A conservative: wants to be left alone to enjoy the fruits of his own labor though he will rise to defend his naiton or extend charity to neighbors and family but as he eschews multi-trillion-dollar statist solutions he lacks the requisite social moral consciousness and that makes him greedy.
A liberal: wants others to pay for his education, medicine, housing, food, utilities, clothing etc. and no others shall ever have more than he will. In exchange he offers to work 30 hours a week so long as he is provided 6 weeks vacation annually and can retire at the age of 45 with full pension and benefits. As he is willing to extend this to you as well he is to be considered the most magnanimous of all nature's creations.