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Offline USA4ME

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2014, 04:53:02 PM »
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129. I've made fun of their politics, never their personal issues. I've even sent condolences to someone over there in email on occasion for friends and family that have passed and I meant every word of it.

Ok, who's been getting emails from steve the lesser offering condolences for deaths of loved ones?

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2014, 04:58:40 PM »
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110...You would think I would be mad but I'm not, all I can do is pray for their poor wretched souls.


                                                  :lol:

DUmmie, Willienumbers, you REALLY shouldn't lie about something you a) don't do or have never done, and b) have never believed in doing in the first place.

DUmmies don't pray to the "invisible sky father", now, do they... 

Now, show me your hands and send me some healing white lite and good vibrations and it'll all be good.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2014, 05:18:23 PM »
Here is an idea DUmmies, or rather, a thought experiment.

You know that you can sign up here and not get the ban hammer, there are plenty of you idiots that have accounts.

Give us just one board, just one board that we can sign up for and admit we are conservative and not get banned right off the bat.

Here is the experiment...what do you think would happen?

Look, I'll even do the math for you because I'm just that nice of a guy.

You can't do it and $kimmer can't afford to do it because it would explode and you know it.

You want to talk about DUing something, let us in...we'll show you how to DU something.

Ya, you're being watched and we ain't the only ones.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2014, 05:50:16 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 25, 2014, 03:04:55 PM
    Lurking DUmmies, I think you are mistaken about a great many things as they relate us watching you.

     First, anytime someone posts in one DU forum that they are utterly sure about everything that ails the largest economy in the world, and then posts in another DU forum that their anti-psychotic meds aren't working, THEY'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED.

     Next, anytime someone posts what is OBVIOUSLY a lie or an otherwise made-up story and none of you call them on it, THEY'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED..

     Also, when you post disparaging things about your employer and cite your intent to sabotage their business, THEY'RE GOING TO GET WALLDUDED AND CALI'D.

     When you use words like "Chimpy," "Chimperor," "Chimpolini," etc., for 8 years and then get all butthurt when someone ridicules your boyfriend 0loser, YOU'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED.

     As for taking joy in your misfortune, I will tell you what: take every instance of you sensitive little flowers getting all hurt about something we say, and divide the sum by the number of distinct occurrences of "Rest in Piss" posted on DU when someone less-than-flaming-liberal dies. If that number is greater than one, I will eat my shirt.

     :bigbird: Deal with it, monkeys. And go get your anti-psychotic meds upped.

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110...You would think I would be mad but I'm not, all I can do is pray for their poor wretched souls.

Uh huh....

Quote from: franksolich on March 25, 2014, 03:56:24 PM

But sometimes she alleges the child's female, other times she's described it as male.



Solves that little mystery.....
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2014, 06:18:37 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 25, 2014, 03:04:55 PM
    Lurking DUmmies, I think you are mistaken about a great many things as they relate us watching you.

     First, anytime someone posts in one DU forum that they are utterly sure about everything that ails the largest economy in the world, and then posts in another DU forum that their anti-psychotic meds aren't working, THEY'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED.

     Next, anytime someone posts what is OBVIOUSLY a lie or an otherwise made-up story and none of you call them on it, THEY'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED..

     Also, when you post disparaging things about your employer and cite your intent to sabotage their business, THEY'RE GOING TO GET WALLDUDED AND CALI'D.

     When you use words like "Chimpy," "Chimperor," "Chimpolini," etc., for 8 years and then get all butthurt when someone ridicules your boyfriend 0loser, YOU'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED.

     As for taking joy in your misfortune, I will tell you what: take every instance of you sensitive little flowers getting all hurt about something we say, and divide the sum by the number of distinct occurrences of "Rest in Piss" posted on DU when someone less-than-flaming-liberal dies. If that number is greater than one, I will eat my shirt.

     :bigbird: Deal with it, monkeys. And go get your anti-psychotic meds upped.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lol: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :lol: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :lol: :rofl:

I love your style, man!  H5!
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2014, 06:30:27 PM »
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showing the moron's for what they really are.

Uh, yeah, damn moron's.

(Usually, DUmp queers are a little more literate than Williamnumbers.)
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2014, 06:42:04 PM »
For a group of people who describe themselves as the most intelligent in the country...
I'm really surprised that they need to be told this.

They've had visits from the Secret Service for threatening President Bush and his family.
They got all buthurt when they found out they were on the FBI's subversive website list.
How many times have they called us out?
How many threats of Ninja Lawyers have been made against us?
How many times did they spit in the wind with their rage over Andyscam?
How many have walduded themselves?
How many were angry when the Friends of Steve quoted him accurately on an election website?

And yet, they take a toke, forget all about it, and repeat the same mistakes all over again.
A Bible verse describes DU to a T...."professing to be wise, they became as fools."
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2014, 06:47:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 25, 2014, 03:27:08 PM
MineralMan hates us so much that he has an account here.

Wasn't he an active member of Free Republic?  Why do these losers want a dirty freeper among them?
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2014, 06:54:33 PM »
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15. Can't they stick with political issues and not personal ones?

Who takes joy in other people's misfortune? That's just wrong.

on edit: They were making fun of me thinking that a 3 bedroom, 1700 sq foot house was big for 2 people....one of their "own" finally stood up for me. That was kinda fun.

Well, DUmmy blueamynumbers, I guess you're just too DUmb to see how entertaining it is whenever a DUmmy suffers physical, financial, or emotional pain. There are really not many things funnier or more satisfying.

I suggest DUmmy blueamynumbers get together with Sarah Imaboobi so they can compare notes on the parade of men who've used and discarded them.
They're both "any port in a storm" women. Beer goggles never last.

The rest of her post about the 1700 sq. ft. house is her imagination.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2014, 06:54:40 PM »
DUmbasses...

