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Offline nomad54

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Definite tall tale.  Any dummie who falls out of a tree and sustains that type of injury will be milking the social security train for the rest of his life and wouldn't have a job to be lost.

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First Trump came for the Bouncy Writers. But I was not a Bouncy Writer so I said nothing.

Then Trump came for the criminal illegal aliens. But I was not a criminal illegal alien so I said nothing.

Then Trump came for the terrorist muzzies. But I was not a terrorist muzzie so I said nothing.

Then..... America was Great Again! and I cheered!!
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Impotent rage resulting from one's overactive imagination (or delusional fears)...


...or troll level "Expert"

A confused rent boi?  Gurl?  Probably doesn't have a ***** for anyone to grab, anyway. :whatever:
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The Secret Service paid me a visit for criticising Trump while Transgender

Translation: I got questioned about passing counterfeit bills.
Living in the Dummies minds rent free since 2009!

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Offline Adam Wood

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I'm sure Portland Fannie said something MUCH more colorful than he/she/it is letting on.
Dammit.  Time for a new monitor.

Offline SVPete

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Translation: I got questioned about passing counterfeit bills.

Reminds me of a verse of the song "Big Bad Bruce":

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Same say he came from New Orleans
Where he had a social group called the Cajun Queens
Some say Hollywood or Beverly Hills
Where he got arrested for passin' three-dollar bills
That's Bruce

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If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Cool story, bro(?).
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My goodness! That was a long boring way to go to virtue signal. Maybe next time the DUmmie could plagiarize someone interesting.
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OMG! That is so outlandish it's an obvious troll, someone trying to test just how credulous DU-folk are. And getting his/her answer with a generous helping of DU-cred on the side.

How many PC identities and causes did (s)he invoke:

* Portland resident;

* Transgender identity

* "Environmental activist";

* Anti-Trump (must've read some of TMN's ravings);

* Anti-big-business (mentioning "Nike store" was a superfluous factoid);

* Anti-military;

* Accusations of homosexuality & and "homophobia".

I think DU confirmation bias is so strong that (s)he would have been believed if (s)he had stopped with "environmental activist" or "transgender identity" and "anti-Trump".

You left out the most important: VETERAN!! (can you say "Stolen Valor?")
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