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Title: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2013, 11:56:03 AM
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Joel thakkar (270 posts)

Do you know that there is a right wing forum who is a big fan of DU? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024137088)


while searching on Google, i stumbled upon a "Right Wing Forum". They have a whole section of the forum dedicated to DU where they discuss DU topics (GD, Breaking news etc)....they also comment on DU Members post...quote user's post with their name etc..etc..

To my surprise, that "DU Whining Section" is the largest and most popular forum section. They have almost 30k threads and 470k+ Posts in that section. No other section is greater and popular on that forum.


Seems right...all they want to do is whining and crying about what liberals are saying instead of concentrating on other things.

They may also notice this thread and start bashing...


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nadinbrzezinski (128,120 posts)
1. Hey you might be in for an award this year

On this thread alone.

Those cheap ones have not spent a red cent on a certificate, let alone a proper trophy...don't even dream of the awards winner.

Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 12:00:12 PM
 :lmao: :rotf:
Who's mole is that?

Bonus comment.
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Response to GladRagDahl (Reply #4)
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 01:00 PM

nadinbrzezinski (128,121 posts)

6. We prefer not to link to them really

Suffice to say it's not Free Republic, and while some of is laugh, they have done real damage to people here. At least their cyberstalking has not gone to the level others have. 
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: USA4ME on December 05, 2013, 12:00:25 PM
Skinner has asked that you dolts ignore that we exist. But you don't.

Why is that? Aren't you able to do anything right?

Sorry Skinner, but your children just can't seem to do as you ask. It's because they're children.

.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: franksolich on December 05, 2013, 12:03:01 PM
Oh my.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Tucker on December 05, 2013, 12:03:51 PM
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Thu Dec 5, 2013, 12:52 PM

Joel thakkar (271 posts)

Do you know that there is a right wing forum who is a big fan of DU?

Last edited Thu Dec 5, 2013, 01:02 PM - Edit history (3)
while searching on Google, i stumbled upon a "Right Wing Forum". They have a whole section of the forum dedicated to DU where they discuss DU topics (GD, Breaking news etc)....they also comment on DU Members post...quote user's post with their name..give awards to DU users... etc..etc..

To my surprise, that "DU Whining Section" is the largest and most popular forum section. They have almost 30k threads and 470k+ Posts in that section. No other section is greater and popular on that forum.


Seems right...all they want to do is whining and crying about what liberals are saying instead of concentrating on other things.

They may also notice this thread and start bashing...I may be qualified for one of the award this year..


EDIT : They already found this thread within 2-3 minutes. Now i think my roast will begin over there
.

Note to FNG: Don't try and make a name for yourself in December. The bald dwarf will ream you a new one then put you on her iggy list.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2013, 12:05:27 PM
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el_bryanto (5,112 posts)
7. I am curious about it though - but I can see the rationale behind not posting it

Googling DU Whining Section doesn't pull anything up

Please, el bryanto...you have been around the DUmp for a long time and surely you are familiar with the Cave and CU.  We've been laughing at you goofballs for over a decade.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2013, 12:11:57 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (128,120 posts)
1. Hey you might be in for an award this year

On this thread alone.

Those cheap ones have not spent a red cent on a certificate, let alone a proper trophy...don't even dream of the awards winner.

I have no idea what the nutcase is trying to say in that last sentence. Something about being cheap.

We may be cheap. But if I had a world-class authority on everything contributing for free to my blog, I'd show some gratitude.

I'd pay for part of her gasoline, as she patrols vacant lots looking for smoke. I might even kick in on some hair implants.

So we may be cheap, but we're drunken sailors compared to Crazy Miriam.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2013, 12:12:10 PM
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GladRagDahl (193 posts)
9. Unfortunately

there are a lot of people posting who ARE giving them a lot of fodder. I called a couple of people on stupid comments today, but it's fruitless.

 :lol: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: franksolich on December 05, 2013, 12:15:47 PM
:lol: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf:

That primitive has it right.

If a primitive doesn't like being quoted in the DUmpster, there's an easy way to avoid it.

Just don't say anything stupid, and the DUmpster isn't interested.

That's all there is to it; just don't say anything stupid.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: lastparker on December 05, 2013, 12:17:24 PM
We may be cheap.

We are frugal, as dictated by the Obama Austerity Measures.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 05, 2013, 12:22:05 PM
That primitive has it right.

If a primitive doesn't like being quoted in the DUmpster, there's an easy way to avoid it.

Just don't say anything stupid, and the DUmpster isn't interested.

That's all there is to it; just don't say anything stupid.

have you seen a single primitive over there that has even hinted at taking that advice?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2013, 12:22:29 PM
Nadin explains our master plan.  :-)

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nadinbrzezinski (128,122 posts)
12. DU is over ten years old

That place is 8+ years old. Their reason to exist is gathering dossiers, preparing for the coming war and cleansing the country of liberals, progressives, Marxists and fascist. (Your head should start hurting by now). If there was a more popular site than this, they would go there,that us their raison d'être. It matters little what you post.

If they ever acted their sick fantasy, real people would die.

So no, I don't find it particularly funny. But freedom of speech being what it is, they have a right to their hate site, that is until they act on their intentions.

You can call people whatever you want to call them, if they were targeted for dossier gathering, they will be followed by these sick (bleep) regardless.

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Catherine Vincent (32,198 posts)
10. Wow

I had forgotten about it. Is that forum still in existence? I remember them from years ago.

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Shrike47 (1,171 posts)
11. Google 'right wing forum du section' and all will be revealed.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Maxiest on December 05, 2013, 12:27:32 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (128,120 posts)
1. Hey you might be in for an award this year

On this thread alone.

Those cheap ones have not spent a red cent on a certificate, let alone a proper trophy...don't even dream of the awards winner.

Ok, I have a couple years under my belt of translating nadin-speak.  But I have no f'ng clue what she is saying here.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2013, 12:27:56 PM
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Dreamer Tatum (8,180 posts)
13. Don't feed them

whatever anyone says gets twisted and obscured and taken out of context.

They're worthless. Ignore them.

We don't twist your words, all we do is copy EXACTLY what you post and ridicule you.

:ownit:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: franksolich on December 05, 2013, 12:29:57 PM
have you seen a single primitive over there that has even hinted at taking that advice?

Oh, I can think of a whole lot of primitives who've never been in the DUmpster.

Usually it's because they're really boring, but a few times it's because while their politics and morality are screwed, they do demonstrate some cerebrality.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 05, 2013, 12:30:24 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (128,122 posts)
12. DU is over ten years old

That place is 8+ years old. Their reason to exist is gathering dossiers, preparing for the coming war and cleansing the country of liberals, progressives, Marxists and fascist. (Your head should start hurting by now). If there was a more popular site than this, they would go there,that us their raison d'être. It matters little what you post.

If they ever acted their sick fantasy, real people would die.

So no, I don't find it particularly funny. But freedom of speech being what it is, they have a right to their hate site, that is until they act on their intentions.

You can call people whatever you want to call them, if they were targeted for dossier gathering, they will be followed by these sick (bleep) regardless.


     Nadin, you stupid, worthless, illiterate twat, our agenda is to make fun of idiots like yourself. That's all. That's the WHOLE POINT of this part of CC. TO MAKE FUN OF STUPID, POOR, FAT, UGLY, SICK, MENTALLY ILL, ANGRY, HOPELESS, HYPOCRITICAL, DELUSIONAL TURDS LIKE YOU.

     Why on EARTH would anyone need to build a dossier for future use when all we have to do is stand aside and watch you self-destruct and eat your own?

     Why would anyone want to put you in a camp when all you need to be pacified is a computer, Internet, and MSNBC? Don't you see how much more entertaining you are when you have those very few implements?

     Get a GRIP, you skanky piece of shit.

     And stay out of Carmel Mountain Ranch, too. The Target still stinks of you.

Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: franksolich on December 05, 2013, 12:32:39 PM
I wonder why the cousin's so upset; I always thought she was treated rather well in the awards; treated practically with kid gloves.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 05, 2013, 12:39:31 PM
I wonder why the cousin's so upset; I always thought she was treated rather well in the awards; treated practically with kid gloves.

It's almost like she's primitive royalty!  She should be honored with the attention she's received over the past years,  the primitives with the daddy issues would kill for attention like that.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 05, 2013, 12:40:30 PM
I don't know, I build dossiers, am I doing it wrong?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 05, 2013, 12:41:13 PM
Ok, I have a couple years under my belt of translating nadin-speak.  But I have no f'ng clue what she is saying here.

