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the oblate spheroid overhears a strange conversation
« on: October 15, 2012, 02:52:23 PM »
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nadinbrzezinski (109,768 posts)   Mon Oct 15, 2012, 12:09 PM

A strange conversation the other other day (Overhead and later got my two cents in)

These two women were talking of the selfish feminists. You see, the horror, when, not if, when, we have a draft, WOMEN, poor dears, will be brought into the armed forces and forced to serve. Think of the CHILDREN... women are baby factories and what if they become pregnant during their service, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

One of the two is Israeli, where women do serve, and have to volunteer for combat duty. So that was kind of a fly in the ointment for her argument.

So I asked the older woman, in her late forties I would guess, what other jobs should the poor dears be protected from?

This woman had that quizzical look.

Well firefighting is dangerous, police work, you can get into hand to hand easily, and the poor dear might get shot (Female cop happened to be at the same place and was fighting not to snicker too hard.)

She had that look of horror.

I pressed, what about construction... it is not like this is an accident free profession. What about welding? Did I mention plumbing, electrician?

She met my gaze and she actually said, "The only job women should get, and only because SOME might have to do so, is secretarial."

So I asked her, we should also get rid of all kinds that give equality to women like the ability to sign contracts, and the ability to own property? She actually nodded, which is damn scary.

Then she said, "well you do not understand, obviously, the risks that these jobs put women AND BABY at."

I said, "go ahed and call me selfish... mind you I was very much single at the time. But I have done firefighting and I have done EMS, yup, I was a medic... and where I did it, I even had to avoid some high speed lead. Given I am married to a retired Navy Chief my view is simple, if women quality for the infantry, sure, after all not all men do." I added, "and if we have a draft, I want women to register. Of course in your short sighted view of the world you probably do not realize that women, so far, do not have to register for the selective service, like all 18 year old males do. I want that changed, and I want all 18 y\o females in the registry as well."

I found out she is the wife of a local businessman, who is also serving in a slew of boards (for that I commend him) and she has not worked a day in her life. No, I could not find party affiliation, these are non partisan, but I suspect it.

The cop, as I left, gave me a thumbs up. She was grinning.
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Re: the oblate spheroid overhears a strange conversation
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2012, 03:20:49 PM »
Riiiigggghhtt. Gnads wants more attention so she makes that up. No bongs and no soup for her.
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2012, 03:26:19 PM »
Good grief! I tell what NadaBrain, ask how many men, if in a foxhole and relyin' on who else was in the foxhole, who they would want watchin' their back, their buds, or their girl friends.

While I am absolutely sure "Toots" would die for me, I doubt seriously it would be that way in combat. As a matter of fact, I'd tell her to keep her head down! The kids can do without me, but without their mother, gimme a break!
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Re: the oblate spheroid overhears a strange conversation
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2012, 03:26:33 PM »
Please help me with the below:

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One of the two is Israeli, where women do serve, and have to volunteer for combat duty. So that was kind of a fly in the ointment for her argument.

If you HAVE to do it doesn't that mean that it is mandatory and not voluntary?
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2012, 03:30:20 PM »
Riiiigggghhtt. Gnads wants more attention so she makes that up. No bongs and no soup for her.

Unfortunately, there's a down-side to posting tales like this.

The more one writes, the more one unknowingly betrays the subconscious.

And the oblate spheroid writes a lot, more than most other primitives.

If she wins one of the Top DUmmie awards for 2012, see what franksolich can do with that.

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She'll whine and bawl and carry on, but damn it, she's been giving more ammunition than what I need for that award.
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Re: the oblate spheroid overhears a strange conversation
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2012, 03:45:08 PM »
Even though I do not know gNads, she has always struck me as a person I could learn to dislike intensely.  Then there's this:
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Did I mention plumbing, electrician?
We don't know, you silly twit.  We were not there for this imaginary conversation, but you did not type that you mentioned it, so no one knows.

