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Offline Chris

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Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
« on: May 06, 2009, 02:08:25 PM »

WASHINGTON—Taking advantage of the warm spring weather Monday, Vice President Joe Biden parked his 1981 Trans Am in the White House driveway, removed his undershirt, and spent a leisurely afternoon washing the muscle car and drinking beer.

White House aides said that Biden pulled into the driveway shortly before noon, the chorus of Night Ranger's "(You Can Still) Rock In America" blaring from his car's stereo. According to witnesses, Biden spent several minutes maneuvering the Trans Am into the perfect spot, and was observed drumming his fingers on the steering wheel until the song came to a close.

The shirtless 66-year-old then entered the executive residence and greeted employees with a round of high fives and a variety of nicknames.

"He does this every year and it really seems to rejuvenate him," Sen. Christopher Dodd (D-CT) said. "Back in 2001, the car was up on blocks in the National Mall, and he was so busy rotating those tires that he bailed on the confirmation hearings for secretary of state."

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Re: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 02:53:58 PM »
I hope the hell he was on PTO.

Biden is the ****tard's ****tard. What will he do next? Change the oil? Lube his clutch linkage? Check his master cylinder for play?

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Re: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 03:01:29 PM »
Good ol' Onion.  They are never far from the truth.

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Re: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 03:03:29 PM »
Good ol' Onion.  They are never far from the truth.

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Frikkin' firewall wouldn't let me check!

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(but I still wouldn't let it past him.)
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Re: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 03:20:45 PM »
:rofl:

At least he was blaring Night Ranger :-)
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Re: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 10:11:56 PM »
I had to go look it up... I don't remember that song :lmao:
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Re: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 07:27:54 AM »
I had to go look it up... I don't remember that song :lmao:
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:rofl:

I snuck out (from being grounded) when I was 16 to see them in concert with my best friend. Good times :-)
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