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Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« on: January 05, 2008, 04:39:48 PM »
Radio check, over?

Got a couple of invites, thanks for thinking of me guys.  For those who don't know me, I am also DATMan on a certain durn good gun board, or go by this same moniker on an otherwise nice Conservative board with an unfortunate idiot invasion in progress right now.

I am a long-serving Army officer (on a mob tour right now, actually), lawyer, military history and train buff, gun-nut survivalist head case, artist in graphics as well as lost-wax metal casting, home shop machinist, and also have a large pinch of Medieval reenactor thrown in for comic relief.

Mid-50s in age, my handle comes from my early years in the Army as an M60-series tanker and TC.  It is the nickname given to the warriors of America's elite armored fist by those jealous types who have to walk to war, or ride in things that can be easily destroyed by small-arms fire.

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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 04:41:05 PM »
Welcome
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 04:41:21 PM »
Hey, great to have you here!  :cheersmate:

I go by Schadenfreude at CU.   :lmao:
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 04:41:58 PM »
Welcome!  :cheersmate:  <----there's your beer!  :p

 
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2008, 04:42:16 PM »
Welcome, DAT!  :cheersmate:

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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2008, 04:44:46 PM »
Howdy DA!!

Have another  :cheersmate:
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2008, 05:03:46 PM »
Hi, DAT  :cheersmate:
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2008, 05:20:47 PM »
Glad to see you here!  :-)
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 08:54:19 PM »
Welcome...this place just keeps getting better by the day. 
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2008, 08:59:34 PM »
Hey, DAT! Good to see you on board, sir! :cheersmate:

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2008, 11:14:45 PM »
Hiya DAT, good to have you over here.
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2008, 11:20:02 PM »
Hi. Bugs Bunny sucks.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2008, 11:54:26 PM »
Glad you came over DAT and welcome aboard!!!  :-)




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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2008, 12:25:28 AM »
Glad you came over DAT and welcome aboard!!!  :-)

Well, it's damned good to see Tanker here, a gentleman of the highest character and quality.

Tanker's never afraid to hit franksolich over the head with a sledge hammer when franksolich talks about something way out of his (franksolich's) league, and I always appreciated that.

Now, we need to get USA4ME in here, to make it complete.  I have no idea why USA4ME isn't around any more; I've "heard" rumors, but never checked into them.

USA4ME is a sterling figure, a gentler but just as straight-speaking, version of Tanker.
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2008, 11:11:22 AM »
DAT.... good to see ya on here, bro. Have a beer.  :cheersmate:

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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2008, 11:59:20 AM »
Well thanks to all of you, Frank, yer makin' me blush, man!

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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2008, 03:41:59 PM »
Great to see you here DAT! :cheersmate:

You finally get tired of being dissed by ornery reptiles, too?
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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2008, 04:25:55 PM »
Great to see you here DAT! :cheersmate:

You finally get tired of being dissed by ornery reptiles, too?

If by 'reptiles' you mean Gator's sorry-assed antics, well, actually I could put up with that, it was the contrarian bitches like LogansPapa, Feebmaster, and BuzzClick's various sockpuppets that were just clogging up any kind of intelligent discussion with their smarminess.
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2008, 06:30:33 PM »
Radio check, over?

Got a couple of invites, thanks for thinking of me guys.  For those who don't know me, I am also DATMan on a certain durn good gun board, or go by this same moniker on an otherwise nice Conservative board with an unfortunate idiot invasion in progress right now.
Think that makes you special huh?  :tongue:  j/k

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I am a long-serving Army officer (on a mob tour right now, actually), lawyer, military history and train buff, gun-nut survivalist head case, artist in graphics as well as lost-wax metal casting, home shop machinist, and also have a large pinch of Medieval reenactor thrown in for comic relief.

Mid-50s in age, my handle comes from my early years in the Army as an M60-series tanker and TC.  It is the nickname given to the warriors of America's elite armored fist by those jealous types who have to walk to war, or ride in things that can be easily destroyed by small-arms fire.

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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2008, 09:57:08 PM »
You always add a shine.  Damn glad you are here. 

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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2008, 10:32:40 PM »
If by 'reptiles' you mean Gator's sorry-assed antics, well, actually I could put up with that, it was the contrarian bitches like LogansPapa, Feebmaster, and BuzzClick's various sockpuppets that were just clogging up any kind of intelligent discussion with their smarminess.
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2008, 10:40:16 PM »
You made me laugh my ass off one time, Chris. The DUmmies were bitching about someone with a 5-acre tract of land that was clear-cut and they were pissed that it wasn't used for some kind of damn sanctuary for birds, snakes, deer, etc. You said, "Yeah, like I want all that shit next to my house  ::) "

I was laughing my ass off when I read that.  :lmao:
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2008, 10:45:30 PM »
You made me laugh my ass off one time, Chris. The DUmmies were bitching about someone with a 5-acre tract of land that was clear-cut and they were pissed that it wasn't used for some kind of damn sanctuary for birds, snakes, deer, etc. You said, "Yeah, like I want all that shit next to my house  ::) "

I was laughing my ass off when I read that.  :lmao:
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Re: Got your one DumbAss Tanker checking in...
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2008, 12:56:24 PM »
Welcome, Sir.

I was Airborne, myself.  Riding in a steel coffin with a couple of other men never really seemed attractive to me.  Neither did fixing a busted track in 4 feet of cold mud.  I still have 1AD nightmares over that.

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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2008, 06:38:12 PM »
Welcome, Sir.

I was Airborne, myself.  Riding in a steel coffin with a couple of other men never really seemed attractive to me.  Neither did fixing a busted track in 4 feet of cold mud.  I still have 1AD nightmares over that.

Well, my friend, it DOES beat trying to nail the wing back on an airplane at 400 knots and 22,000 feet! 

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