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"BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News.

The news - especially cable news - and most especially MSNBC - has become a frightening caricature of what it once was.

Minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day, week after week, the story is THE SAME. The dissection of Trump's alleged misdeeds and the hundreds of side stories surrounding it.

Meanwhile, do we really know what else is going on? Where is news of the dismantling of the State Department? Where is the news of the mass exodus of skilled, dedicated, long serving career federal employees, leaving only toadies and some subpar careerists? Where is news of what the Democrats are REALLY doing in advance of the midterms, what their REALLY platform is?

Every time you see the RED BANNER screaming BREAKING NEWS at you, make the translation.

It is really BROKEN NEWS.

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Oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :whatever:

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Re: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2018, 08:17:35 AM »
DUmmies are upset that their plan to get Stormy Daniels and her lawyer on the air 24/7 worked.  :lmao:

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Re: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2018, 08:34:46 AM »
Yep, OhBummer!'s pens and phones are being broken day by day, and the US is much stronger for it. Which makes Stinker angry.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Re: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2018, 09:03:14 AM »
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I'm taking more walks and reading more fiction these days to save my sanity.

Reading more fiction and watching the liberal MSM is the same thing.  :thatsright:

Your sanity is already lost being a member at the dump. :mental: :stoner:
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Re: "BREAKING NEWS" ????? How about BROKEN News. Stinky The Clown
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2018, 09:26:42 AM »
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Where is news of what the Democrats are REALLY doing in advance of the midterms, what their REALLY platform is?

I think the lsm is doing a FINE job of covering the REAL platforms of all (d)s: "Trump is a poopy-head.  Throw rocks at him."

That is the platforms of all of them.  All planks.
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2018, 11:53:04 AM »
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Where is news of what the Democrats are REALLY doing in advance of the midterms, what their REALLY platform is?

I plan on becoming a full time democrat operative to help with your new platform.

It is going to be called "FREE SHIT"
Higher taxes
Shut down manufacturing.
More illegals
More welfare
Free pot.
Tax the rethugs
Tax the fat cats even more.
That's a good start.

Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

Basking in the glow of my white Privilege, while I water the Begonias with liberal tears!

I will give up my guns when the liberals give up their illegal aliens

We need a Bull Shit tax to make the Democrats go broke!