I believe she is all butthurt over not getting something tangible to show for our previous recognition of all her completely-unintended malaprop comedy.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Carl on December 05, 2013, 12:42:12 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (128,122 posts)
12. DU is over ten years old

That place is 8+ years old. Their reason to exist is gathering dossiers, preparing for the coming war and cleansing the country of liberals, progressives, Marxists and fascist. (Your head should start hurting by now). If there was a more popular site than this, they would go there,that us their raison d'être. It matters little what you post.

If they ever acted their sick fantasy, real people would die.

So no, I don't find it particularly funny. But freedom of speech being what it is, they have a right to their hate site, that is until they act on their intentions.

You can call people whatever you want to call them, if they were targeted for dossier gathering, they will be followed by these sick (bleep) regardless.

Pssst...Nads,you have more to worry about from DUmbasses that hate you then little ole us. :wink:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: franksolich on December 05, 2013, 12:42:23 PM
This is from the cousin's award for Top DUmmie of 2011; seriously, how was it unfair?

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,68141.0.html

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Out here in the lonely Sandhills of Nebraska, there’s a certain pile of dirt that stands on the east side of franksolich’s house.  It’s shaped, roughly, like a miniature alpine Jungfrau, and it presents quite a pretty picture at night whenever the moon rises from the east, and one’s sitting on the front porch.

To those not from around here, it’s just another hill or mound in the Sandhills, ho-hum.  To natives of the Sandhills, well, they recognize it as a man-made phenomenon, but nothing more.

When franksolich moved out here the autumn of 2005, he noticed some peculiarities about the hill; it wasn’t quite like the other hills; for example, the foliage was somewhat different, and things seemed to stay green into December, and come out green again in February, later and sooner than other foliage around the place.

He inquired of someone ancient, who’d been a young boy here during the 1930s, and learned that there used to be a big barn adjacent, and that from 1875, when the place was first settled, until 1950, when the barn burned down, the people here raised pigs.  The barn had to be cleaned often, and the swine droppings were deposited in a shallow “basin” which with the passage of years became rather protuberant.

After the barn burned down, it wasn’t rebuilt, as cattle rather than pigs were raised here.

Sometime when Ike and Mamie were in the White House, the odor evaporated, and sometime when Jackie and Jack were in the White House, the thing took upon the characteristics of just plain ordinary dirt, which it seems so to this day.

Even though it’s nearly 100% pure antique pig shit.

Upon learning this, franksolich took a cat-litter box that needed emptied, and tossed it upon the mound, baptizing it the “William Rivers Pitt.”  The University of Nebraska came out to look at it the following summer, and using well-drilling equipment, collected samples from different layers, learning much about the diets and diseases of swine 1875-1950.

It’s supposed the William Rivers Pitt is circa 740 cubic yards of swine excrement, which is quite a pile (I’ll post photographs here when I move away; it’s a rather singular-looking thing, and I don’t want primitives stalking franksolich to find out exactly where he lives).  The variegated foliage that decorates it is from seeds of things that the pigs were fed, that passed through their intestines undigested.

It’s an awesome sight, the William Rivers Pitt.

But now when looking at it, one sees how truly prodigious this year’s Top DUmmie has been; nadinbrzezinski single-handedly all by herself produced more shit in a single year than forty generations and thousands of pigs could do in seventy-five years.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 05, 2013, 12:44:45 PM
I believe she is all butthurt over not getting something tangible to show for our previous recognition of all her completely-unintended malaprop comedy.


     For crying out loud, we put her on our MONEY. Doesn't she like the DUmpcoin we created?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Maxiest on December 05, 2013, 12:55:38 PM
I believe she is all butthurt over not getting something tangible to show for our previous recognition of all her completely-unintended malaprop comedy.

I would donate to a tangible award to send to the Top DUmmie.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 05, 2013, 12:57:12 PM

     For crying out loud, we put her on our MONEY. Doesn't she like the DUmpcoin we created?

She probably hasn't figured out how to change from Plonk to Bitcoin, most likely from not being able to spell both of them correctly in the same Nadinsearch (Sometimes known as 'Google' by those lacking a proper Mexican education in 'History, Everything, and Stuff').
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2013, 01:05:06 PM
I would donate to a tangible award to send to the Top DUmmie.

Same here.

Perhaps we should start a "wish-a-doo" account or whatever the hell that is to send the "winning" DUmmies their prizes.  :-)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 01:12:20 PM
Teh grate gNads has started her run.
The loud round mound doesn't deserve the honor of anything unless it's the "Cupid Stunt" award.
Since that doesn't exist, she deserves to be stiffed ignored. Totally.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Bad Dog on December 05, 2013, 01:13:46 PM
I would donate to a tangible award to send to the Top DUmmie.

A nice certificate, she could hang it next to her many prestigious journo awards.  I'll chip in a buck.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Dori on December 05, 2013, 01:17:46 PM
Ok, I have a couple years under my belt of translating nadin-speak.  But I have no f'ng clue what she is saying here.

She's talking about the DOTY awards.  She says we are cheap because we don't give out certificates or trophies.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2013, 01:18:52 PM
She's talking about the DOTY awards.  She says we are cheap because we don't give out certificates or trophies.

Here's one for Nadin.

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z195/sparkletags4/import/graphics/Trophies/cup-worlds-biggest-loser.gif)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Pretzel Warrior on December 05, 2013, 01:22:36 PM
Do you think he was referring to this site?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Bad Dog on December 05, 2013, 01:26:24 PM
Do you think he was referring to this site?

Now you're just being paranoid.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: fatboy on December 05, 2013, 01:30:40 PM
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not a star member  nadinbrzezinski (128,123 posts)
6. We prefer not to link to them really

Suffice to say it's not Free Republic, and while some of us laugh, they have done real damage to people here. At least their cyberstalking has not gone to the level others have for me personally.

For example:_______________.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 01:33:11 PM
Do you think he was referring to this site?
Nah, consider how one of them describes it.....
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Dreamer Tatum (8,180 posts)
13. Don't feed them

whatever anyone says gets twisted and obscured and taken out of context.

They're worthless. Ignore them.
As you've noticed, we quote them word for word.  We don't change their original post.
Thennnnn, we ridicule their stupidity.
Therefore, the dreaming tater is referring to someone else.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: wasp69 on December 05, 2013, 01:33:35 PM
Ok, I have a couple years under my belt of translating nadin-speak.  But I have no f'ng clue what she is saying here.

She's won DOTY.  I think the Weeble wants her damn trophy.  
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: b-ONE-b on December 05, 2013, 01:35:18 PM




hahahhaa!!

I must admit I visit DU daily... it can be raining, snowing, cold or rainy and a 10 minute visit there will brighten my day.

The KOOL-AID guzzling BHO fellating idiots truly make me laugh. It's better than SNL back when SNL was good. What I LOVE is when they feel comfortable and let the true primitive come out. I love when they post support for abortion on demand, no limits day 1 or the last day... this one TOOL said that a life begins on it's first breath out of womb.

And regarding their current desire for minimum/liveable wage...

I WISH that Skinner and his DP EarlG would allow a debate section of their forum. I desperately want to shoot down their dream by explaining how a snotnose zitface 20 year old kid can be replaced by a touchscreen ordering panel at McDonalds or an automated burger flipper for that matter. Two lazy half-ass Walmart shelf stockers can be replaced by 1 that "hustles"...

$15 min wage and unemployment in that segment doubles.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 05, 2013, 01:37:17 PM
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That place is 8+ years old. Their reason to exist is gathering dossiers, preparing for the coming war and cleansing the country of liberals, progressives, Marxists and fascist.


Are we supposed to be doing this?  The pamphlet my recruiter gave me before I signed up for this site never once mentioned these tasks.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: DefiantSix on December 05, 2013, 01:42:07 PM
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That place is 8+ years old. Their reason to exist is gathering dossiers, preparing for the coming war and cleansing the country of liberals, progressives, Marxists and fascist.


Are we supposed to be doing this?  The pamphlet my recruiter gave me before I signed up for this site never once mentioned these tasks.

Wait a minute!  :rant: I thought WE were supposed to be the Fascists, according to the agitprop? Does this DUmbshit need another hit of the Kool-Aid or something?

Did you get that in writing?  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2013, 01:46:17 PM
For example:_______________.

We "killed" Andy Stephenson.

Got Walldude fired.

Got Doug Bulla fired.

Kept Omaha Steve (Steve Dawes) from attaining elected office.