Another item:  Gnads typed that she "overhead" the conversation.  One must wonder why she would consider it ok just to enter into it.  Just because two imaginary people were having an imaginary conversation within earshot, it was still between the two of them and not open to all passersby, real or imagined.
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2012, 03:50:09 PM »
Even though I do not know gNads, she has always struck me as a person I could learn to dislike intensely.  Then there's this:We don't know, you silly twit.  We were not there for this imaginary conversation, but you did not type that you mentioned it, so no one knows.

Another item:  Gnads typed that she "overhead" the conversation.  One must wonder why she would consider it ok just to enter into it.  Just because two imaginary people were having an imaginary conversation within earshot, it was still between the two of them and not open to all passersby, real or imagined.

 :rotf:

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Re: the oblate spheroid overhears a strange conversation
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2012, 03:55:17 PM »
Stick to you day job Nadin (whatever that might be this week). Your conversation bouncy is not even remotely believable.

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Re: the oblate spheroid overhears a strange conversation
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2012, 04:06:28 PM »
"She had that look of horror."

Anyone in their right mind would be horrified at being accosted by something like Gnads.  The poor woman will likely endure nightmares for some time.

Of course, it's all a lie as per usual.  Even in the imaginary conversations inside her own head Gnads says, "Yup."


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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2012, 04:08:49 PM »
:rotf:

There used to be a woman around here who would walk along the railroad talking to some imaginary person. The first time I saw here I did a double take and asked the guy with me who she was talking to. He said he didn't know, but that it sounded like whoever it was had pissed her off. This was years and years before DU, but I have the feeling she would have fit right in with them.

There are these people in every large city with a homeless population. It has been suggested they are talking to each other in the next or far away city, heheheheheheheheheheh!
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Re: the oblate spheroid overhears a strange conversation
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2012, 04:44:19 PM »
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nadinbrzezinski (109,768 posts)   Mon Oct 15, 2012, 12:09 PM

 if women quality for the infantry,

What pray tell is women quality for the Infantry ? 

Is that the same as PT quality for women, standards lowered in the name of equality after all women are built different.
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Re: the oblate spheroid overhears a strange conversation
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2012, 04:50:44 PM »
There are these people in every large city with a homeless population. It has been suggested they are talking to each other in the next or far away city, heheheheheheheheheheh!

Poor Nads, she sounds like she met up with woman like my 90 year old mother that was aghast to find out life was so different from the 20's and 30's.  

She is now use to female Doctors and Lawyers, plumbers and woman that go to war, some what.     Her generation felt that the only jobs for a woman to work was teaching, nursing or like herself go into Government office work.  

Strange generation, one that brought us Amelia Aerheart and female rocket scientists and researchers.   The military Nurses that were captured in WW2 and  those being the wife of an important man or a Hollywood star.

So unless Nads was in a nursing home and over hears this conversation, between very old woman, then I too have to call B.S. on this, but one never knows, there are still people out there that think that way.


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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2012, 05:04:08 PM »
I think that's the first long dialog-style bouncy tale the crazy bald dwarf has ever spun at the DUmp.

She got a thumbs up, a grin, and a stifled snicker, which is pretty good for a beginning bouncy spinner.

Conversions and applause can't be far behind.

I'm a little surprised she didn't include her unpaid online "journalism" among the deadly occupations she's survived.

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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2012, 05:05:22 PM »
The Queen of Condescending reduced to penning a "bouncy".  Must have been a slow newsday with no "crunchy" items of goodness.

Suffice it to say, zero bongs.  
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2012, 05:18:37 PM »
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The cop, as I left, gave me a thumbs up. She was grinning.

