johnfunk (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-05-11 01:10 PM
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Drunky McOrangeglo becomes Weeper of the House, talks about "peoiple" but means "megabusinesses"
Disgusting. The same boilerplate GOP crap.
On the other hand, I have a hunch we're going to see a major meltdown, and my bookie pal Stiggs is posting a 2 to 3 chance that McOrangeglo will be out as Weeper by the end of this session of Congress.Thoughts?
Well, what do you think "Stiggs's" odds are that the miserable, spoiled, ball-breaking kids you now earn $8.50 an hour to feed and clothe aren't really yours, you lying sack of shit?
After all, that little trollop you married is positively
famous for giving the most magnificent parking lot blowjpbs, and I, for one, was more than happy to break out my American Express Democrat-Hating Capitalist Card once I learned she'd "give a little extra" to those of us in need of a little sexual healing whilst on the road.
Of course, in all honesty, it could just as easily have been my driver, Juan, as well. The studio pays him
very well, you know.
PS - I'm a little dismayed that this particular primitive shitstain had the audacity to plagiraize Top Gears' most famous tame racing driver in an attempt to spin this bouncy. However, I'm relieved by the reality that his tramp, skank bitch of a wife truly does provide the most sublime of oral favors.