Yep, I'm aware that the former BSA has been in a free-fall for some time but still:
Scout Oath
On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country;
To obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.
Scout Law
A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.
can't stand it when the dummies try to pretend to be normal people in real life and get away with it.