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"Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« on: January 05, 2011, 01:16:26 PM »
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johnfunk (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 01:10 PM
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Drunky McOrangeglo becomes Weeper of the House, talks about "peoiple" but means "megabusinesses"
 Disgusting. The same boilerplate GOP crap.

On the other hand, I have a hunch we're going to see a major meltdown, and my bookie pal Stiggs is posting a 2 to 3 chance that McOrangeglo will be out as Weeper by the end of this session of Congress.Thoughts?Hello all...

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Really, I've never heard of bookies dealing with these types of matters, so I'm thinking you're a liar, johnny. One of the bigger lies in '11 from the DUmp thus far.

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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 01:29:35 PM »
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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 01:35:41 PM »
I'd take that bet.
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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 01:36:26 PM »
I thought DUmmies and libs liked it when men cry?  Yet Speaker Boehner can't?

That was cool to type....Speaker Boehner.  :hyper:
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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 01:46:53 PM »
Speaker Boehner Speaker Boehner Speaker Boehner Speaker Boehner Speaker Boehner

Ya know he's letting people smoke on the golf course again?  Death to the freaking Nanny State! 
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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 01:47:45 PM »
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johnfunk (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 01:10 PM
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Drunky McOrangeglo becomes Weeper of the House, talks about "peoiple" but means "megabusinesses"
 Disgusting. The same boilerplate GOP crap.

On the other hand, I have a hunch we're going to see a major meltdown, and my bookie pal Stiggs is posting a 2 to 3 chance that McOrangeglo will be out as Weeper by the end of this session of Congress.Thoughts?

Well, what do you think "Stiggs's" odds are that the miserable, spoiled, ball-breaking kids you now earn $8.50 an hour to feed and clothe aren't really yours, you lying sack of shit?

After all, that little trollop you married is positively famous for giving the most magnificent parking lot blowjpbs, and I, for one, was more than happy to break out my American Express Democrat-Hating Capitalist Card once I learned she'd "give a little extra" to those of us in need of a little sexual healing whilst on the road.

Of course, in all honesty, it could just as easily have been my driver, Juan, as well. The studio pays him very well, you know.

PS - I'm a little dismayed that this particular primitive shitstain had the audacity to plagiraize Top Gears' most famous tame racing driver in an attempt to spin this bouncy. However, I'm relieved by the reality that his tramp, skank bitch of a wife truly does provide the most sublime of oral favors.
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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 02:00:05 PM »
"my bookie pal Stiggs"     The Stig is a bookie????  Dang, I KNEW those Top Gear lap times were fixed!!  :lmao:
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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 02:09:37 PM »
Well, what do you think "Stiggs's" odds are that the miserable, spoiled, ball-breaking kids you now earn $8.50 an hour to feed and clothe aren't really yours, you lying sack of shit?

After all, that little trollop you married is positively famous for giving the most magnificent parking lot blowjpbs, and I, for one, was more than happy to break out my American Express Democrat-Hating Capitalist Card once I learned she'd "give a little extra" to those of us in need of a little sexual healing whilst on the road.

Of course, in all honesty, it could just as easily have been my driver, Juan, as well. The studio pays him very well, you know.

PS - I'm a little dismayed that this particular primitive shitstain had the audacity to plagiraize Top Gears' most famous tame racing driver in an attempt to spin this bouncy. However, I'm relieved by the reality that his tramp, skank bitch of a wife truly does provide the most sublime of oral favors.

WOW, what is this all about.???----Is there a training school in Hollywood to teach woman how to give a fantastic BJ.?  I must have missed that in sex education in school, out sick that day.  With the liberals in charge of the public schools today, never worry, both boys and girls will be well trained in the 3 rd. grade.

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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 02:11:32 PM »
WOW, what is this all about.???----Is there a training school in Hollywood to teach woman how to give a fantastic BJ.?  I must have missed that in sex education in school, out sick that day.  With the liberals in charge of the public schools today, never worry, both boys and girls will be well trained in the 3 rd. grade.

You obviously have never heard of the "Handjob Institute of Arcadia!"

That's the same school all the "college girls" who called into "Loveline" went to, back in the day.  :rotf:

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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 02:38:47 PM »
You obviously have never heard of the "Handjob Institute of Arcadia!"

That's the same school all the "college girls" who called into "Loveline" went to, back in the day.  :rotf:

Time to get a course for men that teaches them the ethics and tricks of going  "Down Town"

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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 02:39:14 PM »
I'd take that bet.

You betcha!!!!

I got a grand that says nothin' close to that happenin'! Wonder of "FunkFingerJohn" will man up????

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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 02:46:00 PM »
Time to get a course for men that teaches them the ethics and tricks of going  "Down Town"

I musta been blessed! I was never taught the proper technique!

"Toots" is a little hard to hold onto when "the moment" arrives though, and every once in a while I end up with a fat lip, so maybe I'm doin' sumpin' wrong!
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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 07:48:51 PM »
Hey DUmmies. Repeat after me,...Speaker Boehner. :tongue:

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Re: "Weeper of the House" + Bouncy?
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 08:03:31 PM »
^ And if that's hard for 'em to choke down, imagine how hard it's going to be to choke down in a year or two from now after the Election, true blood.

Bliss won't be a great enough word for it.

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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 08:08:45 PM »
Time to get a course for men that teaches them the ethics and tricks of going  "Down Town"

WHAT THE ****, VESTA.
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« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2011, 08:16:36 PM »
^ And if that's hard for 'em to choke down, imagine how hard it's going to be to choke down in a year or two from now after the Election, true blood.
Bliss won't be a great enough word for it.
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« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2011, 08:18:06 PM »
WHAT THE ****, VESTA.

Now that there's funny!


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Hehehehehehehe!!!!

I thought I covered that topic quite nicely! Never had any complaints anyway! Least wise not from "Toots"! After all, she's the only one with an opinion!

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