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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2011, 03:01:37 PM »
God...that brings a tear to my eye.

It'd be nicer if they were smacking her across the face with it.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2011, 03:26:53 PM »
It'd be nicer if they were smacking her across the face with it.

That sure is a pretty way to say bludgeoning her into a coma with it.  O-)

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2011, 03:36:52 PM »
That sure is a pretty way to say bludgeoning her into a coma with it.  O-)

Yeah, but ya have to admit, it would be a pretty sight! Especially if they don't pull the nails first!
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2011, 04:37:28 PM »
Yeah, but ya have to admit, it would be a pretty sight! Especially if they don't pull the nails first!

Remember she's from San Francisco, she'd most likely all fall in love and shit if you did that.  :-)

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2011, 05:26:15 PM »
Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over.  The sign taker-downer and his assistant.


btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?

Noted in passing that it still takes the government two people to do a job that should take one person.

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2011, 05:54:13 PM »
Noted in passing that it still takes the government two people to do a job that should take one person.


One person would have needed a step ladder to do the job, but OSHA rules would have required about two weeks of paper work to get the ladder.

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2011, 06:34:30 PM »
One person would have needed a step ladder to do the job, but OSHA rules would have required about two weeks of paper work to get the ladder.

Nice catch! I'd of fired 'em both if they thought it took 2 in order to pull down a frikkin' sign that no body wanted in the first ****in' place!
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2011, 06:37:03 PM »
Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over.  The sign taker-downer and his assistant.

btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?
Great post. You earned yourself a H5 for that. Brought a smile to my face. Thank you. :cheersmate:

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2011, 06:40:55 PM »
EC< TB, and Vagabond all get H5s. 
The only job in the country that was "shovel ready" when Porkulus was passed was the job to shovel all of the shit that the Obamessiah, Dingy Harry and Nazi Pelosi produced.  Thatisall.
Yeah, those "shovel-ready" jobs. ::) ::)
I loved it when they used that word. How does a project become "shovel-ready"? I wish the DUmmies would explain, but they cannot. I heard a lot of the "stimulus" money that was supposed to be used to rebuild roads and bridges have been no where to be found.
And the DUmmies and libs want to put all their trust in this baby dictator and his socialist/communist cohorts. :mental: :mental:

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2011, 04:20:30 AM »
Yeah, those "shovel-ready" jobs. ::) ::)
I loved it when they used that word. How does a project become "shovel-ready"? I wish the DUmmies would explain, but they cannot. I heard a lot of the "stimulus" money that was supposed to be used to rebuild roads and bridges have been no where to be found.
And the DUmmies and libs want to put all their trust in this baby dictator and his socialist/communist cohorts. :mental: :mental:

As I stated above, the only "shovel-ready jobs" are those that involve poop scooping.

The reason why they "want to put all their trust in this baby dictator and his socialist/communist cohorts," IMO, is that they think that they will be in power.  Do they have a surprise coming . . . :evillaugh:
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2011, 08:28:16 AM »
It'd be nicer if they were smacking her across the face with it.

I know, peaceful transition and all that, but I would have laughed my balls off had Speaker Boehner taken the gavel from San Fran Nan and started whomping her with it, saying, "Look at this pile of shit you left me with, bitch!"
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2011, 08:52:55 AM »
I know, peaceful transition and all that, but I would have laughed my balls off had Speaker Boehner taken the gavel from San Fran Nan and started whomping her with it, saying, "Look at this pile of shit you left me with, bitch!"

It's things like that not happening that led to this mess in the first place.
 
If things had gone like they should the left would pull one of their baseless memes out of their ass. The right would go huh, WTF? Prove that. The left would stammer and stutter like they always do. The right should then lay it all out, here's the facts, they're trying to lie again to further their communist agenda.

Screaming, wailing and gnashing of teeth while the left slobbers all over itself in feeble denial.
Lay out all the facts again, point out the examples like Behar and Couric and the rest  twisting the truth to an agenda and see if the people ever elect a democrat again.  :-)

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2011, 11:24:02 AM »
It's things like that not happening that led to this mess in the first place.
 
If things had gone like they should the left would pull one of their baseless memes out of their ass. The right would go huh, WTF? Prove that. The left would stammer and stutter like they always do. The right should then lay it all out, here's the facts, they're trying to lie again to further their communist agenda.

Screaming, wailing and gnashing of teeth while the left slobbers all over itself in feeble denial.
Lay out all the facts again, point out the examples like Behar and Couric and the rest  twisting the truth to an agenda and see if the people ever elect a democrat again.  :-)

If only! Too bad our congress critters don't have the balls of field mice! The left leaves the damn door standin' wide open, yet what do our reps do? Take turns paintin' yellow stripes up each others backs!

They have to be loved by the media doncha know! That and "it's just not the way things are done in DC". We're better than that"! The next time I hear that shit, I'm goin' to need a new TV!
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2011, 12:02:26 PM »
The reason why they "want to put all their trust in this baby dictator and his socialist/communist cohorts," IMO, is that they think that they will be in power.  Do they have a surprise coming . . . :evillaugh:
How true that is brother. They have no clue that they are signing their own demise as well.