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Offline Workover

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At first I thought this was funny ....
« on: April 24, 2021, 04:12:00 PM »
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
 
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
 
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat..
 
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
 
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
 
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
 
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
 
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
 
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.
 
Accounts ReceivableTax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline FuelTax
Airport MaintenanceTax
Building PermitTax
CigaretteTax
Corporate IncomeTax
DeathTax
Dog LicenseTax
Driving PermitTax
EnvironmentalTax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment  (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
Gross ReceiptsTax
HealthTax
Hunting LicenseTax
HydroTax
InheritanceTax
InterestTax
LiquorTax
LuxuryTaxes
Marriage LicenseTax
MedicareTax
MortgageTax
Personal IncomeTax
PropertyTax
PovertyTax
Prescription DrugTax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real EstateTax
Recreational VehicleTax
Retail SalesTax
Service ChargeTax
SchoolTax
Telephone FederalTax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
WaterTax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
--- and in 2010 the HST
 
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids..
 
What in "Hell" happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
I hope this goes around at least 100 times. YOU can help it get there.
GO AHEAD - - - be a Good Citizen!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If you’re not having fun it’s your own damn fault!

Offline Drafe Hoblin

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Re: At first I thought this was funny ....
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2021, 11:41:19 AM »
We had an Administration that was tackling a lot of those thorns... while laying the foundation of tackling even more.

Now we're on the road to revolt.  That doesn't mean there'll actually be a revolt, but that's the terrain we're navigating-into.

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Re: At first I thought this was funny ....
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2021, 02:16:56 PM »
Posted this on MeWe.

I'd put it on FB, but I no longer frequent that sewer pit.
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