Shall I say more?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 01:51:12 PM
We "killed" Andy Stephenson.

Got Walldude fired.

Got Doug Bulla fired.

Kept Omaha Steve (Steve Dawes) from attaining elected office.

Shall I say more?
Weren't we blamed for some bad cabbage or something?  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: wasp69 on December 05, 2013, 01:51:55 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (128,122 posts)
12. DU is over ten years old

That place is 8+ years old. Their reason to exist is gathering dossiers, preparing for the coming war and cleansing the country of liberals, progressives, Marxists and fascist. (Your head should start hurting by now). If there was a more popular site than this, they would go there,that us their raison d'être. It matters little what you post.

If they ever acted their sick fantasy, real people would die.

So no, I don't find it particularly funny. But freedom of speech being what it is, they have a right to their hate site, that is until they act on their intentions.

You can call people whatever you want to call them, if they were targeted for dossier gathering, they will be followed by these sick (bleep) regardless.

My, my....  Would you look at the paranoia?

Nadin, dear, our sole reason for wandering into the fever swamp of the DUmp and quoting you retards is to do the same thing the Chief's Mess did every time you waddled away from a command picnic:

(http://slimber.com/gallery/images2/2/21293/whats-woody-laughing-at.jpg)

(http://www.personal.psu.edu/afr3/blogs/siowfa12/oh.gif)

(http://www.integralhmc.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Laughter-1.jpg)

(http://thesunnygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/laughing_cats-323.jpg)

(http://pearlsofprofundity.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/obama-laughing-2a.jpg)

(http://turklishtefl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Laughing.jpg)

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01679/lead-m_1679122a.jpg)


Get it yet, DUmbass?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 05, 2013, 01:55:50 PM
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Response to GladRagDahl (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 5, 2013, 01:19 PM

nadinbrzezinski (128,123 posts)
12. DU is over ten years old

That place is 8+ years old. Their reason to exist is gathering dossiers, preparing for the coming war and cleansing the country of liberals, progressives, Marxists and fascist. (Your head should start hurting by now). If there was a more popular site than this, they would go there,that us their raison d'être. It matters little what you post.

If they ever acted their sick fantasy, real people would die.

So no, I don't find it particularly funny. But freedom of speech being what it is, they have a right to their hate site, that is until they act on their intentions.

You can call people whatever you want to call them, if they were targeted for dossier gathering, they will be followed by these sick (bleep) regardless.

Take note that there are no quotations or italicized lettering deeming sarcasm on said marked line.  My God Nadzy, you actually hit the target for once, not a bullseye mind you but but a hit. Even though there are a few more names that should be on the list like selective racists, selective sexists, selective homophobes, et al.

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Response to Joel thakkar (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2013, 01:23 PM

Star Member Dreamer Tatum (8,186 posts)
13. Don't feed them

whatever anyone says gets twisted and obscured and taken out of context.

They're worthless. Ignore them.

Dreamer, let me tell you this.  Just when you take 2 steps forward toward being OMC class at the DUmp, you then take one GIANT leap backwards to being a DUche.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Dori on December 05, 2013, 01:56:20 PM
We "killed" Andy Stephenson.

Got Walldude fired.

Got Doug Bulla fired.

Kept Omaha Steve (Steve Dawes) from attaining elected office.

Shall I say more?

What about that woman who was complaining about the guests at that tea garden.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2013, 02:01:19 PM
Weren't we blamed for some bad cabbage or something?  :fuelfire:

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 02:02:26 PM
What about that woman who was complaining about the guests at that tea garden.
CALI!!! Dang, how could we forget that one.  :rotf:  :cheersmate:
The nasty Vermontese customer hater.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 05, 2013, 02:08:00 PM
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Response to Joel thakkar (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2013, 01:11 PM

GladRagDahl (195 posts)
9. Unfortunately

there are a lot of people posting who ARE giving them a lot of fodder. I called a couple of people on stupid comments today, but it's fruitless.

Like what, if I may ask?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 05, 2013, 02:13:06 PM
Oh and um.....   :bigbird: to the ones watching.  (116 guests so far)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 02:14:25 PM
Like what, if I may ask?
I saw a couple of them MMD. He/she did.
The mole probably isn't going to last long.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 05, 2013, 02:24:38 PM
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Response to Joel thakkar (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:12 PM

Star Member JHB (18,825 posts)
26. Mallard Fillmore's pond

Small, stagnant, and featuring characters who don't realize they're acting precisely the way the caricature liberals as acting.
  :wtf2:

What this DUche is saying is "the way the caricature liberals IS acting."

My response:  just like what you are acting right now?!?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Tucker on December 05, 2013, 02:24:58 PM
Ok, I have a couple years under my belt of translating nadin-speak.  But I have no f'ng clue what she is saying here.

You have to translate it using the ancient style of nadese.

It means she won a major award and didn't get a real, physical trophy or certificate.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 05, 2013, 02:28:08 PM
This post is dedicated to Maxiest:

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Response to Joel thakkar (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:21 PM

Star Member Douglas Carpenter (17,456 posts)
27. I found that site and I found this - try to imagine the mentality of someone who thinks like this

Last edited Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:22 PM - Edit history (1)
Just for one minute try to think just how stupid a person would have to be to think this
(http://www.orthodoxytoday.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Obama_Socialists_02_250px.jpg)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Tucker on December 05, 2013, 02:30:23 PM
A nice certificate, she could hang it next to her many prestigious journo awards.  I'll chip in a buck.

I don't know. By several of us only donating a penny to bennyboy's wish-a-do through paypal, he changed the mininum donation amount to 5.00. gNads is certainly worth more than bennyboy.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: beefeater on December 05, 2013, 02:33:40 PM
Quote
nadinbrzezinski (128,120 posts)
1. Hey you might be in for an award this year

On this thread alone.

Those cheap ones have not spent a red cent on a certificate, let alone a proper trophy...don't even dream of the awards winner.

I think Nads has a point there, really should have a Certificate of Achievement printed up and delivered by USPS to their home address.

That might serve to loosen up some bowels.

*prolly have to send Amber's to the Sally if she wins*
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 05, 2013, 02:38:00 PM
do a nadin on the Noob's name  . . . Indian dude from Canada. Nadin is just basking in the attention and shoring up DOTY votes, as if she needs to.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Mike220 on December 05, 2013, 02:41:25 PM
I love when the DUmmys come out of their drug and Cheeto haze and notice us. It always means a fun evening of laughing at them throwing their shit around like monkeys.

HEY DUMMYS! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!

(http://www.troll.me/images/burger-king/watch-your-back-were-coming-for-you.jpg)

*Is the monkey thing racist?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Karin on December 05, 2013, 02:42:05 PM
Quote
Star Member JHB (18,825 posts)
26. Mallard Fillmore's pond

Small, stagnant, and featuring characters who don't realize they're acting precisely the way the caricature liberals as acting.

DUmmie trying to act all smaht.  What the hell does this sentence mean?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 05, 2013, 02:49:30 PM
I still say we should start a drive to purchase the intelectual property rights to the 1954 film "Salt Of The Earth"   :evil:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Freeper on December 05, 2013, 03:08:28 PM
I promise to make a large donation to the human fund in the name of the DOTY.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 05, 2013, 03:12:09 PM
I promise to make a large donation to the human fund in the name of the DOTY.
Donate to the "Buy the Salt Of the Earth Rights Foundation"
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: NHSparky on December 05, 2013, 03:16:17 PM
Oh, the little monkeys sure do get all riled up when they see us looking in their cage, don't they?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Bad Dog on December 05, 2013, 03:27:44 PM
Oh, the little monkeys sure do get all riled up when they see us looking in their cage, don't they?

Gives me a warm feeling thinking of all those monitors splattered with their poop.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 03:29:20 PM
Somebody else tryies to horn in on the newbees ides.

The big bad self described toughboy. (fake)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024138258
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Thu Dec 5, 2013, 04:19 PM
Star Member 11 Bravo (16,260 posts)

Wingnut dispshit website has a new Public Enemy #1. And it's our own ...  

William Rivers Pitt. Heh ... heh ... they call him "Willie".
I find it hilarious that a group of marginally literate fools decided to go after a man who makes his living with his language and his wit.
I mean, we're talking about Mama's-basement-dwelling-twits who, when they click on spell check, receive a message that reads "ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?" And these are the clowns who have targeted an erudite progressive spokesman?
Hang in there, Will. If a man is known by his enemies, you couldn't have chosen a better group of foils.
(And if a few members of the Regressive Septic Tank stumble over here, I'm finally going to have to let you know ... Sarah Palin does NOT want to **** you. The wink? She was winking at your wallet, and the fact that you continue to empty it for her makes you even dumber than she is.)  
Oh my, who could the keyboard warrior be referring to??  :lmao:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 05, 2013, 03:30:52 PM
I love when the DUmmys come out of their drug and Cheeto haze and notice us. It always means a fun evening of laughing at them throwing their shit around like monkeys.

