"Survivor, Texas-Style !"

[zeitgeist]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:
"Survivor, Texas-Style !"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then
over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland,
Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they   will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth and finally, back to Dallas.
 
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius
with 13 bumper stickers which will read:





1. "I'm a Democrat"
2. "Amnesty for Illegals"
3. "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef and Beer"
5. "I Voted for Obama"
6. "George Strait Sucks"
7. "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell is Texas born"
10. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank is my hero"
12. "I side with Jane Fonda"
and the last sticker is…
13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas and God Bless America !
Vote 2012


"Letting the cat out of the bag is a
whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in."
(Will Rogers)


"best email of the day"  /zeit

[Chris_]

I'd say your chances of being run over by someone in a pickup are pretty good.

When I was in Wylie, the news announcer was describing the suspect in a crime.  It was the standard stuff that gets used to describe a person... height, weight, race.  Then the announcer proceeded to describe the truck the suspect was driving in minute detail.

[VelvetElvis]

Pink Prius = TehGhey²