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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: Todzilla on September 02, 2010, 06:56:34 AM

Title: Greetings!
Post by: Todzilla on September 02, 2010, 06:56:34 AM
Just heard about this forum on Harmony Central's Political Party.  I thought it might be fun to chat with conservatives.

My views are a mixed bag, but I'm very conservative about gay rights (I want government to stop discriminating against gay marriage and let people pursue whatever sexual interests and marital arrangements they desire, as long as it's between consenting adults). I'm very conservative about women's reproductive rights (I want government to allow women freedom to determine whether or not they wish to keep or terminate a pregnancy).  I'm very conservative about the First Ammendment (I want to ensure any religious group can build a house of worship wherever it conforms to local zoning ordinances).

I have a feeling we're going to get along swell around here!
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Ree on September 02, 2010, 07:03:04 AM
Just heard about this forum on Harmony Central's Political Party.  I thought it might be fun to chat with conservatives.

My views are a mixed bag, but I'm very conservative about gay rights (I want government to stop discriminating against gay marriage and let people pursue whatever sexual interests and marital arrangements they desire, as long as it's between consenting adults). I'm very conservative about women's reproductive rights (I want government to allow women freedom to determine whether or not they wish to keep or terminate a pregnancy).  I'm very conservative about the First Ammendment (I want to ensure any religious group can build a house of worship wherever it conforms to local zoning ordinances).

I have a feeling we're going to get along swell around here!
Not real bright are ya? Can't even figure out which forum to put your intro into? BTW..Ya ain't the 1st DUmmie who's done this same shit  so....SOSDD
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Carl on September 02, 2010, 07:08:21 AM
Aww...how cute another chew toy,did ya bring some beer?
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Todzilla on September 02, 2010, 07:09:25 AM
Aww...how cute,did ya bring some beer?

How about some nice microbrew IPA?  Or is this strictly a Budweiser crowd?

Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Carl on September 02, 2010, 07:15:50 AM
How about some nice microbrew IPA?  Or is this strictly a Budweiser crowd?



No Bud for me but a variety of opinions here on beer as well as most things.
You will be surprised if you take a bit of time to look around.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Ree on September 02, 2010, 07:16:37 AM
How about some nice microbrew IPA?  Or is this strictly a Budweiser crowd?


Dude...ya really don't wanna go there....
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: bijou on September 02, 2010, 07:20:30 AM
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First Ammendment
 

Hmm, I'm bijou and I'm pretty conservative about spelling and posting welcome threads in the correct forum.
Still, you'll find plenty of discussion here.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Todzilla on September 02, 2010, 07:25:19 AM
 

Hmm, I'm bijou and I'm pretty conservative about spelling and posting welcome threads in the correct forum.
Still, you'll find plenty of discussion here.

Right you are!  Thanks for the correction.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: TheSarge on September 02, 2010, 09:17:03 AM
How about some nice microbrew IPA?  Or is this strictly a Budweiser crowd?



(http://beerme.com/graphics/brewery/1/1530/23225.jpg)

Sanwald Hefe Weizen bitte!
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: IassaFTots on September 02, 2010, 09:20:59 AM
(http://waterintowino.typepad.com/water_into_wino/images/arrogant_beer_ale_1.jpg)

Arrogant Bastard!
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 02, 2010, 09:29:35 AM
I think we have some old Lost Lake Beer over there for you...
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 02, 2010, 09:39:35 AM
I have a feeling we're going to get along swell around here!

Well, as long as you remember that if we run into each other in public, I don't particularly enjoy "chatting it up" with baristas, so I'd appreciate it if you just kept you piehole shut and made my *******ed coffee.

I'm also pretty conservative about the First Amendment (not Ammendment, bright boy), as well, so I'm sure you'll support my right to call you a petulant little twat.

Now, if you're quite through with the sarcasm, perhaps you'll have something more substantial to say, but I doubt it.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Todzilla on September 02, 2010, 11:01:58 AM
Sarcasm is discouraged?

Actually, I meant no sarcasm, rather a discussion about whether what modern American "conservatism" and reducing governmental intervention into personal lives means in the context of issues like reproductive choice, gay marriage and mosque building.

