendre] :whatever:

it isn't round, for one thing.

Diameter isn't round - and what "entredre"?

no, but a hole is, which is what we were discussing. :-)

and I will let you to ponder the entendre.

I've pondered for three hours.  I still cannot figure out the "entendre".  The best I could do was assume you have a warped mental sexual  connection between coinage and logos.  What did they do to you as a child?   :lmao:

As for all holes being round, well, I have a set of socket wrenches that say differently.  In fact, the thought of round holes made my sockets giggle.
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