HEY DUMMYS! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!

(http://www.troll.me/images/burger-king/watch-your-back-were-coming-for-you.jpg)

*Is the monkey thing racist?


As I'm sitting here most evenings on the sofa with my wonderful, handsome, intelligent, and loving husband, I will laugh out loud, sometimes uncontrollably.  He's learned that 99% of the time it's because I'm reading here. 

On another topic, with your picture of The Burger King, have you seen the ads for the new sandwich there?  It is called the Big King and it has "king sauce" on it.  No thank you. 

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Bad Dog on December 05, 2013, 03:35:12 PM
The pitstain makes a living writing?  Who Knew.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 05, 2013, 03:38:14 PM
Quote

Response to Joel thakkar (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2013, 04:19 PM

mstinamotorcity2 (673 posts)
31. Really???

Well let me have at it. You RIP's are as dumb as a box of rocks. I take that back rocks got you beat. How STUPID can you Rip's be that your dumb ass don't know you are the 47%????? Anybody that can add one and one and come up with two can see the emperor is NAKED!!! You busy whining about what we do at DU, you need to learn the art of Fact Checking. No, that is not an offer from Bank of America Silly ass people. I see you rethuglicans as the ones that the 1% can actually piss on your head and you believe its raining. You look up to a fat limp dick radio spazz and call him king. You watch a cable entertainment program and call it news. You think that Ann Giraffe-neck Coulter is sexy You let the Beckster sell you Gold and jars of pee and call us Nasty How's that pissy deal working out for you??? You have a Caribou Princess that can't hold nothing. She can't hold a vice presidency, a governorship, book sales, intelligent conversation, or a black ball player. Maybe she can get lessons from the K Crew

yep......   :rotf: exactly
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: NHSparky on December 05, 2013, 03:40:22 PM
The pitstain makes a living writing?  Who Knew.

Well, I wouldn't call it a living.  I wouldn't call it writing, either.

BTW, DUmb****s?  I'm gonna burn one of my moles.  Remember way back when, the time Pittstain was plagiarizing Douglas Adams?  And he was so proud of himself that Michael Moore had cited his shit, right up to the point someone pointed out AT DU that the quote had in fact come from Mr. Adams?

That was ME, ****ers.  But go ahead and TS that mole.  It's a low-post one that I hardly use.  I've got plenty more.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Carl on December 05, 2013, 03:51:55 PM
Quote
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 04:19 PM
Star Member 11 Bravo (16,260 posts)

Wingnut dispshit website has a new Public Enemy #1. And it's our own ... 

William Rivers Pitt. Heh ... heh ... they call him "Willie".
I find it hilarious that a group of marginally literate fools decided to go after a man who makes his living with his language and his wit.
I mean, we're talking about Mama's-basement-dwelling-twits who, when they click on spell check, receive a message that reads "ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?" And these are the clowns who have targeted an erudite progressive spokesman?
Hang in there, Will. If a man is known by his enemies, you couldn't have chosen a better group of foils.
(And if a few members of the Regressive Septic Tank stumble over here, I'm finally going to have to let you know ... Sarah Palin does NOT want to **** you. The wink? She was winking at your wallet, and the fact that you continue to empty it for her makes you even dumber than she is.)   

You can`t post this stuff in the afternoon...Pittstain is passed out drunk by 11:00 am.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2013, 04:10:59 PM
Quote
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 04:19 PM
Star Member 11 Bravo (16,260 posts)

Wingnut dispshit website has a new Public Enemy #1. And it's our own ... 

William Rivers Pitt. Heh ... heh ... they call him "Willie".
I find it hilarious that a group of marginally literate fools decided to go after a man who makes his living with his language and his wit.
Surely even DUmmy numbersBoo realizes the drunken, unemployable Pitt has never earned a dime from his writing.

His "books" were vanity projects financed entirely by his mother, DUmmy Raven. They never made a penny.

His TruthOut blog is financed entirely by DUmmy Raven. It has never made a penny.

His drain on DUmmy Raven's inherited resources became so severe she finally forced him to relocate from Boston to the wilds of New Hampshire.

numbersBoo has a hard on for this site because people here revealed the lies he spread at the DUmp about his alleged military service. He's as phony as TomInTib.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Bad Dog on December 05, 2013, 04:18:37 PM
He's as phony as TomInTib.

I object, nobody is as phony as hollis.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 05, 2013, 04:24:12 PM
Quote
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 04:19 PM
Star Member 11 Bravo (16,260 posts)

Wingnut dispshit website has a new Public Enemy #1. And it's our own ... 

William Rivers Pitt. Heh ... heh ... they call him "Willie".
I find it hilarious that a group of marginally literate fools decided to go after a man who makes his living with his language and his wit.
I mean, we're talking about Mama's-basement-dwelling-twits who, when they click on spell check, receive a message that reads "ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?" And these are the clowns who have targeted an erudite progressive spokesman?
Hang in there, Will. If a man is known by his enemies, you couldn't have chosen a better group of foils.
(And if a few members of the Regressive Septic Tank stumble over here, I'm finally going to have to let you know ... Sarah Palin does NOT want to **** you. The wink? She was winking at your wallet, and the fact that you continue to empty it for her makes you even dumber than she is.)   

That one's hilarious, and about as far off in the weeds as you would expect from 11BooBoo.  As far as the Pittstain goes, his best attempts to live by wit have been exactly 50% successful, in that he has proven to be a half-wit.  The DUmmie's post is particularly amusing when you consider the fact that the Pittstain's actual sustenance comes from a trust fund left by a far more industrious and successful ancestor. 
Title: Re: Re: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: txradioguy on December 05, 2013, 04:28:00 PM
Nadin explains our master plan.  :-)

If there was ever any doubt that she's a freaking lunatic...
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2013, 04:36:14 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (128,121 posts)

they have done real damage to people here. At least their cyberstalking has not gone to the level others have. 

I don't think she's giving coach credit for whacking dear Andy.

Of course, when he hunted down the round red sodomite he chronicled the chase at Crazy JimRob's place.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: franksolich on December 05, 2013, 04:38:27 PM
I don't think she's giving coach credit for whacking dear Andy.

Of course, when he hunted down the round red sodomite he chronicled the chase at Crazy JimRob's place.

Ah, good times, good times.....
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Bad Dog on December 05, 2013, 04:43:17 PM
I find it sad that there is no mention of poor doug.  Brought low by our evil machinations.  Coach was right, they forgot about him within hours.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Billiam Pitts on December 05, 2013, 04:43:43 PM
Nadin explains our master plan.  :-)


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nadinbrzezinski (128,125 posts)
12. DU is over ten years old

That place is 8+ years old. Their reason to exist is gathering dossiers...

We don't call them dossiers, we call them Freedom Folders.  :-)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: USA4ME on December 05, 2013, 04:47:31 PM
Quote from:
Autumn

37. Locking, this does not meet the SOP for GD
 
Discuss politics, issues, and current events. No posts about Israel/Palestine, religion, guns, showbiz, or sports unless there is really big news. No conspiracy theories. No whining about DU.

Well that took long enough.

Look primitives, ignore we are here, just go about saying the stupid things you do, and we'll point and laugh at you. When the time comes, we'll kill you. It's been this way since the beginning of time. Don't try and interfere with a good thing.

.
Title: Re: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: txradioguy on December 05, 2013, 04:49:08 PM
11 Boo...shut the fu*k up you Stolen Valor POS
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 05, 2013, 04:49:38 PM
Quote from: Know-it-all Nadin
Those cheap ones have not spent a red cent on a certificate, let alone a proper trophy...don't even dream of the awards winner.

Nadin, Nadin, Nadin. . . . This whining does not become you. Really.

Look, the annual DOTY Awards ceremony did start out as a modest affair, true:

(http://www.lawtondolls.com/assets/images/DOTY_Award1.jpg)

But over time it has grown significantly, to the lavish blow-out soirée it is today:

(http://www.goauto.com.au/mellor/mellor.nsf/story2/A61F419E51D5CCB7CA2579AD003D6E1E/$file/VW_DOTY_top.jpg)

And the prizes have grown accordingly. This year, for example, the winner will be awarded the much-coveted DOTY Belt, which he or she will be able to wear proudly all year.

