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subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« on: August 18, 2009, 03:55:04 PM »
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Oh my.

Everybody remembers, probably, that a couple of months ago, the subway cat found the Love of Her Life.

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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-18-09 03:58 PM
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Driving me crazy 

I began dating jon 2 months or so ago.I didn't know he had a third wheel who is a creepy old dude he was somehow including as if he was part of jon.. This guy comes over here every ****ing night from around 8or 9 till 11 pm..I am getting sick of him.He is not that fun,he is small minded and really doesn't help my relationship with Jon at all.

In fact I think I might tell the third wheel exactly what he is and tell him to back off! Problem is Jon is somehow still attached to this "friend" of his and he can't stand the thought of that curmudgeon Eric not being here.I on the other hand when Eric is here sitting like a toad in the living room,as Jon goes in his room to watch a concert video, I feel like a third wheel by default. Jon and Eric do this routine day after day because they are USED to it.They give me no other reason for doing this.It pisses me off alot.

Everyone I have spoken too says I should TOLERATE this third wheel bull shit,that Jon and Eric are a "package deal" .But funny Jon asked ME out. Not Eric too. I have tolerated to a point.I have tried to put boundaries down a few times now.
Falls on deaf ears because jon can't survive without Eric hanging around like a dried up old bat every night.(Eric is like 56 or so years old grey hair skinny, uncommunicative and lifeless.)

When Eric does NOT come over(working late) Jon and I usually have a good time together. Truth is I want Eric OUT of the picture for a while, so I can enjoy some time with Jon,time for US...

Do I just break up with Jon? Or do I try to get to Eric alone(tough to do somewhat)first and tell him he is INTERFERING,with my relationship with Jon and to back the **** off and stay home for awhile,Than after a week off, maybe on maximum visit Jon 2 days a week?? Is Jon gonna have a conniption if he finds out I told Eric to back off?? Is he in love with the old fart with nothing to offer him or anyone else? And why can't Jon be the **** HONEST about it ,tell me and LET ME GO?

It is very strange Jon does not interact much with Eric,and the 'friendship' looks unhealthy to me,Eric has his little control things he pulls on Jon,to make Jon anxious and guilty and Jon has cussed him out,more than once.Jon seems to be using him for his car and "pays him back" by having him here occupying space. Jon sometimes resists Eric's controlling crap,than if he thinks he has offended Eric he gets depressed and backtracks.There is nothing there you would see in a healthy friendship. Whatever IT is IT is getting old fast and I need IT to STOP.For MY sanity's sake.

Any ideas experiences or info on toxic third wheel crap please share it.

No primitives at the bonfire yet, as it was just lit.

And thanks to Mr. Wiggum for recently reminding me of the subway cat's existence.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 04:05:34 PM »
I would hazard to guess that there is more going on with Jon and the "third wheel" than subway kitty knows about.  If john has a thing for subway kitty, then Jon has some  :censored: sexual appetites.  Just sayin'.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 04:09:39 PM »
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Eric is like 56 or so years old grey hair skinny, uncommunicative and lifeless.

Sounds like UP should start sharpening a wooden stake with Eric's name on it.

Just sayin'.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 04:10:09 PM »
The title of the thread begs for mind bleach, thank God it was just your sensational headline-writing license at work.  Still, I thought UGP had given up on the female thing entirely, and here it is fretting like a 16-year-old schoolgirl over the fact that some guy (Presumably) wants to spend time with another guy instead of, ummm, "Her."  Molto bizarro.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 04:15:40 PM »
When she first announced this blue-haired freak, she said he was queer.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 04:22:08 PM »
She/he/it did say Jon was gay. So I guess she/he/it should be happy that Jon considers her to be a male. Now she/he/it has to convince Jon that she is more than just a cat.

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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 04:25:03 PM »
Quote from: FGL on August 18, 2009, 04:22:08 PM
She/he/it did say Jon was gay. So I guess she/he/it should be happy that Jon considers her to be a male. Now she/he/it has to convince Jon that she is more than just a cat.

 :mental:
After seeing a photo of Jon, one can understand how he would be desperate.
But I still think he's taken the "any port in a storm" philosophy way too far.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 04:27:54 PM »
sounds like jon is catching from eric and getting a little som-somthing from the panther too.

