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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #100 on: August 29, 2012, 05:14:31 PM »
She was caught between a rock and a hard place.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #101 on: August 29, 2012, 05:15:02 PM »
Poor Rachel left nothing for her heirs.

She died flat broke.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #102 on: August 29, 2012, 05:19:53 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 05:15:02 PM
Poor Rachel left nothing for her heirs.[/b]

She died flat broke.

Well Damn I guess they could not get that rock off her finger then.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #103 on: August 29, 2012, 05:21:22 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 05:15:02 PM
Poor Rachel left nothing for her heirs.

She died flat, broke.

Fixt  :-)

I heard they got to her quickly but she'd flatlined.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #104 on: August 29, 2012, 05:24:48 PM »
Now even the DUmpmonkeys are laughing about her tragic death:

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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #105 on: August 29, 2012, 05:36:05 PM »
Rachel lived in a flat close by.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #106 on: August 29, 2012, 05:41:49 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 29, 2012, 05:36:05 PM
Rachel lived in a flat close by.
Did the palestinians slip her under the door afterwards?
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #107 on: August 29, 2012, 05:44:55 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 29, 2012, 05:41:49 PM
Did the palestinians slip her under the door afterwards?
She accessed her flat via the mail slot.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #108 on: August 29, 2012, 05:45:18 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 09:55:14 AM
Rachel Corrie isn't going to be anyone's doormat...oh..wait.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #109 on: August 29, 2012, 05:47:30 PM »
She was a model and spokeswoman for trash compactors.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #110 on: August 29, 2012, 05:50:54 PM »
I'd say she was flat out crazy.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #111 on: August 29, 2012, 05:53:25 PM »
Now, now, folks.  She only moved on to a different plane.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #112 on: August 29, 2012, 06:15:59 PM »
She bulldozed her way into muslim hearts everywhere.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #113 on: August 29, 2012, 06:51:07 PM »
Poor Rachel was flattened flatter than a flat.

Even a flat tire is only flat on the bottom.

Rachel was red and white and flat all over.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #114 on: August 29, 2012, 07:09:41 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 08:02:48 AM
Well don't keep us in suspense did you get her flat on her back?

Nah, the relationship never gained any traction.  I tried to tell her she needed to relax a little... she was gonna spread herself too thin
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #115 on: August 29, 2012, 07:22:48 PM »
So, on a serious note...

Once upon a time I would have said "Although I'm not a big fan of her politics and don't agree with what she was doing, we're still talking about the death of a human being here.  So, yeah, respect for the dead and her family are in order."  And perhaps I still should.  However, combine the fact that she cheerleaded on behalf of murderers with the fact that the left constantly claps, cheers, and dances with glee whenever an actual decent American dies, it makes it difficult to invoke the better angel of my nature. They say she wanted a better world?  How nice.  One wonders what kind of would the three year old Isreali boy murdered in that terrorist rocket attack would have wanted.  I wonder what kind of world St. Corrie wanted for him as she demonstrated on behalf of his killers.  I wonder how many portraits the Kingshit terrorist commissioned for him to present to his parents.   
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #116 on: August 29, 2012, 08:52:59 PM »
So in conclusion, would you say she had a two-dimensional personality?
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #117 on: August 29, 2012, 08:58:21 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 29, 2012, 08:52:59 PM
So in conclusion, would you say she had a two-dimensional personality?
If she did, it is one-dimensional now.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #118 on: August 29, 2012, 10:14:41 PM »
Crazy Rachel Corrie's favorite entree - pressed ham.

Her favorite side dishes - squash and mashed potatoes.

And for dessert - crushed pineapple.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #119 on: August 29, 2012, 10:18:19 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 10:14:41 PM
Crazy Rachel Corrie's favorite entree - pressed ham.

Her favorite side dishes - squash and mashed potatoes.

And for dessert - crushed pineapple.

You forgot the flatbread appetizer.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #120 on: August 29, 2012, 10:26:19 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
I wonder if she was D8ting anybody at the time?
You win. :rotf:
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #121 on: August 29, 2012, 10:32:35 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 10:51:48 AM
I wonder if she was D8ting anybody at the time?

Yep, that's a good one!

People should see what a behemoth a Cat D8 is.

A D8 could squash an entire occupooper camp as easily as it mashed Crazy Rachel. Hmmm...now that's an idea.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #122 on: August 30, 2012, 02:38:33 AM »
I knew when this story broke that Rachel Corrie would not be something Isreal could just sweep under the rug...

... ok I'm done now  :-)
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #123 on: August 30, 2012, 04:25:04 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 29, 2012, 10:26:19 PM
You win. :rotf:

The winner down the sideline . . . :bow:

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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #124 on: August 30, 2012, 05:35:07 AM »
I have to wonder if she was flatulent before, during or after the incident?
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