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Offline Tess Anderson

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Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« on: May 01, 2008, 05:04:33 PM »
Okay, he may not be the brightest bulb:
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A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

 
Charles Ray Fuller Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.


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$360 billion dollars, wouldn't fool a four-year-old.
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 05:22:04 PM »
"Yes, Sir, Mr. Fuller!  And how would you like that?  Would hundreds be ok?"   :whatever:

What an idiot. 
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 05:36:03 PM »
It is obvious the Village-Victim doesn't know enough about math to realize just how much money that many zeros meant. God forbid he can vote and have children.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another shinning example of the United States Ted Kennedy public school system.

What a shame - a human being being so fracking dumbed-down.
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 04:56:43 PM »
Okay. Why would someone even carry a huge check like that?  :mental:
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 05:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on May 02, 2008, 04:56:43 PM
Okay. Why would someone even carry a huge check like that?  :mental:

He needed something to put in his duct-tape wallet.
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 05:19:21 PM »
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A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

That's one H*ll of a business start up!....but with that kind of money, who needs a business?   :whatever:

Stupid DUmmie.
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2008, 05:56:08 PM »
Oh my God,

This is definitely in the top 5 Dumbest criminals.

Sheeze, what's his DU name?
 :mental: :mental: :thatsright:
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2008, 08:09:25 PM »
Quote from: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on May 02, 2008, 05:56:08 PM
Oh my God,

This is definitely in the top 5 Dumbest criminals.

Sheeze, what's his DU name?
 :mental: :mental: :thatsright:

Let me guess, his DUmmy name is I Am A DUmb Moron.
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2008, 01:42:25 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 02, 2008, 05:19:21 PM
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A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

That's one H*ll of a business start up!....but with that kind of money, who needs a business?   :whatever:

Stupid DUmmie.

He could buy a small country with that amount of dough.
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2008, 02:27:54 AM »
"I'd like to cash this check for three huuuuuuuundred sixty billlion gazillion dollars!!!

« Last Edit: May 03, 2008, 02:32:15 AM by THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! »
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2008, 08:48:04 AM »
His name wouldn't happen to be Barack Hussein Obama would it?

'Cuz that man is running around spending fictitious money that isn't his.
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Re: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2008, 01:17:12 AM »
Quote from: Lacarnut on May 03, 2008, 01:42:25 AM

He could buy a small country with that amount of dough.
He could buy a Medium sized country for that...
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