Ok lets tell some religious jokes.
Man saw a kid selling kittens, he was shouting, "Baptist kittens for sale, Baptist kittens for sale." He took a look at them. Next day man saw the same kid selling kittens. He was shouting, "Methodist kittens for sale. Methodist kittens for sale." Man took a look at the kittens and asked the boy, "Aren't those the same kittens you were trying to sale yesterday?" Kid answered, "Yes sir." Man asked the kid what the difference was between yesterday and today. The kid answered, "Well today they have their eyes open."