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thundley4:
My wife asked what was on TV. I said dust.

Workover:
The vary old lady was walking in a windy environment and her skirts swirled around her continuously.
A young man said “Granny, you better let the hat go and hold down your skirt. You’re showing everything you got”.
The old never missed a step but replied “I don’t care. Let them look. Everything below that skirt is near a hundred years old. This is a brand new hat.”

Workover:

--- Quote from: thundley4 on January 30, 2021, 11:55:42 AM ---My wife asked what was on TV. I said dust.

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When do the stitches come out?

Eupher:

--- Quote from: Workover on January 30, 2021, 04:38:49 PM ---When do the stitches come out?

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 :rotf: :rotf:

Workover:
In 20 years when the kids start asking about the toilet paper shortage of 2020 ...

I’m telling them we had to drag our butts across the lawn...

In the snow ...

Uphill

Both ways.

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