I look at it as an opportunity. It'll allow new DUmmys, formerly lumpenprimitiven, to rise above their previously lowly station and shine. Bring a new dimension to the DUmp, as it were.
Frankly, seeing the same names over and over is getting a little tedious. One just has to see (for example) the names nads, the Masturbating Nemesis, Mrs. Dorkio or Billy the Pitt in a subject line to know what is coming next.
Like stale bread it may be edible, but not satisfying.
Here's one for you, one I've been
itching to make; NYC_SKP, Skippy from New York City.
I don't think anybody's ever paid attention to him, despite that he exhibits the principal characteristics of primitivity with the exception of, perhaps, extravagant embellishment. Otherwise, he's the perfect primitive.
I never paid attention to him myself until a few months ago. Up until then, I'd always dismissed him as merely one of the lowly
lumpenunterprimitiven, the faceless lynch mob, no different from any of the other indistinguishable nobodies.
But a few months ago, the primitives were talking about name changes made back in early 2009, and Skippy had the bad manners to mention that franksolich had made a mistake when compiling the list.
Making up that list of name changes involved my culling through 5300 primitive screen-names to find all those who'd changed theirs; it was a lot of work, a lot of time and trouble, laboring a mountain to bring forth a mouse, but given the grievous peril the primitives pose to the republic, to this nation, to all things good and decent, to humanity in general, what with their dark seditious and criminal sentiments, it
had to be done.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilence.
That was more than four years ago, that I compiled that list, which of course has since become unimportant. It's still here simply because unlike Skins's island, conservativecave doesn't try to erase history by deleting threads, even if they're valueless any more.
So.....out of circa 5300 names, I made one mistake.
One lousy crummy little mistake.
What is that? An error rate of one-half of one percent? One-half of one-tenth of one percent? One-half of one-one-hundredth of one percent? One-half of one-one-thousandth of one percent?
I think that's a pretty negligible error-rate, one out of 5300.
So Skippy had the effrontery to point out I made one whole
****ing mistake.
If Skippy knew how to win friends and influence people, rather than chortling "ha-ha, franksolich made a mistake," he would've instead said "oh, wow--franksolich made
only one mistake; that's awesome, only one mistake."
The boy needs to learn some manners, if he wants to get along.