And again, I sincerely appreciate the correcting of my "ammendment" typo.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 02, 2010, 12:00:33 PM
Sarcasm is discouraged?

Actually, I meant no sarcasm, rather a discussion about whether what modern American "conservatism" and reducing governmental intervention into personal lives means in the context of issues like reproductive choice, gay marriage and mosque building.

And again, I sincerely appreciate the correcting of my "ammendment" typo.

Bullshit. I'd have far more respect for you if you at least had the capacity for honesty like this winner:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PVyDmTkfk6s/R7L4ZpPw-vI/AAAAAAAAAhk/mNWQfDw5thQ/s400/IMG_1670.jpg)

Do yourself a favor and try this site. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/) You'll get all the "discussion" you claim to seek.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Thor on September 02, 2010, 12:18:04 PM
Wow, just WOW!! The response from our members is underwhelming.

Todzilla, I think that you might be a little confused as to the meaning of "Conservatism" vs "Libertarianism". Reproductive choice?? I'm sorry, but leftist speak for "abortions" isn't going to cut it. A good majority of conservatives believe in the Bible or the Torah. In keeping with the Judeo-Christian beliefs, abortion is wrong. Gay marriage is another thing that is wrong in the eyes of most Conservatives. As far as "mosque building", are you really sure that you can handle the debate?? I think that I can safely say that almost every single one of us believe that the mosque near Ground Zero is right in regards to the Constitution, it is not morally correct to build  it there. Then there's the funding and many other issues that surround Feisal Rauf. As far as Islam, well that's a debate that should probably be held in the proper board of this forum. ;)
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Eupher on September 02, 2010, 12:23:30 PM
Just heard about this forum on Harmony Central's Political Party.  I thought it might be fun to chat with conservatives.

My views are a mixed bag,

No they're not, they're the same liberal talking points that are just as tired now as they were back when they first came up.
but I'm very conservative about gay rights (I want government to stop discriminating against gay marriage and let people pursue whatever sexual interests and marital arrangements they desire, as long as it's between consenting adults).

Here's a news flash for you - "marriage" isn't a right. It's a choice. There's nothing written in any Constitution I've read that says one has a "right" to get married.

I'm very conservative about women's reproductive rights (I want government to allow women freedom to determine whether or not they wish to keep or terminate a pregnancy).  Ever hear of Roe v. Wade? Google is your friend.

I'm very conservative about the First Ammendment (I want to ensure any religious group can build a house of worship wherever it conforms to local zoning ordinances). The issue isn't one of a "right" - there is generally no argument about that. Whoever can pony up the scratch to make that happen sufficient to coerce threaten encourage the local zoning authority to permit such an action is able to do pretty much whatever it wants. The issue is more of should they. Most of the feedback I've read on this issue suggests that most Americans don't want the mosque/community center/terrorist hangout anywhere near ground zero - but that's another thread altogether.

I have a feeling we're going to get along swell around here!

I have my doubts about that. When and if you come back, you're going to find your agenda torn to shreds.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Wineslob on September 02, 2010, 12:23:48 PM
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Just heard about this forum on Harmony Central's Political Party.  I thought it might be fun to chat with conservatives.

My views are a mixed bag, but I'm very conservative about gay rights (I want government to stop discriminating against gay marriage and let people pursue whatever sexual interests and marital arrangements they desire, as long as it's between consenting adults). I'm very conservative about women's reproductive rights (I want government to allow women freedom to determine whether or not they wish to keep or terminate a pregnancy).  I'm very conservative about the First Ammendment (I want to ensure any religious group can build a house of worship wherever it conforms to local zoning ordinances).

I have a feeling we're going to get along swell around here!




Lay off the stupid pills.






Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Todzilla on September 03, 2010, 06:54:42 AM
My apologies.

I mistakenly thought conservatives wanted less government intrustion in their lives.  I stand corrected.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Carl on September 03, 2010, 07:17:50 AM
My apologies.

I mistakenly thought conservatives wanted less government intrustion in their lives.  I stand corrected.

