Look at you dump monkeys, trying to convict a black man of a crime that doesn’t actually exist… I suppose this is the part where I call you all racists. - Because that is *Exactly* what you would do if everything was exactly the same except Justice Thomas was a leftist.
Therefore, I call for the Cancellation of Democratic Underground for conspiratorial actions against a person of color, which can only be rooted in pure racism, as there is no other rational reason why you would insist on convicting a man of crimes that exist nowhere in any location within the USA.