(http://www.dotybelt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/logo-white-300x138.png)

What a grand moment it will be when the judges place the DOTY Belt around your waist (and nether regions), snugly strapping you in:

(http://www.rescueresponse.com/store/media/Doty_Belt_Wall_Unit_DBWU_400.jpg)

And of course, the DOTY Belt will be adorned with the eye-catching "Team DOTY" Belt Buckle:

(http://rlv.zcache.com/team_doty_belt_buckle-r2f9b7204ceb3467db1a800a375dbced2_fel7u_8byvr_512.jpg)

But wait! That's not all! This year the winner of DOTY 2013 will be whisked away to the fun-and-sun capital of the Midwest--that's right, the fabulous Nebraska Sandhills--for an exciting week-long vacation, all-expenses paid, hosted by our own franksolich! (The runner-up will have to go for two weeks.)

(http://blackpearlsims.com/jonesi/doty13/BANNER1.png)

So don't think we're doing this thing on the cheap. No, no. We're pulling out all the stops.

But you better put the medal to the petal, Nadin, if you think you've got a shot for DUmmie Of The Year this year. You can't just rest on your florals. IMO, Bulna has a huge lead at this point. Get with it, sister!
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: franksolich on December 05, 2013, 04:52:13 PM

Good one, Charles; that's awesome.

Can anyone devise an award that can be posted, and the winning primitive can simply print it off, for framing?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Dori on December 05, 2013, 04:54:13 PM

Good one, Charles; that's awesome.

Can anyone devise an award that can be posted, and the winning primitive can simply print it off, for framing?

Where is the bookmaker?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 04:58:34 PM
That whole kerfunkle looked like DUmmie FUnnies material.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: franksolich on December 05, 2013, 04:58:51 PM
Where is the bookmaker?

That's GOPCongress.

But it seems to me the background, faintly, should be this:

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/skinssisland.jpg)

because that's been the image of Skins's island for years and years and years, suggesting some sort of malevolent miasma shrouding an isolated island.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: BattleHymn on December 05, 2013, 04:59:25 PM


What a grand moment it will be when the judges place the DOTY Belt around your waist (and nether regions), snugly strapping you in:


Hilarious post, Charles, but I may have found a flaw:  Assuming nads wins the 2013 DOTY, where are you going to find a belt big enough to go all the way around her tremendous girth?  
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: NHSparky on December 05, 2013, 05:04:04 PM
Poor Nads...she doesn't know how much she has put her (and her husband) out there.

And the fast attack community is notoriously small.  Six degrees of separation?  Pfft.  Try 2-3, tops.  And the stories I've heard about Tom Abbott are, shall we say, interesting.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 05, 2013, 05:06:32 PM
Hilarious post, Charles, but I may have found a flaw:  Assuming nads wins the 2013 DOTY, where are you going to find a belt big enough to go all the way around her tremendous girth?  

(http://www.dotybelt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/doty-belt-red1.png)

Doty Belt Large

$169.95

The Large model has six handles around the belt and will expand up to 80” in circumference.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: BadCat on December 05, 2013, 05:07:31 PM
Poor Nads...she doesn't know how much she has put her (and her husband) out there.

And the fast attack community is notoriously small.  Six degrees of separation?  Pfft.  Try 2-3, tops.  And the stories I've heard about Tom Abbott are, shall we say, interesting.

Well, the ones about his love of bestiality are obviously true.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 05:08:25 PM
(http://www.dotybelt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/doty-belt-red1.png)

Doty Belt Large

$169.95

The Large model has six handles around the belt and will expand up to 80” in circumference.

Looks like Kevlar, too.  :)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: BattleHymn on December 05, 2013, 05:09:54 PM
(http://www.dotybelt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/doty-belt-red1.png)

Doty Belt Large

$169.95

The Large model has six handles around the belt and will expand up to 80” in circumference.



What are the handles and metal rings for?







On second though, I don't want to know.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 05, 2013, 05:13:48 PM

What are the handles and metal rings for?



On second though, I don't want to know.



     Pab suggested those, so use your imagination.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: wasp69 on December 05, 2013, 05:32:54 PM
I see a whole lot of shit talking badasses, hiding behind $kinner's apron...   
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: ChuckJ on December 05, 2013, 06:05:00 PM

Good one, Charles; that's awesome.

Can anyone devise an award that can be posted, and the winning primitive can simply print it off, for framing?

I actually made one a couple of years ago but never posted it. I may still have it on my hard drive somewhere.


Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2013, 06:10:55 PM
nadin's circumference is only gargantuan in comparison to her height.

It isn't in the same ballpark with the LVL or the grotesque parent-killer Bennyboy.

Think of the Lollipop Guild spokesman.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: rabbitsfoot8 on December 05, 2013, 06:26:15 PM
This is so funny.  I have been reading and laughing at the DU for years now. Today I read this thread in there forum and now found this site.  THANKS DU!  I am a freeper (youngblackrepublican) for years.  I have now found another conservative site...beautiful.


Hi guys....I'm one of the eleven black guys who didn't vote for Obama
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: rabbitsfoot8 on December 05, 2013, 06:33:17 PM
"I must admit I visit DU daily... it can be raining, snowing, cold or rainy and a 10 minute visit there will brighten my day."

That's exactly how I feel.  I visit them for laughs.  Sometimes I'm literally crying laughing at their posts and logic.  I just never knew there was a entire site dedicated to my love for laughing at them...awesome.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Dori on December 05, 2013, 06:36:11 PM
This is so funny.  I have been reading and laughing at the DU for years now. Today I read this thread in there forum and now found this site.  THANKS DU!  I am a freeper (youngblackrepublican) for years.  I have now found another conservative site...beautiful.


Hi guys....I'm one of the eleven black guys who didn't vote for Obama

Welcome

Do you know civil rights history?

This is a guy from DU on another thread

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93009.msg1164923.html#msg1164923
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: wasp69 on December 05, 2013, 06:36:54 PM
And the fast attack community is notoriously small.  Six degrees of separation?  Pfft.  Try 2-3, tops.  And the stories I've heard about Tom Abbott are, shall we say, interesting.

No shit?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: fatboy on December 05, 2013, 06:37:49 PM
Quote
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 04:19 PM
Star Member 11 Bravo (16,260 posts)

Wingnut dispshit website has a new Public Enemy #1. And it's our own ... 

William Rivers Pitt. Heh ... heh ... they call him "Willie".
I find it hilarious that a group of marginally literate fools decided to go after a man who makes his living with his language and his wit.
I mean, we're talking about Mama's-basement-dwelling-twits who, when they click on spell check, receive a message that reads "ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?" And these are the clowns who have targeted an erudite progressive spokesman?
Hang in there, Will. If a man is known by his enemies, you couldn't have chosen a better group of foils.

I'm just finishing up on a college level English Composition class that I'm taking for personal enrichment. It is not an overstatement to say that the pitster doesn't write at even a good high school level. There are rules for composition which he seems to be unaware of. My professor would laugh at any one of his compositions. That doesn't mean that he would disagree with his message, but he would hand back any of his work marked with a R (redo). Short posts on an internet chat board are one thing but Pitts essay writing reprinted on DU for our amusement simply sucks from a literary perspective.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 05, 2013, 06:42:42 PM
Welcome

Do you know civil rights history?

This is a guy from DU on another thread

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93009.msg1164923.html#msg1164923
Oh my, do we have another mouse to play with?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: rabbitsfoot8 on December 05, 2013, 06:45:01 PM
"You idiots and your antecedents foughta against civil rights for African Americans, equal rights for women, voting rights for both of those groups, and social safety net such as social security.  Always, you are on the wrong side of history."

There are about 27 things wrong with the factual history of these sentences...so really I'm at a loss as to where to begin. 
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Tucker on December 05, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
"I must admit I visit DU daily... it can be raining, snowing, cold or rainy and a 10 minute visit there will brighten my day."

That's exactly how I feel.  I visit them for laughs.  Sometimes I'm literally crying laughing at their posts and logic.  I just never knew there was a entire site dedicated to my love for laughing at them...awesome.

Welcome.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 05, 2013, 06:54:57 PM
"You idiots and your antecedents foughta against civil rights for African Americans, equal rights for women, voting rights for both of those groups, and social safety net such as social security.  Always, you are on the wrong side of history."

