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Title: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Donpeyote on August 03, 2008, 12:21:51 AM
  The Primitives are soooooo easy to spot (At Costco or HEAVEN FORBID Wal*Mart) :popcorn:
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: rich_t on August 03, 2008, 12:32:30 AM
  The Primitives are soooooo easy to spot (At Costco or HEAVEN FORBID Wal*Mart) :popcorn:

What is wrong with Walmart?

Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Donpeyote on August 03, 2008, 12:33:51 AM
  The Primitives are soooooo easy to spot (At Costco or HEAVEN FORBID Wal*Mart) :popcorn:

What is wrong with Walmart?


The primitives are embarrassed to be seen there (Especially by their friends)
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Donpeyote on August 03, 2008, 01:07:58 AM
 Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 03, 2008, 07:38:24 AM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 03, 2008, 07:44:32 AM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:


That look is probably caused by intestinal worms.
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 03, 2008, 07:50:01 AM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:


That look is probably caused by intestinal worms.

I hope you are talking about Exhibit B. Although as sick as I was for the last few days.....  :-)
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 03, 2008, 08:47:00 AM
Yeah, I was talking about Nancy and BAA-BAA-WAA-WAA.

Is exhibit "A" you?????????

Well, HELLOOOOOO YOU SWEET YOUNG THANGGGGGGGGGGGG. :-)
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 03, 2008, 08:53:20 AM
Yeah, I was talking about Nancy and BAA-BAA-WAA-WAA.

Is exhibit "A" you?????????

Well, HELLOOOOOO YOU SWEET YOUNG THANGGGGGGGGGGGG. :-)

Of course it's me. I am far from young.  :evillaugh: But thank you! Hi5 for being so charming and knowing all the right things to say.
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: BEG on August 03, 2008, 09:41:53 AM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:


Crap....I think I'm a democrat?!?    :o

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/mepic.jpg)

Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: BEG on August 03, 2008, 09:55:21 AM
I never knew you had brown eyes.

No reassurance that I am not in fact a democrat?  What kind of friend are you?!?
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 03, 2008, 09:56:30 AM
I never knew you had brown eyes.

No reassurance that I am not in fact a democrat?  What kind of friend are you?!?

I don't know, while you spend quite a bit of time on your hair, the overall effect is one of effortless beauty. ;)
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: BEG on August 03, 2008, 09:59:01 AM
I never knew you had brown eyes.

No reassurance that I am not in fact a democrat?  What kind of friend are you?!?

I don't know, while you spend quite a bit of time on your hair, the overall effect is one of effortless beauty. ;)

I'm pretty sure you are just saying that to make me feel better.   :p


Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: DixieBelle on August 03, 2008, 10:00:27 AM
Yes, more fiber. Less hairspray.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/hill2.jpg)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 03, 2008, 10:03:36 AM
Yes, more fiber. Less hairspray.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/hill2.jpg)

 :rotf:

 :lmao:

I sense this could be the next catchy slogan since.... "It's the economy, stupid"
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: DixieBelle on August 03, 2008, 10:08:14 AM
I wonder what the Hildabeast is up to these days? Poor Bill.
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: ReardenSteel on August 03, 2008, 11:16:42 AM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:


Crap....I think I'm a democrat?!?    :o

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/mepic.jpg)



That's freedom loving hair for sure, and eye's too intelligent to vote Dem.  :cheersmate:

However, the hand says "flashing gang sign", so... (???)  :tongue:
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: BEG on August 03, 2008, 11:29:10 AM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:


Crap....I think I'm a democrat?!?    :o

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/mepic.jpg)



That's freedom loving hair for sure, and eye's too intelligent to vote Dem.  :cheersmate:

However, the hand says "flashing gang sign", so...  :tongue:

Better watch it or I'll "pop a cap in yo a$$". 
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: ReardenSteel on August 03, 2008, 11:46:57 AM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:


Crap....I think I'm a democrat?!?    :o

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/mepic.jpg)



That's freedom loving hair for sure, and eye's too intelligent to vote Dem.  :cheersmate:

However, the hand says "flashing gang sign", so...  :tongue:

Better watch it or I'll "pop a cap in yo a$$". 

Did I mention the casual yet elegant style of dress of a self confident woman who exudes class in her perfect posture and effortless warm and pleasing smile? All signs point to conservative all right.

 :uhsure:
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: BEG on August 03, 2008, 11:52:31 AM


Did I mention the casual yet elegant style of dress of a self confident woman who exudes class in her perfect posture and effortless warm and pleasing smile? All signs point to conservative all right.

 :uhsure:

You are SOOOO afraid of me, right where I want ya!   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Donpeyote on August 03, 2008, 12:27:54 PM
 I've always wanted to pop somthin in Schadens a** ... :popcorn:
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: HACKSAW on August 03, 2008, 12:34:56 PM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:


Crap....I think I'm a democrat?!?    :o

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/mepic.jpg)



That's freedom loving hair for sure, and eye's too intelligent to vote Dem.  :cheersmate:

However, the hand says "flashing gang sign", so...  :tongue:

Better watch it or I'll "pop a cap in yo a$$". 

Did I mention the casual yet elegant style of dress of a self confident woman who exudes class in her perfect posture and effortless warm and pleasing smile? All signs point to conservative all right.

 :uhsure:

I was too busy looking at her rack! :hitit:
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Donpeyote on August 03, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:


Crap....I think I'm a democrat?!?    :o

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/mepic.jpg)



That's freedom loving hair for sure, and eye's too intelligent to vote Dem.  :cheersmate:

However, the hand says "flashing gang sign", so...  :tongue:

Better watch it or I'll "pop a cap in yo a$$". 

Did I mention the casual yet elegant style of dress of a self confident woman who exudes class in her perfect posture and effortless warm and pleasing smile? All signs point to conservative all right.

 :uhsure:

I was too busy looking at her rack! :hitit:
I was the first peep on teh interwebz (During this election cycle) to post about how I'd hit it with Cindy McCain... :cheersmate:
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Airwolf on August 03, 2008, 04:47:58 PM
Things that give the primitives away ( Hair styles that are seemingly to sculpted for effect) (the most recent style of footwear of Hawaiian vacationers) (male clothing on females and female clothing on males) ...

When you say hair styles that are sculpted for effect, I know what you're saying. Since primitives are all about control, it even goes so far as their very own hair. You would never see a 'Schadenfreudian flip' on a primitive, would you? :popcorn:

Exhibit A (freedom lover):

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/schade7rp9.jpg)

Exhibit B (primitives):

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/abc_nancy_pelosi_061213_ssh.jpg)

The actually look like they may need more fiber in their diet as well. :popcorn:


Crap....I think I'm a democrat?!?    :o

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/mepic.jpg)




You can't be. Your to smart for that.
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: BEG on August 03, 2008, 05:05:07 PM

You can't be. Your to smart for that.

I like you.....  :-*
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Splashdown on August 03, 2008, 06:46:08 PM

Crap....I think I'm a democrat?!?    :o

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/mepic.jpg)




Nah. Your smile is too natural. If you grinned like the Joker, then I'd be suspicious.
Title: Re: You can spot them in any crowd
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 03, 2008, 07:30:25 PM

Crap....I think I'm a democrat?!?    :o

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/mepic.jpg)




Nah. Your smile is too natural. If you grinned like the Joker, then I'd be suspicious.

That's what happens with bad botox.  :evillaugh: