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Title: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
Post by: Maverick1987 on November 01, 2019, 02:42:29 PM
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MineralMan (124,794 posts)  Fri Nov 1, 2019, 01:16 PM

So, in some places, records are kept of menstrual cycles to better monitor women.

I have an idea for better monitoring men. Equip each man with a pressure sensitive cuff for their masculine appendage and attach it to an LED display device that is required to be worn in a visible location. It would flash "BONER" anytime the man had an erection. That's valuable information for women who are in close proximity to a male human, I'd think.

The device would better protect women against sexual assault and other unwanted attentions, since they could simply back away slowly when they see the warning.

Full disclosure: If it's good for women, it's good for men, too.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212645074

It's just....I can't....I'm speechless. 

(h/t - DI's Carlos W Bush)

Title: Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
Post by: Old n Grumpy on November 01, 2019, 03:32:35 PM
I would want mine to read " Armor Piercing Purple Throbber!"

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Title: Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
Post by: Karin on November 01, 2019, 06:03:20 PM
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Response to MineralMan (Original post)
Fri Nov 1, 2019, 04:18 PM
Raymond O (12 posts)
16. Kind of an odd thing to think of, joking or not.

Weirdo.  And I've never heard of the premise of his OP, except at the doctor's.  When was the last time....?  And that's HIPAA protected.
Title: Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 01, 2019, 07:41:48 PM
Does this include the proverbial schadenfreude boners we conservatives have had since November 8, 2016?

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Title: Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
Post by: Skul on November 04, 2019, 01:54:24 PM
No phan-boi on the island would ever have
to worry about their light coming on.  Ever
Title: Re: It's over. Mineral Man has just won DUmmy of the Year
Post by: SVPete on November 04, 2019, 02:10:20 PM
The background to this is that the State of MO tried to estimate some PP abortion patients' cycles to see if they had had complications from their abortions that PP had not reported. Progs being Progs, distorted versions of what was done are in circulation, and MM may be referring to such a distorted version.