Nice try but it don`t fly.
Most conservatives regardless of personal opinions on homosexuality don`t give a rip what two people of consenting age do in private but they hate the government enshrining it as a viable lifestyle with preferences built in.

Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 03, 2010, 08:21:19 AM
My apologies.

I mistakenly thought conservatives wanted less government intrustion in their lives.  I stand corrected.

My GOD, you people are either deliberately ignorant, terminal breast-feeders or both. Regardless, the self-involved bullshit artists you seem incapable of breaking free of have done more for conservativism in the last 20 months than WFB, Goldwater & Ronaldus Maximus (peace be upon them) combined.

I'd advise you not to get too comfortable here, but something tells me that would be akin to telling a highly dedicated Kamikaze pilot to hit the silk at the last minute -- you're both determined to crash and burn, so be it.

Keep this number handy... (http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/?gclid=CPKN4tGs66MCFSVL5wodCXTA4A)you (and about few million other assclowns) are gonna need it fairly soon.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Revolution on September 03, 2010, 08:25:27 AM
How about some nice microbrew IPA?  Or is this strictly a Budweiser crowd?



Why don't ya go MICROBREW me up a batch of ****ing Budweiser, OK pal?!?

(Had to do that guys. :-))

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My views are a mixed bag, but I'm very conservative about gay rights (I want government to stop discriminating against gay marriage and let people pursue whatever sexual interests and marital arrangements they desire, as long as it's between consenting adults).

Um...that's not quite the conservative viewpoint there, sparky. I have the opinion that marriage is between a man, and a woman. However, I have stated before that I think marriage is simply a contract, so I have no problem with gay marriage. These guys know that. I have a problem with homosexuals. Period.

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I'm very conservative about the First Ammendment (I want to ensure any religious group can build a house of worship wherever it conforms to local zoning ordinances).

THAT in my opinion, is where you ****ed yourself. At least in my view. If you're gonna come in to the Cave, and start preaching about how radicals building a Mosque on hallowed ground is somehow good or okay, I personally have no use for you.
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: true_blood on September 07, 2010, 07:37:58 PM
My apologies.

I mistakenly thought conservatives wanted less government intrustion in their lives.  I stand corrected.

They do! Actually, less gubberment PERIOD!!!!! :-)
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: PatriotGame on September 08, 2010, 11:40:51 AM
My apologies.

I mistakenly thought conservatives wanted less government intrustion in their lives.  I stand corrected.
And all this time you thought watered down Thorazine would produce the same results as 110% Lithium and full-blast electro-shock therapy.

Hmmm...
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: dutch508 on September 08, 2010, 11:50:36 AM
Just heard about this forum on Harmony Central's Political Party.  I thought it might be fun to chat with conservatives.

My views are a mixed bag, but I'm very conservative about gay rights (I want government to stop discriminating against gay marriage and let people pursue whatever sexual interests and marital arrangements they desire, as long as it's between consenting adults). I'm very conservative about women's reproductive rights (I want government to allow women freedom to determine whether or not they wish to keep or terminate a pregnancy).  I'm very conservative about the First Ammendment (I want to ensure any religious group can build a house of worship wherever it conforms to local zoning ordinances).

I have a feeling we're going to get along swell around here!

First: like the name.
 2) I want government to stop discriminating against gay blaa blaa bla...

**** whatever you want to Nancy. Don't expect the Church or people with faith to condone it.

3) I want government to allow women freedom...

Funny how religious issues of faith are viewed as intolerance by people who demand tolerance.

4) I want to ensure any religious group can blaa blaa blaa.

Protest Homosexuality?
Burn the Koran?
Rebuild their church near Ground Zero?
Wage a holy war?
Hold the Government out of their Church?

another ****ing retard.

How do you feel about Genocide?

Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: debk on September 08, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
 :yawn:

Another day, another chew toy....who will cave soon and leave, if he hasn't already....
Title: Re: Greetings!
Post by: Revolution on September 08, 2010, 02:12:49 PM
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How do you feel about Genocide?

Copy, and paste will be handy if he shows up again, but alas...I think this chew toy is gone.