Author Topic: The Best(?) Of Bobo The Hobo  (Read 2177 times)

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Offline PatriotGame

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Re: The Best(?) Of Bobo The Hobo
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2010, 01:24:56 PM »
That's what I don't get as well.
How does that extra .74 per dollar work out? :???:
As was mentioned earlier - any price increase that results in additional bacon is a good thing...
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Re: The Best(?) Of Bobo The Hobo
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2010, 01:25:30 PM »
Then I succeeded in my endeavor.  :rotf:
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Re: The Best(?) Of Bobo The Hobo
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2010, 01:30:07 PM »
Subsidized housing creates $1.74 from $1.00 through the magic of the mutiplyer effect, of course:

1)  DUmmy gets an apartment for next to nothing or nothing, with even the gov't writing the check.
2)  DUmmy treats the apartment like what he thinks it's worth, i.e. nothing.  
3)  DUmmy trashed the apartment by:
     a)  Throwing an impotently enraged fist through the wall.
     b)  Passing out on the floor in a drug and drunk stupor, wetting himself & the carpet.
     c)  Too lazy & hungover, DUmmy lets the filth accumulate, which invites in his only friends, the roaches.
    
4)  DUmmy is taken to court for a lengthy eviction process.  This provides jobs for bailiffs and other county workers.
5)  Workmen are needed to come in and rehabilitate the apartment from the ground up.  Jobs for weeks for contractors and supply warehouses!!!  

Voila!  

Yep, all paid for by Obwana's stash! Of course his "stash" was just printed yesterday!

It might take a coupla months for anyone to get paid though, as they have to let the ink dry!
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