There are about 27 things wrong with the factual history of these sentences...so really I'm at a loss as to where to begin. 

Just begin at the beginning probie.

You will either stand or fall on your own two feet. But after it's all said and done isn't that what matters?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 05, 2013, 07:17:16 PM
That primitive has it right.

If a primitive doesn't like being quoted in the DUmpster, there's an easy way to avoid it.

Just don't say anything stupid, and the DUmpster isn't interested.

That's all there is to it; just don't say anything stupid.

DUmmies are what they are, DUmmies.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: NHSparky on December 05, 2013, 07:23:52 PM
Oh my, do we have another mouse to play with?

Easy, Tiger.  It's all good.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 05, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
Thanks for the laughs, Charles! 

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Big Dog on December 05, 2013, 08:50:05 PM
I believe she is all butthurt over not getting something tangible to show for our previous recognition of all her completely-unintended malaprop comedy.

It's her own damn fault.

We have a storeroom full of unclaimed trophies with her name on them at CCHQ.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 05, 2013, 10:29:26 PM
This is so funny.  I have been reading and laughing at the DU for years now. Today I read this thread in there forum and now found this site.  THANKS DU!  I am a freeper (youngblackrepublican) for years.  I have now found another conservative site...beautiful.


Hi guys....I'm one of the eleven black guys who didn't vote for Obama

Hi. Welcome to CC.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Airwolf on December 06, 2013, 12:25:41 AM
Hey 11bumranger. If you hadn't lied about your service and when you served then no one would have said jack. Especailly me who served in one of the units whose history you claimed to be a part of and couldn't get it right. Kind of hard to be in Vietnam before you go to Basic Training. Also if I am not mistaken Your hero Wee Willy Pitt has some questionable taste regarding who he hangs out with. Meaning a certain person convicted of trying to  have sex with and underage girl and goes by the name Scott Ritter.

http://www.wnd.com/2010/01/121964/

A former chief U.N. weapons inspector and outspoken critic of President George W. Bush has been caught in yet another sex scandal with a person he believed was a teenage girl, according to news reports.

Scott Ritter of Delmar, N.Y., who served as chief U.N. weapons inspector in Iraq from 1991-98 and stated that President Bush should be impeached for his Iraq policy, is accused of having sexual conversations and performing sexual acts on a Web camera in front of a police officer posing as a 15-year-old girl.

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2010/01/121964/#2RioVxwDOPd3o6dz.99
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 06, 2013, 03:22:29 AM
Hi. Welcome to CC.  :cheersmate:

I'm a lil leery over this one too.  "One of 11 black guys who didn't vote for Obama"????
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 06, 2013, 09:55:58 AM
I'm a lil leery over this one too.  "One of 11 black guys who didn't vote for Obama"????

Give the guy a chance.  We aren't DU, where the OCD/Fabulous/Feminazi faction of the Communist Party looks for anything to attack as soon as any under-1000 poster steps on its lawn.  If he's here to mole or troll, it'll be clear soon enough.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: GOP Congress on December 06, 2013, 11:23:19 AM
Nadin, as usual, doesn't even nadin her own comments.

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Those cheap ones have not spent a red cent on a certificate, let alone a proper trophy...don't even dream of the awards winner.

In fact, here it is...

(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Trophy_zps5ff7c0c5.jpg)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 06, 2013, 12:47:00 PM
For some reason, they decided to unlock the thread.

 :popcorn:

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Autumn (13,980 posts)
37. It's is host consensus this should be unlocked.

Last edited Fri Dec 6, 2013, 11:26 AM - Edit history (1)

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grantcart (40,667 posts)
38. You know the really odd thing about them? They spend more time here and have


a higher awareness of particular poster's history than almost everybody who actually posts here.


The time that they invest in it is rather spectacular.


I try to remember to visit once a year to see who has bothered them the most in their annual competition, but where they were once moderately witty they have since become painfully tedious.

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Coyotl (9,097 posts)
39. An academic I know analyzed political forum postings for IQ level of the writing.

They scored almost 30 points below DU, one of the lowest on the web.

Um, sure someone did.  :whatever:

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Laelth (17,850 posts)
41. I'd like to see that study. n/t

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Pretzel_Warrior (5,512 posts)
40. Kick: their low-intellect obsession with DU is sad

And sometimes funny. Sad little band of characters.

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hrmjustin (24,187 posts)
45. Conservative Cave members wait around for their favorites to post

Last edited Fri Dec 6, 2013, 12:27 PM - Edit history (1)

something here. That is sad.

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MissMillie (27,327 posts)
47. Don't reward them w/ a bunch of hits to their website

I mean, seriously.... who cares what they think?

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Orsino (26,623 posts)
48. Where the hell else are they going to find facts?

Be nice, folks. Reading things from outside the bubble is a good first step toward responsible citizenship.

They are not our enemies so much as they are fellow victims.

Facts and DU are like Superman & kryptonite.

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Hekate (23,577 posts)
49. In spelunking for my own name, I found out I'm blasphemous....


A year or so ago one of these DU threads intrigued me enough to go spelunking and search for my own name. Turns out I'm blasphemous.

While the characterization did make me genuinely laugh out loud, their obsessive stalking of DU is unbelievably creepy. Don't any of them have lives of their own? What would Sigmund Freud say? And the fact that some of them have made a point of amassing "dossiers" on individual DUers actually makes them dangerous -- truly, as some here have been harmed in real life.

In a way, I'm surprised this thread is still open. DU used to make a point of not mentioning them by name, in order to deny them hits on the google. But you have to admit that batting trolls around can be fun.
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing

Who are you?  :???:  :???:  :???:

Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 12:54:55 PM
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Laelth (17,850 posts)
41. I'd like to see that study. n/t
We would, too.

Still waiting.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2013, 12:58:01 PM
Ah, but who cares what the PonP (primitives of no prominence) say about us?

<<<much more interested in what the PoP (primitives of prominence) say about us.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 06, 2013, 12:58:36 PM
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Coyotl (9,097 posts)
44. They troll over here and post stuff, then post stuff over there about what the troll posted here.

Last edited Fri Dec 6, 2013, 12:35 PM - Edit history (2)

It gives them something to do, which is a good thing.
Plus, we get to see just how lame they are.

I troll over there and have already posted on the tread about this thread. No one even suspects me of being a troll, and I've been registered over there for a long time now. I just dumb down my writing a lot and use typos to hide my true intelligence.

See if you can tell who posted their post in this thread over there. Hint, low IQ and low post count here.

 :not:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 06, 2013, 01:01:00 PM
:not:

Oh I'm sorry, Ralph.  That was one of my DUche names.   :naughty:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 06, 2013, 01:02:24 PM
Oh I'm sorry, Ralph.  That was one of my DUche names.   :naughty:

Sure!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 06, 2013, 01:04:04 PM
Quote

Response to Orsino (Reply #48)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 01:38 PM

Star Member Laelth (17,850 posts)
50. Hear, hear!

I have always taken that approach with them. They banned me anyway.



-Laelth

:wtf2:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 01:13:53 PM
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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #6)
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 12:54 PM

Coyotl (9,097 posts)

46. An easy way to find them is to search for "nadinbrzezinski"

They have a Nadin obsession over there 
:lmao: :rotf:
Now, little yodel-dog, tell us why.
I'll bet the mutt knows why.  S/h/it's just afraid to call Teh gNads on her BS, thus, hasn't been plonked.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2013, 01:21:28 PM
:lmao: :rotf:
Now, little yodel-dog, tell us why.
I'll bet the mutt knows why.  S/h/it's just afraid to call Teh gNads on her BS, thus, hasn't been plonked.


Well, they could also nadin the real name of the brain-damaged primitive.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: wasp69 on December 06, 2013, 01:51:42 PM
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Coyotl (9,097 posts)
39. An academic I know analyzed political forum postings for IQ level of the writing.

They scored almost 30 points below DU, one of the lowest on the web.

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Laelth (17,850 posts)
41. I'd like to see that study. n/t

Wouldn't we all, Alan, wouldn't we all....

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Orsino (26,623 posts)
48. Where the hell else are they going to find facts?

Be nice, folks. Reading things from outside the bubble is a good first step toward responsible citizenship.

They are not our enemies so much as they are fellow victims.

Spoken from $kinner's echo chamber.  Let's savor the irony like a fine wine, shall we?

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Response to Orsino (Reply #48)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 01:38 PM

Star Member Laelth (17,850 posts)
50. Hear, hear!

I have always taken that approach with them. They banned me anyway.