I suggest they all get tested for STDs ASAP...
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 04:57:28 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 18, 2009, 04:27:54 PM
sounds like jon is catching from eric and getting a little som-somthing from the panther too.

I suggest they all get tested for STDs ASAP...

I suggest African witch doctors personally
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2009, 05:27:09 PM »
This is both unsettling and confusing. He is a homosexual male. The cat, though longing to be a boy cat, is still technically (as far as I know) a human female. With a roster such as this how do things work? If things get..uh...physical...does he treat her like a friend's house in the rural south? If he hits the wrong entrance is his homosexual status reduced? Does he become bisexual? Does the fact that the cat is striving to be male mean that he can still call himself homosexual? If so, wouldn't the fact that the subwaycritter is also striving to be a cat make him guilty of bestiality?

You know, if someone told me twenty years ago that I would one day be wondering about the pairing of a male homosexual and a female who longed to be a male cat I would have called them crazy.

Regardless, I do wish them well. Maybe having a person to care about will help the cat out some.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2009, 05:29:46 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on August 18, 2009, 05:27:09 PM
You know, if someone told me twenty years ago that I would one day be wondering about the pairing of a male homosexual and a female who longed to be a male cat I would have called them crazy.

You and me both, sir.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2009, 05:44:30 PM »
Good grief these people are disgusting!!!
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2009, 06:31:38 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on August 18, 2009, 05:27:09 PM
This is both unsettling and confusing. He is a homosexual male. The cat, though longing to be a boy cat, is still technically (as far as I know) a human female. With a roster such as this how do things work? If things get..uh...physical...does he treat her like a friend's house in the rural south? If he hits the wrong entrance is his homosexual status reduced? Does he become bisexual? Does the fact that the cat is striving to be male mean that he can still call himself homosexual? If so, wouldn't the fact that the subwaycritter is also striving to be a cat make him guilty of bestiality?

You know, if someone told me twenty years ago that I would one day be wondering about the pairing of a male homosexual and a female who longed to be a male cat I would have called them crazy.

Regardless, I do wish them well. Maybe having a person to care about will help the cat out some.

You made me laugh...
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2009, 06:41:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 18, 2009, 03:55:04 PM
It is very strange Jon does not interact much with Eric,and the 'friendship' looks unhealthy to me

Sounds like her gaydar is up.  :rotf:
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2009, 07:47:58 PM »
Perhaps Eric is Jon's counselor from his halfway house or institution?  Maybe he CAN'T be out and about without him.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2009, 07:53:00 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on August 18, 2009, 07:47:58 PM
Perhaps Eric is Jon's counselor from his halfway house or institution?  Maybe he CAN'T be out and about without him.

You know, mama, that could very well be the case.

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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2009, 08:06:37 PM »
Quote from: FGL on August 18, 2009, 04:57:28 PM
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2009, 08:07:26 PM »
The mechanics of this little trio is too mind boggling to contemplate without massive amounts of beer.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2009, 08:16:35 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on August 18, 2009, 08:07:26 PM
The mechanics of this little trio is too mind boggling to contemplate without massive amounts of beer.
The phrase 'Lucky Pierre' comes to mind.

Eww.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2009, 08:32:49 PM »
not so much
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2009, 08:48:55 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on August 18, 2009, 08:07:26 PM
The mechanics of this little trio is too mind boggling to contemplate without massive amounts of beer.

..There is not enough beer - Ive moved on to 151.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2009, 01:58:24 AM »
I take it the living space is Jon's as he goes to HIS room with Eric every night.
 I wonder if while she sits in livingroom the Boys are not doing some kind of drugs behind closed doors.

If the old fart is his supplier then naturally she will become of little importance to Jon.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2009, 02:50:29 AM »
She/he/it is probably hoping its drugs, but then why not share with her/him/it? Maybe they are exploring their inner-um, somethings
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2009, 07:50:03 AM »
I predict that UGP will soon go from a threesome to a onesome....again.

Love is blind.....has to be in her case.
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Re: subway cat being driven crazy being part of a threesome
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2009, 07:52:36 AM »
Quote from: Chris on August 18, 2009, 08:16:35 PM
The phrase 'Lucky Pierre' comes to mind.

Eww.

Ewww and ewww and double ewww! :rofl:
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