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Offline CG6468

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Wireless Connctions
« on: February 19, 2012, 11:08:13 AM »
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles , California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside. Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read:


"California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, a local newspaper in Atlanta , Ga. reported the following:


"After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Unadilla , Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago,
Georgia had already gone wireless."

Just makes a person proud to be from Georgia .
« Last Edit: February 19, 2012, 11:10:38 AM by CG6468 »
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Re: Wireless Connctions
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2012, 12:23:36 PM »
All libs are connected wirelessly.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.