-Laelth

We don't mind guests, even the ones that crawl from the sewer, as long as they don't shit on the table and drag their asses across the carpet.  You came in here and acted like a punk, Alan, and were thusly shown the door.

One would think a juris doctorate from Georgia would have better manners that normally come with a Deep South upbringing.

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Hekate (23,577 posts)
49.

While the characterization did make me genuinely laugh out loud, their obsessive stalking of DU is unbelievably creepy. Don't any of them have lives of their own? What would Sigmund Freud say? And the fact that some of them have made a point of amassing "dossiers" on individual DUers actually makes them dangerous -- truly, as some here have been harmed in real life.

In a way, I'm surprised this thread is still open. DU used to make a point of not mentioning them by name, in order to deny them hits on the google. But you have to admit that batting trolls around can be fun.

I love you paranoid freaks, I really do.  I know it's been stated many times, but none of us really give enough of a shit about any of you other than to point and laugh.  However, if you're stupid enough to brag on an open forum about how you've sabotaged your employer, well, you get what you deserve.

I do agree that batting trolls around is fun; ask pedophile pretzel warrior how that is going.   :lmao:

I would like to point out that if you have trolls on your site, your MIRT Thoughtcrime Squad is not doing their job.

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Coyotl (9,097 posts)
44.

I troll over there and have already posted on the tread about this thread. No one even suspects me of being a troll, and I've been registered over there for a long time now. I just dumb down my writing a lot and use typos to hide my true intelligence.

See if you can tell who posted their post in this thread over there. Hint, low IQ and low post count here.

No, DUmmie, you don't.  Trolling is easy, moling is an art.  ;)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: wasp69 on December 06, 2013, 02:00:55 PM
I'm just finishing up on a college level English Composition class that I'm taking for personal enrichment. It is not an overstatement to say that the pitster doesn't write at even a good high school level. There are rules for composition which he seems to be unaware of. My professor would laugh at any one of his compositions. That doesn't mean that he would disagree with his message, but he would hand back any of his work marked with a R (redo). Short posts on an internet chat board are one thing but Pitts essay writing reprinted on DU for our amusement simply sucks from a literary perspective.

I'm curious:  What success have you achieved in your English Composition "enrichment"?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Chris_ on December 06, 2013, 02:08:17 PM
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I have always taken that approach with them. They banned me anyway.
You're full of shit.

I'll let Laelth's words speak for themselves.
I suppose, if conservatives had their way, we'd could go back to factories filled with child laborers.  Conservatives might even want to bring back slavery.

-Laelth
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 06, 2013, 04:28:22 PM
I'm just finishing up on a college level English Composition class that I'm taking for personal enrichment. It is not an overstatement to say that the pitster doesn't write at even a good high school level. There are rules for composition which he seems to be unaware of of which he seems to be unaware. My professor would laugh at any one of his compositions. That doesn't mean that he would disagree with his message, but he would hand back any of his work marked with a R (redo). Short posts on an internet chat board are one thing but Pitts essay writing reprinted on DU for our amusement simply sucks from a literary perspective.

 :tongue:

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Bad Dog on December 06, 2013, 04:32:31 PM
You're full of shit.

I'll let Laelth's words speak for themselves.

Are you calling Lilith a liar?  Me too.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: BattleHymn on December 06, 2013, 04:42:06 PM
:tongue:

 :rotf:

Well, now I know which user to PM all of my papers to before I turn them in.   :hammer: :rotf:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Tucker on December 06, 2013, 05:12:06 PM
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Hekate (23,577 posts)
49. In spelunking for my own name, I found out I'm blasphemous....


A year or so ago one of these DU threads intrigued me enough to go spelunking and search for my own name. Turns out I'm blasphemous.

This post intrigued me so I went and did a search to see just how prominent you have been in the past.

Out of all of the posting made, you are mentioned in less that 2 pages. In none of those threads were you the primary topic but just another DUmmy posting in the campfire of our primary target. In other words, just a obscure DUmbass that most people just skimmed over.

As to us calling you blasphemous, I can't find any reference to that. Looks like you're just another lying DUmbshit.

Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2013, 05:17:06 PM
This post intrigued me so I went and did a search to see just how prominent you have been in the past.

Out of all of the posting made, you are mentioned in less that 2 pages. In none of those threads were you the primary topic but just another DUmmy posting in the campfire of our primary target. In other words, just a obscure DUmbass that most people just skimmed over.

As to us calling you blasphemous, I can't find any reference to that. Looks like you're just another lying DUmbshit.

Yeah, there's a lot of lying at that campfire.

I notice no PoP (primitives of prominence) have showed up yet; they're all PonP (primitives of no prominence).
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
Post by: wasp69 on December 06, 2013, 05:26:11 PM
:tongue:

 :rotf:

Another punkass DUmmie troll, DA, thinking itself clever amongst the unwashed heathens.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: obumazombie on December 06, 2013, 05:29:05 PM
How in the EFF did this thread get to 9 pages before I get a word in edgewise ?
I'm speechless.
Give me a minute, I may be verklempt.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 06, 2013, 05:31:26 PM
How in the EFF did this thread get to 9 pages before I get a word in edgewise ?
I'm speechless.
Give me a minute, I may be verklempt.

I dunno...

...cuz you're a chatty little guy.


 :tongue:

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: obumazombie on December 06, 2013, 05:35:05 PM
I dunno...

...cuz you're a chatty little guy.


 :tongue:

 :cheersmate:

I had to read all 9 pages before becoming speechless.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Tucker on December 06, 2013, 05:37:42 PM
How in the EFF did this thread get to 9 pages before I get a word in edgewise ?
I'm speechless.
Give me a minute, I may be verklempt.

Over at the DUmp stirring up shit, most likely and not paying attention.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 06, 2013, 05:37:59 PM
I had to read all 9 pages before becoming speechless.

Or almost speechless, anyway...

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2013, 05:38:42 PM
Well, with 2,026 primitive views, it's got only 53 primitive responses, which is an abysmally low ratio.

One wonders why so many primitives are being mum.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 05:39:33 PM
Over at the DUmp stirring up shit, most likely and not paying attention.
It's a gem all right.
Playing with the DUmp troll is a hoot.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: obumazombie on December 06, 2013, 05:40:43 PM
Over at the DUmp stirring up shit, most likely and not paying attention.
Hmmm !
Or should I say harumph ?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: redwhit on December 06, 2013, 06:17:50 PM
I had to read all 9 pages before becoming speechless.

Just change the number of posts per page to 40 and you'll only have to read 3 pages before speechlessness.

 O-)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Bad Dog on December 06, 2013, 06:22:14 PM
Hmmm !
Or should I say harumph ?
 

I was waiting for a harrumph from you.  Don't make me wait again.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 06:29:38 PM
I wish the DUmp troll would hurry up and come back.
All this harrumphing, is getting on my nerves.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2013, 07:25:23 PM
Finally, a PoP shows up:

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William769 (35,420 posts)    Fri Dec 6, 2013, 06:51 PM

54. If they worried a little less about us & a little more about what their ideals are doing to this

Country, they would be shitting a lot less in their pants.

But since the shit heads are not going to do that, I'm willing to help them out.

after which a silly coupon for Depends

Sorry, Wills, but we're rather more worried about what primitive ideals are doing to this country.

And then we got this, from one of the lumpenunterprimitiven:

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Brigid (12,645 posts)    Fri Dec 6, 2013, 08:06 PM

57. I wonder what they think of the protest songs . . .

I've been posting tonight.

Sorry, frigid sweetheart, but we don't know you; you're not a PoP.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 08:18:31 PM
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Brigid (12,645 posts)    Fri Dec 6, 2013, 08:06 PM

57. I wonder what they think of the protest songs . . .

I've been posting tonight.
Nothing. Heard one, you've heard them all. Same thing over and over.
You really want to know what we think? "DUde, get some new material".
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Purple Sage on December 06, 2013, 08:32:57 PM
Comedy gold!  I may have to bump their thread a bit.  ;)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Airwolf on December 07, 2013, 01:49:00 AM
To any DUmmy that's lurking here you should know one thing. If I gave more then one shit about your low IQ, short yellow bus riding opinions I'd give you a box of crayons to write it down on some blank paper so we can make paper airplanes out of them.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: franksolich on December 07, 2013, 05:55:32 AM
The campfire has 2,222 primitive views, but only 58 primitive comments.

One wonders--again--why primitives, especially PoP, aren't commenting.

