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Offline franksolich

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guess the primitive gut
« on: April 11, 2013, 09:40:05 PM »
A new feature here in the DUmpster, until the supply runs out:

"Guess the primitive gut"


In the interests of gender equality, guts will alternate male-female-male-female-&c., &c., &c.

Can anybody guess?  A new primitive gut to be posted every three days.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2013, 09:51:01 PM »
I'm going with... the grasswipe primitive. 
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2013, 09:52:05 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on April 11, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
I'm going with... the grasswipe primitive. 

Well, in one sense, you're close.

By the way, I counted the inventory.

There'll be a new primitive gut every day; the stock's more than what I thought.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2013, 09:56:04 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 11, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
Well, in one sense, you're close.

By the way, I counted the inventory.

There'll be a new primitive gut every day; the stock's more than what I thought.

Nuts.  Well, I tried.  My guess was based off of the turkey-gobble chin.   

I can't wait to take a crack at these pictures each day.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2013, 10:23:45 PM »
I'm not sure. The alleged owner of this gut is around 65 years old now. The photo was taken in 2004, when W was running against the Swiftboat fraudster, so he would have been mid-50s. Looks kind of young for that.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2013, 10:30:12 PM »
Maybe if we got a hint?   :confused:

Did it turn out to be a boy or a girl?  That cigar smoke certainly didn't do the child being carried there any good.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2013, 10:35:20 PM »
Well, I'm fairly new here and don't know any of the DUmmies.

So I am going to guess from what was posted on another thread.

He's the "clown".  Or would that be more like the "Joker" or something?



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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2013, 11:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Dori on April 11, 2013, 10:35:20 PM
Well, I'm fairly new here and don't know any of the DUmmies.

So I am going to guess from what was posted on another thread.

He's the "clown".  Or would that be more like the "Joker" or something?

He's a clown all right, a self-described one.

I don't denigrate him that way, though, as he's a pal of mine, although his wife despises me.

In the latter case, the feeling's mutual.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2013, 11:51:43 PM »
Perhaps Cali before her accident?
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2013, 12:03:30 AM »
Quote from: chitownchica on April 11, 2013, 11:51:43 PM
Perhaps Cali before her accident?

Actually, remember, that one's male.

Now, it's after midnight, but I'm loathe to identify the first primitive gut yet, until after the morning crew here's seen it and guessed.

But the primitive gut for Friday:


Well.....it's not strictly the gut, even though it's close.  I guess I'll start calling this "guess which primitive's body part this is--not the body part, but the primitive."
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2013, 01:08:15 AM »
Oh Lawd!!
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2013, 06:51:36 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 11, 2013, 09:40:05 PM
A new feature here in the DUmpster, until the supply runs out:

"Guess the primitive gut"


In the interests of gender equality, guts will alternate male-female-male-female-&c., &c., &c.

Can anybody guess?  A new primitive gut to be posted every three days.

Love the man-purse/cigar combination  :rotf:
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2013, 08:02:09 AM »

Bertha Venation?

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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2013, 08:21:44 AM »
The cigar tells me:  Stinky. 

His Tshirt is retarded. 

I do not have a guess on the 2nd pic at this time. 
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2013, 08:26:34 AM »

MiddleFingerMom.

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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2013, 10:24:00 AM »
Lyoness pryinka after the weight loss?
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2013, 11:12:35 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 12, 2013, 12:03:30 AM
Actually, remember, that one's male.

Now, it's after midnight, but I'm loathe to identify the first primitive gut yet, until after the morning crew here's seen it and guessed.

But the primitive gut for Friday:


Well.....it's not strictly the gut, even though it's close.  I guess I'll start calling this "guess which primitive's body part this is--not the body part, but the primitive."

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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2013, 11:46:19 AM »
Well, the first gut has now been properly identified.

The second one might be a puzzler, as she's (and it's obviously a "she") reasonably new to the DUmpster.

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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2013, 11:47:28 AM »
Primitive gut #03:


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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2013, 11:49:47 AM »
Now, while one can be forgiven for not recognizing gut #01, gut #02, and gut #03, there's no excuse for not knowing gut #04.  If one doesn't, he should go soak his head in a bucket of vinegar or something.

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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2013, 11:54:28 AM »
Number four looks like she would be a jim-dandy slavemaster.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2013, 11:55:04 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 12, 2013, 11:54:28 AM
Number four looks like she would be a jim-dandy slavemaster.

Damn, you're good.  And quick, too.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2013, 12:02:57 PM »
Guts, boobs, and butts, nice.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2013, 12:06:38 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 12, 2013, 12:02:57 PM
Guts, boobs, and butts, nice.
Saggy, lumpy, and flat.  Bleh.
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Re: guess the primitive gut
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2013, 12:07:28 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 12, 2013, 12:02:57 PM
Guts, boobs, and butts, nice.

Well now, I don't want the lurking primitives to think the DUmpster dwells only upon their bad points.
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