You have beggars,leeches and parasites.
The majority of you are confessed drug addicts/users.
Most of you take pride in being mentally ill.
Your goal in life is some form of total government care.
You hate the USA because it does not automatically give you every thing you want for free with no requirement of return.
Your every waking moment is devoted to seething hatred of anyone that has more then you.

None of this is a lie or even an exaggeration,it is exactly what you are.
You are filth and scum.
Die slowly and painfully.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2014, 06:59:48 PM »
Let us in to DU and we will explain it to your face.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2014, 07:02:04 PM »
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58. Every moment the members of Conservative Cave are here, they are not ****ing goats.

:oink: :oink: http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/spring/mspiggy2_zps2b335ef2.jpg

So....think of the goats.

Ummmmmm. Goats go BAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! No?

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2014, 07:21:26 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 25, 2014, 03:04:55 PM
    Lurking DUmmies, I think you are mistaken about a great many things as they relate us watching you.

     First, anytime someone posts in one DU forum that they are utterly sure about everything that ails the largest economy in the world, and then posts in another DU forum that their anti-psychotic meds aren't working, THEY'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED.

     Next, anytime someone posts what is OBVIOUSLY a lie or an otherwise made-up story and none of you call them on it, THEY'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED..

     Also, when you post disparaging things about your employer and cite your intent to sabotage their business, THEY'RE GOING TO GET WALLDUDED AND CALI'D.

     When you use words like "Chimpy," "Chimperor," "Chimpolini," etc., for 8 years and then get all butthurt when someone ridicules your boyfriend 0loser, YOU'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED.

     As for taking joy in your misfortune, I will tell you what: take every instance of you sensitive little flowers getting all hurt about something we say, and divide the sum by the number of distinct occurrences of "Rest in Piss" posted on DU when someone less-than-flaming-liberal dies. If that number is greater than one, I will eat my shirt.

     :bigbird: Deal with it, monkeys. And go get your anti-psychotic meds upped.

Well said Sir. H5  :hi5:

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2014, 07:23:33 PM »
Quote from: Cats on March 25, 2014, 02:03:34 PM
I remember when they had a poll on whether Rush Limbaugh should die when he was in the hospital a couple of years ago. -And what they said about Sarah Palin's kids was sickening.

And Rick Santorum's kids.

And Herman Cain

And Mother Theresa...

The list goes on forever.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2014, 07:32:49 PM »
Why I voted "don't know", in the poll question.
Most of the time, they act themselves, then freakin-derp over nothing.
It's great entertainment.
When they return to their normal libby ways, it's still great entertainment.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2014, 07:38:34 PM »
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These idiots are not amused with this thread. We have hurt their feelings

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

What an active imagination these children have.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2014, 07:43:54 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on March 25, 2014, 03:04:47 PM
Alright, who made fun of this dimwits wife dying?
Saw this on a re-read.  :lmao: :rotf:  :cheersmate:
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2014, 07:56:06 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 25, 2014, 03:04:55 PM
    Lurking DUmmies, I think you are mistaken about a great many things as they relate us watching you.

     First, anytime someone posts in one DU forum that they are utterly sure about everything that ails the largest economy in the world, and then posts in another DU forum that their anti-psychotic meds aren't working, THEY'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED.

     Next, anytime someone posts what is OBVIOUSLY a lie or an otherwise made-up story and none of you call them on it, THEY'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED..

     Also, when you post disparaging things about your employer and cite your intent to sabotage their business, THEY'RE GOING TO GET WALLDUDED AND CALI'D.

     When you use words like "Chimpy," "Chimperor," "Chimpolini," etc., for 8 years and then get all butthurt when someone ridicules your boyfriend 0loser, YOU'RE GOING TO GET RIDICULED.

     As for taking joy in your misfortune, I will tell you what: take every instance of you sensitive little flowers getting all hurt about something we say, and divide the sum by the number of distinct occurrences of "Rest in Piss" posted on DU when someone less-than-flaming-liberal dies. If that number is greater than one, I will eat my shirt.

     :bigbird: Deal with it, monkeys. And go get your anti-psychotic meds upped.

:lol: ^5 
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2014, 07:56:59 PM »
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2014, 08:04:32 PM »
Now they can call me name removed.

Oh well, I tried but I knew going in that I would get banned.

I tried to be nice but that's not enough, I tried to to tell the truth but they will not have it.

I knew that was going to happen and I proved it once again. Mineralman, you should be ashamed but I know you are not because you stand behind a wall of shame.

Can't have any non believers inside the wall, they must be crushed no matter what.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2014, 08:05:04 PM »
Wow, that was quick; that didn't take long.

"Message removed."
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #46 on: March 25, 2014, 08:06:54 PM »
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These idiots are not amused with this thread. We have hurt their feelings

You should post a link to this thread so everyone can see just how miserable we are.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #47 on: March 25, 2014, 08:14:22 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 25, 2014, 08:05:04 PM
Wow, that was quick; that didn't take long.

"Message removed."

It does not take long at all, you can be nice as the day is long and still...

BOOM, you get the hammer.

If of other thought, thou shalt not speak to the herd.

I tried DUmmies, your thought masters disapproved.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2014, 08:19:51 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on March 25, 2014, 08:04:32 PM
Can't have any non believers inside the wall, they must be crushed no matter what.

They're scared. They've always been scared, but it's only gotten worse in the last 5 years.

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #49 on: March 25, 2014, 08:27:29 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on March 25, 2014, 08:19:51 PM
They're scared. They've always been scared, but it's only gotten worse in the last 5 years.

There's been quite a few additional primitive "views," but no comments, since that now-evaporated post appeared.

You're right.  The primitives are scared; it's a reminder to them that we're everywhere.
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