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Sarah Palin runs half-marathon incognito in Iowa
« on: September 04, 2011, 09:51:25 PM »

Sarah Palin is running in Iowa

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As reported by Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteren on her GretaWire blog, as well as by the Iowans4Palin blog, Palin -- as of this moment, still a non-candidate for the 2012 Republican presidential contest -- and husband Todd Palin headed to the LakeTrail in Storm Lake, Iowa.

There, Palin took part in the "Jump Right In and Run" race, which was sponsored by the Storm Lake Running Club and included a half-marathon, two-runner half-marathon relay and 5K run/walk.

Although Palin doesn't show up in the official results, Van Susteren reported that her time was 1:45 for the 13.1-mile race.
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In another report: Diane Adams told her husband that Palin started the race in the back of the pack, among the walkers, keeping a low profile for as long as possible. Then she ran around them, and took off.
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Re: Sarah Palin runs half-marathon incognito in Iowa
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2011, 12:21:13 AM »
In another report: Diane Adams told her husband that Palin started the race in the back of the pack, among the walkers, keeping a low profile for as long as possible. Then she ran around them, and took off.

Diane Adams seems to have quoted from the history book from 2047 that was found on the floor of CERN after their most recent experiment.  It describes President Palin's 2012 candidacy in almost exactly those words.

Question is, who showed Diane the book?
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Re: Sarah Palin runs half-marathon incognito in Iowa
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2011, 08:20:12 AM »
damn she is a MILF!  :naughty:






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Re: Sarah Palin runs half-marathon incognito in Iowa
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2011, 01:08:13 PM »
Half in 1:45?  Dayum.  I think my best official time in a half was about 1:50.
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Re: Sarah Palin runs half-marathon incognito in Iowa
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2011, 03:00:30 PM »
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Re: Sarah Palin runs half-marathon incognito in Iowa
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 01:02:01 PM »
damn she is a MILF!  :naughty:

Gina, you're calling Palin a MILF?  I can understand that coming out of, say, your husband's mouth . . .

. . . but yours? :tongue: :naughty:
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Re: Sarah Palin runs half-marathon incognito in Iowa
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 01:24:10 PM »
Gina, you're calling Palin a MILF?  I can understand that coming out of, say, your husband's mouth . . .

. . . but yours? :tongue: :naughty:

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Re: Sarah Palin runs half-marathon incognito in Iowa
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 01:32:53 PM »
Gina wants to see that picture of franksolich again.
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