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+ Forum|-+ Search| |-+ Search ResultsPages: [1] 2 3 ... 7 Subject Relevance Started by Date Posted for the bacon lovers...asdf that means you!in The LoungeRe: for the bacon lovers...asdf that means you! by Tess... on January 17, 2009, 08:38:12 amThe Bacon Bikini!
I tried to order this product, but my stomach leaped out of my body and ran away screaming and my tongue pulled a gun on me. I then saw that there were some listed in the new and used section, I wanted to click on it to see the description of used strawberry-flavored gummy bacon, but I heard a slight tear in the fabric of space-time and thought perhaps I ought better leave well enough alone. Grandpa will be so disappointed that I couldn't follow through, his two boyhood wishes have been to try a berry-flavored gummy bacon and to get his hands on a picture of Hitler wearing a crotchless red bodysuit and soul-kissing Churchill. We always thought we'd find the picture first...