I'm surprised that everyone else didn't stand and applaud.  :rofl:
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« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2012, 05:27:11 PM »
I'm surprised that everyone else didn't stand and applaud.  :rofl:

They prolly did, ya just can't hear 'em from momma's basement.
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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2012, 05:49:29 PM »
The idea that Israeli girls were drafted into direct combat roles in Israel's wars is a bit of a myth.  While it's certainly true that in dealing with terrorists, any REMF can be on the firing line in an instant, but the same thing is true of anyone in their civil population, in uniform or not, and of course the War for Independence was a whole different kettle of fish but then that was before the IDF was established in its modern form anyway.  Although the law changed back around 2000 to allow 'Full military equality for any job for which qualified,' in the major wars Israel fought women served in what we would call combat service support (Medical, clerical, maintenance, etc.) and some combat support (Mainly commo in their case) jobs, not infantry squads or tank crews.  There are infantry units now that integrate male and female soldiers, but the whole idea has really never been put into the crucible and tested in the fire in any major way yet.

   
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« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2012, 05:53:26 PM »
The idea that Israeli girls were drafted into direct combat roles in Israel's wars is a bit of a myth.  While it's certainly true that in dealing with terrorists, any REMF can be on the firing line in an instant, but the same thing is true of anyone in their civil population, in uniform or not, and of course the War for Independence was a whole different kettle of fish but then that was before the IDF was established in its modern form anyway.  Although the law changed back around 2000 to allow 'Full military equality for any job for which qualified,' in the major wars Israel fought women served in what we would call combat service support (Medical, clerical, maintenance, etc.) and some combat support (Mainly commo in their case) jobs, not infantry squads or tank crews.  There are infantry units now that integrate male and female soldiers, but the whole idea has really never been put into the crucible and tested in the fire in any major way yet.

   

Wouldn't hurt if we had the same policy. It sure as hell would teach our young heads full of mush what responsibility is.
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« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2012, 06:02:07 PM »
I think that's the first long dialog-style bouncy tale the crazy bald dwarf has ever spun at the DUmp.

She got a thumbs up, a grin, and a stifled snicker, which is pretty good for a beginning bouncy spinner.

Conversions and applause can't be far behind.

I'm a little surprised she didn't include her unpaid online "journalism" among the deadly occupations she's survived.

I wonder if she keeps a list of her past careers next to her computer so she can remember all of them.

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« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2012, 06:08:33 PM »
I wonder if she keeps a list of her past careers next to her computer so she can remember all of them.

I doubt NadaBrain can remember her handle for DU more than 10 minutes. She prolly has it tattooed on her wrist.
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« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2012, 06:41:36 PM »
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nadinbrzezinski (109,768 posts)   Mon Oct 15, 2012, 12:09 PM

A strange conversation the other other day (Overhead and later got my two cents in)

These two women were talking of the selfish feminists. You see, the horror, when, not if, when, we have a draft, WOMEN, poor dears, will be brought into the armed forces and forced to serve. Think of the CHILDREN... women are baby factories and what if they become pregnant during their service, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Yes, saddling them with trillions in debt is answer.
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« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2012, 06:44:58 PM »
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nadinbrzezinski (109,768 posts)   Mon Oct 15, 2012, 12:09 PM

A strange conversation the other other day (Overhead and later got my two cents in)

These two women were talking of the selfish feminists. You see, the horror, when, not if, when, we have a draft, WOMEN, poor dears, will be brought into the armed forces and forced to serve. Think of the CHILDREN... women are baby factories and what if they become pregnant during their service, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Yes, saddling them with trillions in debt is answer.
You lose, gNads. You're an absolute DUmbass.
The only time you socialist liberals talk of children, is when you want more tax money.
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Actually I believe the only time they talk of children is when they flush 'em down the toilet.
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« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2012, 06:49:03 PM »
Actually I believe the only time they talk of children is when they flush 'em down the toilet.
I noticed you didn't say "think" about them.  :cheersmate:
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« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2012, 07:06:20 PM »
I noticed you didn't say "think" about them.  :cheersmate:

Do they ever actually "think" about them? As far as they are concerned, ya can go out **** anyone ya want, and deal with it at Planned Parenthood, right?
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« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2012, 07:43:26 PM »
Do they ever actually "think" about them? As far as they are concerned, ya can go out **** anyone ya want, and deal with it at Planned Parenthood, right?
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”