Their usual and normal cowardice, one reasonably supposes.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 07, 2013, 07:10:53 AM
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William769 (35,420 posts)    Fri Dec 6, 2013, 06:51 PM

54. If they worried a little less about us

Get it through you frickin skull, numbnutz.  We don't worry about you, we laugh at you.  Stupidity has a sophisticated humor that all normal people find hilarious.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: franksolich on December 07, 2013, 07:20:56 AM
Get it through you frickin skull, numbnutz.  We don't worry about you, we laugh at you.  Stupidity has a sophisticated humor that all normal people find hilarious.

Chris_ has a quote--I copied it, but can't find it now--about how somebody in the news business, every time something big happens, he rushes over to Skins's island to see what the lunatic fringe is saying about it, for laughs.

I cannot figure out why the primitives don't understand--the primitives are not "normal," the primitives are not competent, the primitives are not intellectually-gifted, the primitives are not healthy.  Everybody but the primitives seems to know this.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Chris_ on December 07, 2013, 10:33:26 AM
Chris_ has a quote--I copied it, but can't find it now--about how somebody in the news business, every time something big happens, he rushes over to Skins's island to see what the lunatic fringe is saying about it, for laughs.

I cannot figure out why the primitives don't understand--the primitives are not "normal," the primitives are not competent, the primitives are not intellectually-gifted, the primitives are not healthy.  Everybody but the primitives seems to know this.
That was the introduction to IMAO's Universal Democratic Underground thread: http://www.imao.us/archives/001215.html

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I don't think there is a single blog out there I read that hasn't at least once linked to Democratic Underground's Forum. The place is like a train wreck of human thought; you just can't help but gawk at their twisted logic and wild-eyed conspiracy theories. I've even ended up becoming addicted to the site; anytime there is breaking news, I think, "I wonder what the nuts are saying about this," and head straight for DU. It's like a daily freak show. Yet, I've begun to tire of it, and I realized why. In the end, it's really just the same thing over and over. After careful analysis (two minutes thought), I think I broke down all the variance of opinion you'll ever see on DU and put into one imitated thread. They will often go on longer than this, but then it's a lot of the same posts being made over and over by other people.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 07, 2013, 10:45:23 AM
The campfire has 2,222 primitive views, but only 58 primitive comments.

One wonders--again--why primitives, especially PoP, aren't commenting.

Their usual and normal cowardice, one reasonably supposes.

Moles aren't trying hard enough.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 07, 2013, 10:46:22 AM
That was the introduction to IMAO's Universal Democratic Underground thread: http://www.imao.us/archives/001215.html


That is an excellent description of the DUmp.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Karin on December 07, 2013, 11:00:07 AM
Yes, especially this part:

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but then it's a lot of the same posts being made over and over by other people.

That aggravates me about the DUmmies; that they won't read what their fellow travelers write first.


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William769 (35,420 posts)    Fri Dec 6, 2013, 06:51 PM

54. If they worried a little less about us & a little more about what their ideals are doing to this

Country, they would be shitting a lot less in their pants.

Aside from that being extremely disgusting, I see no such thing here.  We're calm as cucumbers.  It's you people whose preezy's world is coming apart all over him.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 07, 2013, 11:08:46 AM
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William769 (35,420 posts)   
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 06:51 PM

54. If they worried a little less about us

Our worry is sort of like how people in the 70s worried about Benny Hill.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 11:10:34 AM

That aggravates me about the DUmmies; that they won't read what their fellow travelers write first.


I would like to point out that hardly ever happens over here.  I've noticed everyone over here is considerate about what someone else has posted.  If someone does post the same thing, it's not intentional.  I think the primitives betray how much they value their fellow primitives when they do this.  

The other thing that happens over there is they will produce 30 threads on the same topic, rather than commenting on one that has already been started.  If that happens over here, it's also purely by accident.

Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: obumazombie on December 07, 2013, 11:13:05 AM
I would like to point out that hardly ever happens over here.  I've noticed everyone over here is considerate about what someone else has posted.  If someone does post the same thing, it's not intentional.  I think the primitives betray how much they value their fellow primitives when they do this.  

The other thing that happens over there is they will produce 30 threads on the same topic, rather than commenting on one that has already been started.  If that happens over here, it's also purely by accident.


Are you saying the Dummies are undisciplined little inconsiderate pigs ?
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 07, 2013, 11:15:55 AM
The difference between us and them, we can smell bullshit from 100 miles away easily.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: franksolich on December 07, 2013, 11:16:14 AM
Are you saying the Dummies are undisciplined little inconsiderate pigs ?

Well, they are.

Each one has to be the lighter of a campfire, never a commenter at a campfire.

Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Maxiest on December 07, 2013, 11:18:17 AM
I would like to point out that hardly ever happens over here.  I've noticed everyone over here is considerate about what someone else has posted.  If someone does post the same thing, it's not intentional.  I think the primitives betray how much they value their fellow primitives when they do this.  

The other thing that happens over there is they will produce 30 threads on the same topic, rather than commenting on one that has already been started.  If that happens over here, it's also purely by accident.



I have always noticed that, and never seen a forum of any size that allows it like they do over there.  30 Threads is low if it's popular.  The Trayvon thing... OMG 100's of threads pretty much about the same exact thing making the same exact point.  I mean over here you will have a couple threads on a particular topic discussing different things.  Although as you said it's mostly all kept in one place.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: franksolich on December 07, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
I have always noticed that, and never seen a forum of any size that allows it like they do over there.  30 Threads is low if it's popular.  The Trayvon thing... OMG 100's of threads pretty much about the same exact thing making the same exact point.  I mean over here you will have a couple threads on a particular topic discussing different things.  Although as you said it's mostly all kept in one place.

We try.  The difference between us and them is that we don't involve our egos; the message is more important than we are.  And so generally, if someone else has already started a topic, we tend to just comment at that, rather than starting another thread on the same topic.

It's common courtesy.  We have it, the primitives don't.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: wasp69 on December 07, 2013, 12:22:52 PM
I have always noticed that, and never seen a forum of any size that allows it like they do over there.  30 Threads is low if it's popular.  The Trayvon thing... OMG 100's of threads pretty much about the same exact thing making the same exact point.  I mean over here you will have a couple threads on a particular topic discussing different things.  Although as you said it's mostly all kept in one place.

To a lib, their own words are the most profound utterances ever spoken.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Big Dog on December 07, 2013, 03:10:09 PM
Our worry is sort of like how people in the 70s worried about Benny Hill.

That gives me an idea.

I nominate Yakety Sax as the official DUmp theme song.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno[/youtube]

Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: DefiantSix on December 07, 2013, 03:21:07 PM
That gives me an idea.

I nominate Yakety Sax as the official DUmp theme song.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno[/youtube]



Seconded.  All in favor?  :II: :thumbs: :bravo: :pickme: :stupid: :koolaid:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Tucker on December 07, 2013, 05:37:17 PM
Our worry is sort of like how people in the 70s worried about Benny Hill.

Benny Hill was cool. I liked the old man as well.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 07, 2013, 05:56:11 PM
The first time I was ever in Nashville, I saw Boots Randolph perform at his place in Printers Alley.

He must have played that tune a million times during his career.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: obumazombie on January 03, 2014, 08:42:07 AM
To a lib, their own words are the most profound utterances ever spoken.

That was quite profound. Profundity is the soul of  brevity. Brevity is the soul of wit !
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: wasp69 on January 03, 2014, 09:29:13 AM
That was quite profound. Profundity is the soul of  brevity. Brevity is the soul of wit !

There have been many words to describe me, profound normally isn't one of them.   :-)
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 03, 2014, 09:43:05 AM
I had forgotten how funny this thread was.  :lmao: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 03, 2014, 09:43:44 AM
Seconded.  All in favor?  :II: :thumbs: :bravo: :pickme: :stupid: :koolaid:

Works for me, I loved Benny Hill.  Traditional British music hall humor, stabbed to death by enraged feminazis.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: txradioguy on January 03, 2014, 10:17:32 AM
Quote
nadinbrzezinski (128,120 posts)
1. Hey you might be in for an award this year

On this thread alone.

Those cheap ones have not spent a red cent on a certificate, let alone a proper trophy...don't even dream of the awards winner.

Certificate and trophy are ready for presentation...you just have to come here and collect it.
Title: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies (thread unlocked)
Post by: obumazombie on January 03, 2014, 10:57:29 AM
Certificate and trophy are ready for presentation...you just have to come here and collect it.
We do have very exquisite trophies for all award winners. They are kept safely with the keeper of the trophies for fear that the libs would just pawn them.