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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2019, 07:42:59 PM

Title: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2019, 07:42:59 PM

I'm asking for a friend.
Is he still active? I remember he got real mad that no one believed he was actually married.

Title: Re: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: SVPete on October 11, 2019, 08:30:20 AM

Maybe his sex doll left him?

Title: Re: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 11, 2019, 12:58:54 PM

Which one?  Seems most DUmmies aren't getting any with humans.

Title: Re: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: dutch508 on October 11, 2019, 01:50:37 PM

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 11, 2019, 12:58:54 PM

Which one?  Seems most DUmmies aren't getting any with humans.

this- but most are too poor to buy one.

Title: Re: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: jukin on October 11, 2019, 02:13:55 PM

His needle dick punctured it and after 25 minutes he was lying face down on the floor crying.  We do not know if it was because the last of the DUchebag's money had gone to buy the blow up sex doll or if that is a DUmmy's natural reaction to having fake sex.

Title: Re: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 11, 2019, 03:11:47 PM

He thought she was only passing wind, but it turned out to be her last breath!! :-) :-)

Title: Re: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 11, 2019, 03:41:25 PM

Quote from: dutch508 on October 11, 2019, 01:50:37 PM

this- but most are too poor to buy one.

Inflatable pools and those wacky waving things you see at car dealerships are secondary targets.

Title: Re: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: dutch508 on October 11, 2019, 04:53:44 PM

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 11, 2019, 03:41:25 PM

Inflatable pools and those wacky waving things you see at car dealerships are secondary targets.

they completely misunderstood what a sock puppet was...  :-)

Title: Re: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 11, 2019, 10:51:57 PM

Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2019, 07:42:59 PM

I'm asking for a friend.
Is he still active? I remember he got real mad that no one believed he was actually married.

Diabeticman?  ....and his "door buzzard"  :lmao:


ETA:  one of the greatest DU threads ever!  https://www.democraticunderground.com/10027423760

Title: Re: Whatever happened to the DUmmy with the inflatable wife?
Post by: SVPete on October 12, 2019, 08:39:47 AM

Seems to have disappeared in early 2016 ... a Berniebot who got purged or self-purged?