Dogs at thanksgiving yes the dogs have a bill of rights

[BattleHymn]

From that thread title, I'll give you one guess who posted this drunken mess:




https://www.democraticunderground.com/116134578

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 07:25 AM
TEB (1,679 posts)

Dogs at thanksgiving yes the dogs have a bill of rights

We dogs can attend any family or group activities. Involving food snuggles or fun activities. Now I know there are people that do not care for dogs. Yesterday my brother came to dinner with his new wife and her parents. And her father asked don’t you have cages or separate the dogs at dinner. Well no we do not cage or separate these guys a Golden retriever chocolate lab and newfie. They behave as in usually hanging under the table but my wife had to go tell the chocolate land shark lab to go lay down. So it is what it is I told him, you been here to eat before .you knew how we operate. These furry boy are our furry children.

As with most of Teb's threads, not much is posted thereafter, as the majority of people, even DUmmies, are busy scratching their heads trying to figure out what he was trying to communicate. 

[Ralph Wiggum]

This goon is constant idiocy.  Such nonsensical posts, a one trick dog.

[BattleHymn]

I think what he's trying to say is that he doesn't control his animals, and lets them crawl all over his guests when they are trying to eat, to the point that they have to gently hint to him that he is being a lousy host.

And since Teb possesses the brain of a pill-bug, it flies right over his level of understanding.

[SVPete]

I see TEB got him a new bottle of rot-gut bourbon next to his keyboard.

[DumbAss Tanker]

From that thread title, I'll give you one guess who posted this drunken mess:

One was all it took.

 

[Old n Grumpy]

Looks like him and his 2 carpool buddied made it home without getting a DUI.

Sounds like a really great dinner with 3 big dogs at the table. 

And old boog looks at TEB and says, "hey dude you need to go out and pick up the log I just left on the porch"

[BattleHymn]

And old boog looks at TEB and says, "hey dude you need to go out and pick up the log I just left on the porch"

 

[zeitgeist]

Um, yuh, a Newfie under the table?  Not in this life.  Face on the table standing up.      You need a grocery bag for their waste.  Talk about $hit a ton.

[FunkyZero]

From that thread title, I'll give you one guess who posted this drunken mess:

As with most of Teb's threads, not much is posted thereafter, as the majority of people, even DUmmies, are busy scratching their heads trying to figure out what he was trying to communicate.

Only a DUmpass would expect his guests to endure a scavenging pack of dogs running amok under the table during a meal.

[zeitgeist]

Actually, as I read this tripe I began to suspect Teb's brother was practicing aversion therapy. 


"Honey, when are we going to meet some of your family?"  "Mom and dad would like to get to know them before the wedding." 

Lather, rinse, and repeat this for weeks on end. 

Finally, BroTeb says to himself  "wanna meet the family? ...  wanna meet the family ... hang on Nellie I'll take care of it and your f_ing meddling mother too." 

The rest, as they say, is now bouncy history.